Glitch in the System

After the weirdness of meeting a deity I thought things would more or less be simple as far as adjusting to my new life. Not to take away from the weird moment that meeting some deity then being given wishes really is. Taking the experience into account that more or less comes straight out of a Webnovel, how weird could my new life be? After accepting that it happened I was fine.

Now learning you will go to Marvel with said wishes? Scary, but not as bad as it could be.

The Deity never fully stated it but if the One Above All is requesting reincarnates constantly it's not because of some weird fetish but more likely an issue that needs to be dealt with ASAP. One of cosmic proportions considering the Deity mentioned making me a celestial off handedly but off the cuff. If your first thought is I'd request to be a celestial when I jokingly say the One Above All needs help? The power must suit the occasion and chances are I'm dealing with something on the scale of the living tribunal.

A person receiving a second chance at life can't really have too many demands but if I had my choice, I would definitely not be dealing with this crap. I was all in now though and I planned on doing what I can so I could laze around again. As much as I detest personally making a move, it became pretty clear that this time I would have to make one. I mean the old shit also kept bringing up mistakes and issues that happened with other travelers so there's a chance the big bad could be one of those travelers. A scenario that worried me because my appreciation for Marvel could not match some other super fans and super fans seemed to make for the ideal traveler before I came along.

That worry led me to ask for some of the most outrageous abilities within the My Hero Academia universe. The crazy thing is he, or maybe it?, accepted. Giving me nine quirks that are extremely useful or powerful on their own, let alone combined, well every single flag you can think of goes up in my mind. The craziest ability I was granted however was Compass Kids Pointer quirk. I'm genuinely shocked I got away with asking for that one.

It may not be My Hero Academias most powerful or useful quirk but it's definitely a transmigrator's wet dream. You can say you remember addresses from fiction or that you have some weird power to stumble on the people you want to find due to the plot but reality is if you transmigrate you have no guarantees. Anyone can say 177a Bleeker Street but good luck finding the damn place.

You want to save Iron Man in the desert?

Before this whole transmigration thing we couldn't find a guy hiding in the desert for years on my Earth. Only a moron would believe they can pull it off. Reincarnation doesn't come with an inter dimensional GPS after all. Well for most reincarnated and transmigrators I can think of at least.

Regardless the issue of locating any person, place or thing is no longer a problem. With the Pointer quirk I'll locate whatever damn treasure I want. I can use the quirk to identify what characters exist and don't. I can find hidden areas unable to be found otherwise. If it's a comic version instead of a cinematic one it would be even better as I can find far more powerful artifacts. Combine that with my other quirks and I'm golden, I will have no equal.

Whatever this ridiculous threat I'm supposed to deal with is? To bad buddy boy, or girl…robot or alien too I guess. Point is I'm set. I'll use those artifacts to mass produce an army if need be. I'm not above leaving the minions to fight the big bad wolf while I fade into the background.

Efficiency at its finest.

Dooming the world and all that crap? Whatever.

In Marvel multiverses are real so I will just destroy the universe I arrive in if I screw it up and travel to another universe when the mission is over. Say what you want but Thanos in the cinematic universe had the right idea. The mission that made sense aside, the fact Thanos opted to rest after the mission was done is the move I respect the most. I just personally don't want to die so soon afterward like the purple chinned giant.

My glorious future was set in stone. I would soon be lazing in front of a computer screen once more! Congratulations to me!

The only problem I had almost immediately was that, I was born. Now normally this wouldn't and shouldn't be a problem. Except for the faces that met me after I was born.

I was looking at a young Helena Bonham Carter. A little away from her was young girl who had an uncanny resemblance to her with some pink hair. Also in the room was a strapping young gentleman who looked like he was about to have a heart attack. If his looks were a guideline I am a lot better off in the visual department than I was in my last life.

My future good looks aside a few flags were going off in my head. The girl with the pink hair seemed out of place but I was more disturbed by someone else. My new mother is what really had me reeling for a bit, especially when I heard my new family's names.

" Haha considering you got to give Dora her name it's only right I name my son!"

" I already agreed to it Ted please don't make me regret it."

" Don't worry Dromeda. My son will have a great name."

The man known as Ted pulled me up like he was presenting Simba.

"You my son will be known as Henry Osiris Tonks!"

At this moment I began to wail. Which made him pull me into an embrace.

The louder I wail the closer the man known as Ted Tonks pulls me into his embrace. No matter the consoling though I simply can't stop wailing. No matter how hard he tries to placate me the screams don't stop coming.

That god damn two bit shyster of a deity made a mistake! This was not the world of god damn Marvel!

The idiot put me into the world of Harry Potter and into one of the most unfortunate families known to the Potter universe. In the end it would just be my mother and her grandson should things remain as they did in the original plot. Naturally as I'm now a family member such nonsense will not stand.

My only concern is that this universe is not as safe as compared to Marvel. Power wise it was definitely weaker compared to Marvel, sure. That's not what was troubling or dangerous to me.

No I was mad that I lost an advantage. As far as my future knowledge goes I had lost a great advantage. I may know a fair bit of Potter knowledge but not nearly enough to do much more than follow the known movie plot and trivia. Not to mention the stupidly lethal spells were troubling. For heavens sake there were even instant kill spells in this universe, the whole thing made my so called powerful quirks less useful than intended.

Not to mention some of my perfect immunity options are gone!

I don't think I'll die but how in the hell do I stop magic without the magic protection artifacts I can find in Marvel. Avada is troublesome as it is but all that less obvious crap like Horcruxes, curses, and what have you is worse.

I'm going to have to wipeout as much troublesome crap as I can before it becomes an actual problem.

That thought only grew when I found out my birth year, 1980. Of all the god damn years to be born it had to be this one. March 30th 1980 wasn't a bad birthdate but it seems I was bound to hate my magic schooling years. Not to mention a certain dark lord was going to face the worlds most lucky half blood wizard ever to be born and that's before the damn brat learned he could use magic.

If I was honest with myself this was not the worst case scenario. I just want to be lazy and if this is in fact the Potterverse I'd opt to avoid the plot altogether but realistically this family's morality won't allow that. I'm loathe to admit it but I'd really like not to be an orphan again so ill still put in some effort...damn it.

While the Tonks family celebrated the birth of their second child they were also keenly aware of the turmoil they left behind. They were forced to flee from their home in Britain thanks to You-Know-Who. Ted Tonks was no coward and wanted to stand up for his beliefs by resisting against the damn dark lord. Ted's wife was no different. What held the two back was the fact that young Dora and their unborn child had no stake in such a battle, the kids safety took precedent above all else.

With that in mind they ended up fleeing to Teds family in America where they were far from the conflict. In the past year away from home Dora acquired more American traits than they would like, particularly her penchant for muggle entertainment. At the top of the list was the music group called Kiss and their cohorts. Through the gift of her metamorphmagus abilities she had become… flamboyant.

To Ted it made little difference but Andromeda definitely would prefer to return home before Dora forgets her native country. Then again with You- Know- Who's endless terror it seemed unlikely.

Nevertheless hope began to rekindle this year as Barty Crouch Senior issued an edict giving the British Ministry Aurors full permission to employ the use of the Unforgivable Curses against the detestable Death Eaters. With every bit of information they received on the wizard radio through out the year their hope blossomed even further. In particular news of Alastor Moody, Kingsley Shackelbolt, and Frank Longbottoms victories were met with cheers by the Tonks family.

These cheers were so resounding that Nymphadora Tonks ended up becoming a fan girl of the mighty Alastor Moody. The man was super rock and roll as she put it. This was the spark in her interest in a extremely dangerous career path.

Eventually time passed and apart from the struggle in the wizarding world of Britain it seemed no major muggle issues appeared. The only major event of note in now July 1981 is that the muggle community in America unfortunately was beginning to experience an economic recession. Then three months later the Tonks family celebrated like no other returning back home to Britain the same night.

Naturally Henry who had been religiously listening to any and all news knew why his family was so busy celebrating. Today was an important day.

October 31st, 1981.

Halloween was a very special holiday in the Harry Potter films. The future master of death seemed to have a lot of major turning points in his life revolve around the holiday for the departed.

This was all predictable to Henry with his movie knowledge however and mattered little to him at the moment. The only thing of import to Henry over this year and a half was that he couldn't gather any information that seemed to coincide with any events in Marvel. As a baby his quirks could have manifested but they didn't. Ironically his new status as a metamorphmagus did. The superpower he didn't wish for is the thing that showed up first, was that old asshole playing a joke?

So Henry waited and played the newborn child uncannily well. Eat, sleep, and have the servants known as parents clean him as he pleases. Henry could only think:

What a marvelous life.

I think I can forgive that wonderful deity for the glitch in the system!