65 The Saiyan Saga 4

"Yup," I laughed, flashing him a thumbs up, "I've got a ton of em like I said, I've saved up thirty for each and every single one of you, from you and Gohan, to Kami, the other guys and even Bulma's parents."

"Insane!" Piccolo gaped at me, "How on Earth did you manage to come by these fruit?"

"I abused the Namekian Dragon Balls," I shrugged, "Among other things, I grow a bunch of these fruit thanks to a wish, got myself some regeneration that blows yours out of the water and even have infinite ki."

Piccolo just stared at me.

"….You were a complete monster when you left, and now that you've come back, you put even monsters to shame." he stated neutrally.

"Monsters wish they were as badass as me!" I puffed my best out proudly.

As it is, with how strong I am now, I could probably take on some of Super's earlier enemies. Hmm, I wonder how I stack up against Golden Frieza?

"Anyway, I've got a bunch of people to visit, so let's hurry this up," I continued, waving my arm and forming two portals to my personal dimension - still to be named - and from them, a deluge of spiky orange fruit spilled out forming into a pair of piles in front of Piccolo and Gohan, "There you go, thirty each, enjoy!"

"…I can't believe you actually have this much of these absurd fruit," Piccolo shook his head, "…I don't even know how to put this into words."

"Just say thanks dude," I rolled my eyes, "Anyway, once you're done here, head up to Kami's lookout will ya? The gifts don't end here, there's one more that little green will be giving you as well."

"Little green?" Piccolo gave me an odd look

"You'll see later." I waved him off, and then pressed two fingers to my forehead, focused, and a second later disappeared and appeared on a familiar little island.

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As soon as I landed on the island of Kame House, two green blurs that were darting through the air and clashing against one another stopped abruptly and then quickly shot down to kneel before me.

Ichiji and Niji.

They'd been training hard I see. Both of them have a power eclipsing ten thousand, and Roshi was displaying a power over seven thousand on the scouter.

Man, not bad. He could slap around Nappa with that power, not even going into his Ultra Form. Vegeta really would have been fucked even without me coming back.

A moment later, I felt as two familiar powers in the distance began to rapidly ascend and completley dwarf their previous powers and felt as Roshi got startled by it and rushed outside.

"What in tarna-" the old master spluttered before pausing as he saw me, "Oh, this is your doing I take it? Piccolo and Gohan's power and the way it just keeps rising?"

"Guilty," I smiled at him, "How you been Master?" I bowed my head to the old bald pervert.

"Oh you know, doing great, resting from training with these two veggie monsters of yours, enjoying a good little aerobics channel, then nearly crapped myself when I felt Gohan and Piccolo's power," Roshi casually explained, "You know, the usual with a monster like you around.

"…A fruit that surpasses the Paradise Herb, huh? the world sure is a mysterious place," Roshi shook his head, smiling ruefully, "Well, alright Kakarot, I won't reject your offer."

I mean, why would he? Only a complete idiot would reject boons like this.

I looked at the Saibamen who were now eyeing the fruit with interested red eyes, "Don't worry, there's enough fruit to go around boys and you'll be getting a bunch as well." I assured them.

And to punctuate my statement, I waved my hand through the air and dropped thirty fruit of might in front of them, and thirty in front of Roshi.

The crimson eyes of my veggie boys went wide in utter shock, and then the pair of them clasped arms and began to happily dance in a circle.

"KAKAKAKAKA!" Ichiji laughed.

"GAGAAGAAGAAGAA!" Niji followed suit.

What weird laughs, but whatever, as long as they were happy y'know?

"…You really weren't kidding about having a ton of them, huh?" Roshi gaped at me, before grabbing one of the fruit and biting into it.

Power exploded out of his form as he munched away at it and swallowed, and before my eyes, his form shrunken with old age, straightened up and grew, his thin limbs and chest exploding outwards with muscle and before my eyes Roshi visibly became a young man again.

….Though he didn't regain his hair. He'd probably have to regrow that. Honestly, he looked a bit like a taller Krillin, with a nose.

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Roshi shouted his shock to the heavens, "I feel amazing! Like a young man beating his meat for the first time! I'm back girlies, watch out for this handsome young stud!"

Well, good to see he was happy. And as long as he stayed away from my women, he could do whatever the fuck he wanted.

And then he began to happily devour the pile of fruit of might in front of him alongside my Saibamen and their power grew and grew, just like Gohan and Piccolo before them.

…I wonder how the guys on the lookout are reacting to this? I wonder if Yamcha or Krillin shit themselves?