23 Bonney

Zeus stood on the deck of Garp's marine ship, shaking his fist at Luffy on the Sunny. Garp smacked him and said "Do something brat!" Zeus put both hands in the air and sneered "Take a seat old man! I, your father, am here to play today!" a giant Thunder ball was forming above his hands, it was even bigger than Garp's whole ship.

Zeus laughed like a maniac and the marines slowly backed away, Aokiji was laying on the deck and lifted his sleep mask to look at the giant red ball. Zeus slammed his hands down and said "Shinu!" the Marines paled in fear and ran away.

The giant Thunder ball slowly fell from the sky towards the Sunny. The crew were panicking and Usopp was running back and forth on the deck screaming "We're all going to die!" over and over. Chopper completely played dead, Luffy looked up at the thunder ball and swung his arm on his shoulder, ready to blow it up.

Robin was the only one who was calm. She looked at Zeus with a glint in her eye, it looked like she accepted death, but Zeus knew that she knew he wouldn't do it. Sure enough, just as the Thunder ball was about to crush them, the Sunny flew into the air and escaped.

Zeus watched them go and winked at Robin while they were flying away, she shook her head with a smile before the Sunny completely disappeared. Zeus laughed and said "Fuck! They escaped!" Garp smacked him again said snapped "Idiot! You were too slow!"

Zeus rubbed his head and said angrily "Would you rather I miss and accidentally hit our own ship?! It's happened twice now! Wanna make it three, old man?!" Garp grabbed Zeus and said "You!" Zeus grabbed Garp's arms and said "I'm not going without a fight old man!"

Garp smashed him into the deck and said "Who you calling old?!" Zeus said "You!" Garp snapped "YOU LITTLE-" Koby interrupted and said "Um Garp-san?" Zeus and Garp turned to him and screamed "What?!" Koby flinched and pointed behind them as he said "Well we're about to die sirs."

Zeus and Garp turned to the other side to see a massive wave coming towards them. Garp slapped Zeus again and said "See what you did?! You jinxed it!" Zeus stood up and pointed a Garp's nose as he said "You're the one who told me to do something!" while they were arguing, Aokiji stood up and pressed his hand out. The entire wave froze solid and Aokiji went back to sleep.

Zeus and Garp looked over and kicked Aokiji at the same time "Now were stuck here!"

A few days later

Zeus was sitting in Sengoku's office with his arms crossed. He had a series of bumps on his head. Even his bumps, had bumps! Sengoku looked at him seriously and said "Did you see where the CP9 group went?" Zeus shook his head and said "The only one I saw fell off the cliff in between the Tower of Justice and the Judiciary Building. I assume he died and sank to the bottom."

Sengoku sighed and rubbed his face "The higher ups want them. If they can't get them alive, they want to see their corpses." Zeus waved and said "Make some and send it to them, they're going senile anyway, they won't be able to tell the difference." Aokiji spit out his tea on the side and Kizaru laughed. Garp chuckled and Sengoku and Akainu had a straight face.

Zeus looked around and said "Why am I here anyway? Looks like I'm on trial or something." he pointed at Akainu and said to Sengoku "You even have the red puppy here!" Akainu said "Watch it brat." Zeus sneered "What? Upset you can't burn down a village to catch a panty thief today?"

Aokiji spit out all his tea and dropped the cup, Kizaru had his mouth wide open and Garp covered his mouth with his hand. Sengoku sighed and Akainu stood up and said "You want to say that again kid?" Zeus stood up and got in his face before saying "You heard me, heater boy." Akainu grit his teeth and magma started flowing, Zeus didn't lose out and lightning crackled around him.

Sengoku yelled "ENOUGH! Sit down!" Zeus and Akainu reluctantly sat down. Sengoku let out a breath and said "You're not on trial Kurama. I just want to know what happened at Enies Lobby" Zeus told them what happened and Sengoku said "Why didn't you stop the Straw Hats?"

Everybody looked at Zeus, who looked at them all like they were retarded and said "Are you guys idiots? I couldn't touch Straw Hat at all." They were confused and Zeus rubbed the top part of his mask as he said "Rubber is an insulator. It doesn't conduct electricity, he's immune to my attacks." they all had looks of realization but Akainu said "Then why didn't you just kill the rest of the crew and break him down?"

Zeus looked at Akainu and said angrily "Because I'm not a fucking psychopath like you! Who says that? Did all that magma get to your brain?" Akainu said "You!" Sengoku interjected "Enough! God, what's with you two?" Zeus pointed at himself in shock and said "Me?!" Sengoku waved and said "It's enough, go!" Zeus grinned and stood up to leave, as he left he muttered to himself "Where was that chick living at again..."

The rest of them heard Zeus and turned green. Sengoku said "Quickly stop him! Last time the Vice-Admiral almost ripped his head off!" Aokiji left leisurely and Garp burst into laughter.

Zeus already disappeared and knocked on a door. A woman opened the door and said seductively "Ohh Kurama-kun is here to see me again~" Zeus grinned and said "Long time no see Milly" Yes! It was Milly, the Vice-Admiral's daughter, whom Zeus was fooling around with before he got sent to Loguetown.

She was wearing a belly cut t-shirt with a deep v neck, showing off her amazing cleavage. Zeus looked her up and down, obviously she wasn't wearing a bra and from the looks of it, no panties either.

Zeus leaned in a whispered in her ear "How's my favorite girl doing?" Milly shuddered and said seductively "I'm doing good.. Missing you though. Oh right, I'm getting married next year." Zeus frowned and said "Married?" Milly slid her hand into his pants and said "He doesn't have to know.." Zeus looked around and picked her up before closing the door.

A while later

Aokiji arrived and heard Milly's loud moans, he smiled wryly and muttered "Looks like I'm late." he looked around and saw the group of recruits looking curiously over this way and decided to leave. It was too late anyway, he wasn't going to stay here.

A while later

Zeus left Milly's place with his clothes all messed up, smoking a cigarette. He looked around and saw the crowd and frowned "Get back to training bastards!" the crowd dispersed and Zeus looked back and said "I'll be here for a few more days." Milly stumbled to the door and poked her head out, her hair was a mess and she had a heavy blush on her face as she said "Come back anytime.. Master~"

Zeus grinned and swiped his finger near her mouth and said "You missed something." Milly sucked on his finger and circled her tongue around it while looking at Zeus in the eyes. Zeus grinned and said "Someone's being naughty~" Milly's eyes lit up and she said "Is Master going to punish me?"

Zeus reached through the crack in the door and teased her honey cave before saying "Tomorrow." Milly licked her lips and said "I'm waiting." before closing the door as Zeus left.

Zeus walked through marineford whistling to himself and went back to Garp's house. He walked inside and saw Garp sitting at the table. He grinned and said "What's up old man?" Garp looked at him and said "Have fun with a married woman?" Zeus retorted "She's an engaged woman thank you very much!"

Garp laughed and shook his head. Zeus sat down at the table and said "In a few days I'm going to Sabaody" Garp looked at him and said "Why?" Zeus spread out his hands and said "I got business there." Garp gave him a hard look and Zeus shook his head and said "Not slave trade business. Different business."

Garp said "You better not. I will kill you myself if I find out you're involved with that." Zeus frowned and said "You think I would be? I want nothing more than to kill those stupid bubb-" Garp cut him off and said "I get it!" Zeus nodded and said "Although there is a business there. I need to tag some people for the future." he held his chin and thought silently. First he needs to tag Law, maybe he can get Law to help him with a bit of manipulation. Then he needs to make sure nothing happens to Luffy and the rest as well as tag Brook.

He had all of the crew tagged except Brook. This was so that he could tell where they were and if they were dead or not. The tag doesn't go away unless he releases it or they die, plus it's harmless so it was fine to stay. He send good night to Garo and went to his room, he took off his clothes and sat on the bed in his underwear with a snail in his hand.

A voice came over the snail "Yes?" Zeus said "Gorosei wants you all dead or alive. Watch your backs. Other than that, what's your status?" Lucci said "Thanks for the heads up and blending in just fine." Zeus nodded and said "Progress on techniques?" Lucci sighed and said "Even with the books there was been only a little improvement."

Zeus nodded and said "That's fine, you have at least 2 weeks before you will even heard anything about a mission. How is your progress with Rokugan? Can you do it without expending so much energy yet?"

Lucci said "Getting there." Zeus said "Good job, as long as you don't get caught during missions you won't have to use it. Think of it as a trump card. Call me if there's anything, that's all." Lucci grunted in response and Zeus hung up.

Zeus put the snail into his cloud, that was hanging outside his window and laid down on his bed to fall asleep.

The days passed like this

Zeus would go to Milly's and bang her before lazing around Marineford for the day, bang Milly again at night and go to sleep. It was a blissful few days until he felt 8 thunder tags moving at once in a certain direction, he grinned and told Garp he was leaving the next day before going to bang Milly one more time.

Zeus put on a pair of shorts and looked at his work of art. Milly was face down in her bed with her ass sticking out, big red palm prints on her cheeks and his cum flowing from her honey cave. Her face was pure pleasure and she twitched every so often. Zeus draped his jacket on his shoulders and said "Milly, I'm leaving."

She woke up and sat down on her bed, she pouted and said "Do you have to go?" Zeus nodded and lifted his mask before kissing her. His tongue broke into her mouth and intertwined with hers before their faces separated, Zeus grinned and pulled on her nipples before saying "Don't worry, I'll come back." Milly blushed and fell back on her bed, she writhed in her bed and stretched out her body, showing off her curves as she said "Come back soon Master~"

Zeus slapped her ass and said "I will. Prepare for your punishment." Milly stuck out her tongue like a little girl and watched him leave.

Zeus left her house and went to Garp's. He showered and came out to hear Garp's voice "I hope you're wearing protection brat!" Zeus snapped "What the fuck old man! She takes pills!" before going into his room and going to sleep.

The next day

Zeus bolted out of Marineford at top speed on his cloud, behind him was Milly's father, who just came back from a mission. Zeus laughed as he flew away saying "So long old man! Tell Milly I said bye! Shishishishishi"

Zeus flew away from Marineford and followed his lightning tags all the way to Sabaody. He flew passed the crew and continued to Sabaody himself. He landed on the grass and sent his cloud back up before walking into town.

He walked through Sabaody and saw the amusement park and all the stalls around. He frowned in disgust at all these obvious child traps and walked away into a restaurant. He sat at a table and said "I'll have a whiskey." the waiter left and Zeus looked around before spotting a woman and grinning. He took his whiskey, drank it all at once and paid before walking towards the woman.

He threw his coat over the chair and sat down in front of her, he kicked his feet up and lit a cigarette while looking at her provocatively. She had a strange green hat with long pink hair, milky white skin, a perfect oval face, beautiful almond shaped, dark pink eyes, and a piercing below her eye, along with a heart shaped red lipstick mark over her mouth.

Bonney looked at Zeus and said "Scram." Zeus exhaled a mouthful of smoke and said "Is that anyway to treat a guest? I don't think so." Bonney sneered and said "I don't treat marines." Zeus chuckled and whistled, a cloud flew in and Zeus threw his marine jacket inside before throwing his suit in it and putting on a t-shirt that said 'I barfed on the Sabaody roller coaster' and shorts with slippers.

He phased through the clothes and wore them before waving his hand and sending the cloud away, he did all this while sitting and blew a smoke ring in the air before saying "Where do you see a marine?" Bonney smirked and found it pretty amusing, Zeus looked at all the guys near her and waved "Scram for your grandpa. I'm talking to a beautiful lady and you blind?"

Bonney's crew reluctantly stepped away and Zeus put his feet back on the ground and leaned in before saying "I challenge you to an eating contest, do you dare?" Bonney was interested and said "What are the stakes, Marine man." Zeus grinned and said "If I will you go on a date with me, how about it?"

Bonney tilted her head and her crew glared at Zeus angrily, clamoring to 'Fuck off'. Zeus shot electricity from his fingers and zapped a hole right at their feet and said coldly "Obviously you thought I was kidding before." her crew shut their mouths but still glared at him.

He turned to Bonney and smiled saying "Scared?" Bonney laughed and said "Fine. You pay." Zeus clapped and said "Boss, make all your food." his cloud came back and 100 million beli fell out of the cloud and stacked up neatly before the cloud left again.

The boss came and took all the money, scared that Zeus would take it back and soon dish after dish flowed out of the kitchen. Zeus and Bonney started eating and eating, like they had starved for several weeks. As more and more dishes came out of the kitchen, more and more people came by to watch, it created a huge commotion. People from outside were curious and asked the people in front of them what was going on.

Soon their competition spread throughout Sabaody and some supernova came to watch.

A while later

Zeus and Bonney were done and confused, the boss came out and said "Um that, actually we ran out of food!" Zeus and Bonney looked at each other and Zeus said "Next restaurant?" Bonney nodded seriously, she wasn't going to lose because of a lack of food!

The duo left the restaurant and went to another one, the crowd followed them and Zeus paid again. After cleaning out 3 restaurants, Bonney finally gave in and said "Fine! You win! I can't eat anymore!" Zeus finished her plate and licked his lips, he gave her a provocative grin and said "Looks like you owe me a date."

Bonney smirked and changed to an old woman and said "You sure?" Zeus chuckled and said "Let's go granny!" he grabbed her hand and dragged her out of the restaurant as Bonney cursed him constantly "You shameless bastard! Let me go!"

Zeus laughed and said "You owe me a date! I didn't may half a billion Beli for nothing!" Bonney said "Aiya! I'm not a prostitute!" Zeus laughed and said "Your words not mine!" Bonney's face flushed and she said angrily "You!" Zeus laughed and flashed away along with Bonney.

They arrived in an alleyway and Zeus said "You should probably change back. Unless you want the marines to know you can manipulate your age, I assume that would be bad for you." Bonney snorted and turned back to her teenage self.

Zeus rubbed his chin and said "Is that your true age? I'm curious." Bonney sneered at him and said "I'm actually an old woman, disappointed?" Zeus chuckled and said "Not at all, excited actually!"

Bonney laughed and said in disgust "You're sick." Zeus grinned and said "I know. Let's go!" he grabbed her hand again and walked on the streets, Bonney struggled in his grip to no avail, he was just too strong.

Zeus had a playful look in his eyes as they walked around, they stopped at every shop and Zeus always introduced Bonney differently. From 'wife' to 'girlfriend' to 'mistress' to 'soul mate' to 'sister-in-law' sometimes making Bonney laugh, eventually she came around and played along, holding his arm as they walked in a shop and saying "Brother-in-law, my husband never buys me things, you will won't you?"

Zeus had a lot of fun playing around with her for a while before they saw Zoro about to kill a World Noble. Bonney changed her age to a child and shot forward, tackling Zoro to the ground, Zeus walked out from the alley and said "Princess, where are you?" he walked over to Bonney and said "There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" he picked her up and dragged Zoro away quickly.

The citizens thought nothing of it and went on with their day. The noble ignored them and continued, thinking it was just some ant.

Zeus dragged Zoro to an alley and Bonney jumped out of Zeus' arms aging as she fell. She stood on the ground in her teenage form and said angrily "What the fuck are you thinking?! If you touch them, we'll get admirals all over the place here!"

Zoro looked up and saw Zeus, who smiled and held out his hand. Zoro took his hand and Zeus pulled him up saying "How you been?" Zoro dusted his shoulders and grinned "Not too bad." he looked at Bonney and said "Girlfriend?" Zeus rubbed his chin and said "Sometimes."

Zoro was confused and Bonney said angrily "Stop ignoring me bastard! Did you listen to what I said!?" Zoro yawned and said "Yeah yeah, don't cut the bubble heads. I got it!" Bonney puffed up her cheeks in fury and Zeus burst out laughing, Bonney slapped him and Zeus jumped back before saying "You crazy woman?! I don't want to be a toddler thanks!"

Bonney shook her fist at him and Zoro said "What are you doing here?" Zeus shrugged and said "I knew you were gonna be here, do you believe it?" Zoro chuckled and shook his head before saying "Brook said thanks by the way." Zeus grinned and waved "I still need to see him. Anyway, let me know if something goes wrong, I'm in the middle of something right now."

Zoro chuckled and waved while walking away. Zeus waved back and turned to Bonney, who was glaring at him, and said "Why are you looking at me like an abandoned wife?" Bonney pointed at him and her fingers trembled in rage as she said "YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!" Zeus laughed and dodged her slaps.

He grabbed her wrists and pinned her to the side of a building and said "We were having so much fun too." he sighed and let go of her wrists before looking out of the alley and seeing some of the crew running by. He frowned and said "What grove are we in right now?" Bonney blinked and said "I think 2?"

Zeus frowned and mumbled something before whistling, his cloud came down and he pulled out his jacket and his vivre card. He ripped off a piece and put the rest back, he looked at Bonney and lifted his mask before planting a kiss on her lips, he slid his mask back down and looked into her eyes as he said "I had a really fun time. This is my vivre card, don't lose it. I think you know what it does, if you're ever in trouble come find me."

He jumped on the cloud while Bonney was still stunned from the abrupt kiss, she recovered and said "Where are you going?" Zeus looked at her and said seriously "In around 15 minutes an admiral is going to be here.. Don't get caught. Remember to find me if you need me!" as he flew through the air towards Grove 1.

Bonney came back to her senses when he was gone and kicked the building in front of her and said angrily "What kind of bastard is this guy!? First he kisses me, then he leaves?! Find you my ass!" despite what she said, she tucked the vivre card in her pants and walked away in a huff still muttering 'bastard'.

(Author's Note)

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