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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

Sever161 · Anime und Comics
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Chapter 5

Power, strength, Ukraine! Ahem, what does Ukraine have to do with it at all? It looks like I really leaked the roof, although who wouldn't in principle? But it doesn't matter, I'm an alpha wolf now! The coolest in the village. This is worthy of respect, volchara set himself a goal and volchara fulfilled it. It's crazy to be the first one.

After that memorable battle, it took... one hibernation. Alas, I can't measure it in time, I just don't know what year it is and I don't understand time in principle. For me, both night and morning look the same. But it didn't matter, the main thing was something else. Do they need to eat at all? Most likely, I can somehow resist this by simply killing all the Beowulfs.

But killing your own pack when you defeated a former alpha in a fucking fight is kind of stupid. It just negates everything I've done! I wanted my own pack, I got it! But I didn't want to kill people either. But that's okay, as long as the wolves are hibernating, you shouldn't worry.

So, after sleeping, I grew up again, now I was even taller than the last alpha, it seems, at least three meters. Fuck, what a huge wolf I am, just tin. The paws were now just as huge and powerful, bone growths were all over the body, leaving only small areas of black covering. The mouth has increased, as I have myself, most likely so that everything is proportional.

And I had to take a walk, because I'm sitting in this cave all the time, thinking about something. Although, I'm thinking about important things. For example, if I shout "Mighty Wolves, unite!" will they turn into a huge Wolfzord?

Why, I could use a wolf like that! After leaving the cave, I tried to breathe. But alas, the grimm has no nose. Or is there? Hmm, we'll have to take care of the anatomy of the grimm… But it can wait! And now I need to eat. I've already managed to get hungry while I was resting. And now, it's adventure time!

And again, the season has changed, now in my opinion it's autumn, there are fallen yellow or red leaves everywhere. Will I ever figure out how long each of these sleeps lasts? Ay, figs with him, I'm going to hunt small grimms, maybe I'll meet the cubs. I'm an alpha wolf now, they're one piece for me!

And now I was already walking through places known to me, but what surprised me was that the forest seemed... to have become smaller. Yes, exactly, some trees were cut down, but that log in the clearing, where I also met a small one, is no longer there. Mdya, they've stolen everything! There was no such thing in the USSR!

But only recently I was here as an ordinary wolfman, running around here, looking for food, like ordinary Beowulfs. But the tables have turned, I am now in charge, and soon I will create my own village! Yeah, definitely a fucking good idea. And yet… Is it possible to make a Wolfzord?..

Due to the fact that my carcass had become much larger, it was difficult to move through this forest. Each branch flew straight into my face, it didn't hurt, but after the tenth one, it started to get terribly annoying. So I paid for my size. Hmm, about the size... the grimm is supposed to have no gender, so I don't have eggs either... SO. I didn't understand. WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!

Bitch, here it is, the flip side of the coin! I don't have a hu... ahem, a sexual characteristic! Okay, Sanya, but you know you're a man, not a girl, right? And then suddenly he went so crazy that he would have become a woman.

No, I kind of noticed that I had degraded since getting into this carcass, if in the beginning my thoughts were whole and logical, now they were constantly jumping from one topic to another. I am no longer a human being, not the Sanya that I was, but I am not a grimm either. I am something in between these concepts.

Grimm's madness was passed on to me, but the rest of my mind fought against it and that's what happened in the end. And it turned out to be an incomprehensible something that acts like an animal and has only an echo of the mind that was originally there. This is somewhat sad, but such a future is different! The older the grimm, the smarter he is, so I have every chance to regain my normal mind!

This is if it is still refundable at all. I don't know how fucked up my mind is already. And with such unhappy thoughts, I was caught off guard again. And no, it wasn't a grimm, the usual steps. And how can I hear them if I don't have fucking ears? Magic, for fuck's sake.

I turned at the footsteps and there was a girl looking at me. Why can't they stay at home! That girl, then there's another one! Or did they suddenly have a desire to commit suicide?! Fucking fuckers. Wait... the eyes are familiar, is this the same girl? And why the fuck is she still walking around here then? But she's grown up, that's how long I've been sleeping, if she looks like she can be given all twenty now?

Looking for me? No, well, stupidly, I'm one of a hundred wolves in the area, would I suddenly meet an ordinary grimm? Hmm, what is this?..

Fuck! She's got a fucking aura! I see a familiar glow, there's some kind of yellowish color here. Have they already opened the auras?! But she didn't rush to attack herself, most likely she turned on her aura to be ready for my attack. But alas, even if I had attacked, the aura would not have saved her, I am an alpha wolf! My paws are incredibly powerful! And her aura is a little weak, I don't know how to explain it, but I just feel it.

If you make an adjustment for age, then you can really think that she is walking through the woods here, looking for me, just for what? Well, I helped her somehow, then what? Is it because of me alone that a grimm is walking through the forest? Well, a woman with eggs, you can't say otherwise.

I growled softly, and then lay down on the grass. It turns out that each hibernation lasts not just a couple of seasons, but it counts for decades. It turns out... if you take ten or even more years, I'm already at least thirty. Except for the age when I was human.

This is very sad, because two or three such hibernations are all. People have been living for a hundred years, and now even less than three times, after all, there are still no technologies that were in the canon. I got there long before him. Mdya, a couple of matches and all the people I know will die, if not sooner. It's amazing that this girl even lived to that age.

Fuck, it's fucked up... but I can't stay awake either, otherwise I won't get stronger. The stronger I am, the faster I will regain my own mind, and I will just be able to live without any special fears and problems. The girl lay down next to me, turning off her aura, it seems she realized that she had finally found me.

She poked at me with her finger so that I would pay attention to her, after which I turned my muzzle towards her.

— Do you understand me? — Oh, wow, I understand her! Seriously? What language does she speak at all? But even so, her speech sounds clear to me. I nodded my mouth and she was visibly pleased. — Thanks for saving me then, — pfft, but like two fingers. I tried to squeeze my paw into a fist as much as possible and stick out my thumb. It didn't work out very well, alas, the paws were initially not capable of this.

Plus one fucking acquaintance! And it's not that bad. However, it's better not for her to go here, there are too many different animals nearby, and I've seen a couple that will be bigger than me. And by the way. I should have eaten it already.

I got up and took the girl in my paw, like in the old days, which for me were like yesterday and threw it on my back. My hernia has become bigger and sharper, but I think the girl will cope. Congratulations, you have a second ticket for a taxi ride "Wolf without shoulder straps"! I can't think of a new name…

I remember where she lives, or rather where that wall was. Only this time it was necessary to go even more carefully, the fucking branches were constantly in the way. Honestly, I'm either going to break the whole forest here soon, or I'm going to freak out and get the fuck out.

In general, this girl doesn't need to hang out with me, otherwise God knows what I'll do. I'm in control of myself now, but what happens next? Maybe I will degrade as much as possible and will eat everything in a row? That's certainly not what I want this little girl to do.

So, here is this place, I took it off my back and put it back in place. In general, she was very beautiful, blue hair, brown eyes, even if she was dressed in skins. Yeah, it's still a long way from normal technology. She looked at me, like, you fucking dragged me here, a wolf.

I drew my image on the ground and a man next to me, and then behind me there are still a bunch of wolves that seem to be running towards her. I hope you've clearly shown me that it's dangerous to be with me. Oh, my inner hero has turned on again! I would like to save myself, for a start.

She nodded, but took my paw, starting to walk somewhere. Okay, fuck it, let's see what's in there. We walked a little further along the wall, I had to squat or what do I have there? Still, the wall turned out to be a little shallow, almost matching my height. After getting hit in the face by a branch once more, I growled softly to myself. It's fucked up!

And so, we finally stopped, a little further on I saw something like a tower, most likely to monitor the environment, all of a sudden the Grimm will visit? And what, did she want to show her house? I'll take a little, but I can't, they'll try to cut me into slices right away. And no one will fuck, why is there a girl next to me, they'll probably think that I'm going to kill her.

I stopped, and so did she, because she continued to hold on to my huge paw. By removing her hand, I made it clear that I would not go any further. I still didn't have enough for people to start pouring negative emotions, they're all fucked up, it's just going to be instant. So I took one last look at the girl and ran away. We need to eat it first.

Which I did, I already met two Mishans on the way to the cave, this time I killed them many times faster, but nevertheless, I don't feel full. I don't have enough food, I don't have enough. Okay, that should be enough at least for a while, and now it's time to go home!

So, my plan has undergone minor changes, we check... "the first is to become the toughest wolf in the village," we cross it out... "the second is to create a settlement of Beowulfs, immediately after I can control them," this is still being done, we leave... "the third is to check my idea about ashes." Oh, and this can be done now.

Closing the imaginary notebook, I got up from the surface of the cave. In general, it is better not to ask where this idea came from. More precisely, I remembered here recently that there was a well-known energy source in the cartoon, which was called dust. It looked like such small crystals of different colors, in theory, personifying the elements.

So, I pretended to be smart, and now it's time to turn on the EEEEXPERIMENTS program! Actually, initially I didn't have such an idea in my head, but then I remembered from the cartoon, and I'm a grimm, what will I do? Well, except that I might explode from the inside.

Will it explode?? It shouldn't. That's how I calmed myself down when I finally broke off one small crystal, which looked like dust. Although, there are no other glowing stones here, so there are not many options. It was blue in color and to be honest, it was a little scary to eat it.

In the cartoon in the very first episode ... or not the first? I don't remember, but there was definitely a situation where another dude with bangs threw this crystal at Ruby's feet and how fucked up! It just blew half a block away. And how this crystal reacts to the grimm, I do not know, but now the moment has come!

Somehow swallowing, I put the crystal into my mouth. The taste was so... glassy, but nevertheless, it was like chewing ice with glass. One movement of the jaw and a flash. I was carried against the wall, not weakly. Smoke was coming out of the mouth, and I was just fucking sick. It looks like it fucked up a lot, because the Beowulfs crowded around me, looking at me.

But I must say, I didn't feel any pain, just a sudden headache, it seemed like it was going to explode like a watermelon. But overcoming the pain, I got up and walked a little further and leaned against the wall with my paw, trying to come to my senses.

So, obviously, it was a crappy idea. But I didn't think it would end like this! Although, in fact, I didn't think at all. That's a stupid head, phew, okay, I'm alive, that's the main thing. Otherwise, it would be a shame to die because I ate the ashes, after everything I've done.

I didn't even immediately pay attention to the Beowulfs, who were standing a little further away from me. Okay, I'm an alpha wolf! I finally got it... so, I didn't get it. Why can't I get my paw out. Holy shit… Turning my muzzle to the wall, I finally understood what was going on.

It's ice! Fucking ice! What the fuck?! Where did he even come from? No... you're not serious.… Is it really because of that crystal?! No, it would be too easy. Using his considerable strength, he was able to free his paw, but the ice remained in place.

It looks like the ashes were icy, that straaaaaaa... I didn't even have time to finish my own thought, as I fell on the stone floor and passed out.