66 The Saiyan Sage 5

It took quite a while for Roshi to come down from his new youthful high, he was going on and on about hitting up some whore houses before I finally got him to calm down.

I'm perfectly fine with the old man going and exploring his youth by taking some hookers to pound town, but, I'm a busy, busy future god and have so much shit to do.

Good thing he was only too happy to comply when I threatened to cut off his balls and feed them to him. It's good for men to be rational after all.

And then having Ichiji, Niji and Roshi grab ahold of each other, I held on to one of them and with Instant Transmission, teleported us all to Kami's lookout.

Gohan and Piccolo thankfully, had already arrived. But my fucking god was it loud, Yamcha, Krillin and Yajirobe were totally freaking out at the massive, instant increase of strength all five of the ones I'd given fruit to had went through.

Tien thankfully, was as cool, calm and collected as ever, even with multiple people suddenly more than a hundred times stronger than him suddenly popped up.

Good guy that Tien, too bad he's asexual and only pursues the dao of martial arts. But, I'll be sure to take good care of Launch in his place.

"This is incredible," Krillin uttered in awe as he circled around Master Roshi, examining his new state, "You really do look like a guy in his early twenties now, and your power, it's mind boggling!"

The bald man shook his head, his eyes going to the Saibamen, then Piccolo and Gohan, "All of your powers are incredible, like is there even any point in us training for these saiyan guys now?" he sighed, shoulders slumping.

"Hey, hey hey! Kakarot already said he'd give us the fruit to y'know, we'll catch up with em right quick bro!" Yamcha quickly assured

"Besides, strong as they may be, according to Kakarot, that Frieza guy still makes them look weak," Tien interjected, arms crossed, "As far as I'm concerned, grating as it is on my pride as a martial artist to take such an easy increase in strength, this is just a boost before getting right back to training."

"Don't be such a sour puss Tien," Yamcha rolled his eyes, "That Frieza guy like has no idea of Earth right now, yeah? And now we'll all be way strong enough to slap around those saiyans, I'm thinking we'll have a bit of an easy street for once, and Kakarot probably already has a plan for Frieza anyway, right?" the scar faced man turned to me with a grin.

"More or less," I shrugged from where I was sitting cross legged on the tiled flooring, "The fruit isn't the end of it, you'll all get far stronger from a little something else, and you won't need to worry about Frieza, I'm far stronger than him now."

"See!" Yamcha beamed, "Kakarot has it all on- wait, what?" his gaze snapped back to me.

"Didn't you say before you left, that Frieza has a power level of one hundred and twenty million?" Tien asked, arcing an eyebrow at me.

"Things went much better in some ways than I ever imagined, but worse than others," I replied with a sigh, "You are right though Tien, even though I'll be giving you all a massive power boost, you'll need to get right back into the thick of things."

"How come?" Krillin asked, "I thought this Frieza dude was like the strongest in the universe or something? Why do we need to get even stronger if you're that much stronger than him now?"

"In the mortal world at one point maybe," I nodded, "As for you guys continuing to get stronger. How does preventing our universe from getting erased sound?"

Utter silence met me at my words.

"..H-huh?" Krillin gaped, the only one that made a sound.

I took that chance to get to the meat of the topic, "Look, things are a lot more complicated than you guys know, there's so many gods in this universe you don't even know the half of it," I explained, "Even Kami only knows up to the Supreme Kai, the guy responsible for all life and shit in the universe, but above that guy is what's known as the God of Destruction, basically the ruling authority of our universe."

Again, utter silence met my words and lingered for a good thirty seconds.

"The destroyer god…I have heard rumours, but I did not think it to be true," Kami mused, stroking his chin, "Is this threat pertaining to them? Are they perhaps going to destroy us all?"

"Nope, they're just a lazy ass temperamental cat," I waved him off, "The real problem is, that above even the God of Destruction, is the Omni-King, the creator of the universe and all other universes, to my knowledge there are currently twelve universes including ours."

"….And is this guy evil?" Krillin hesitantly asked, "Like, the scope of things are getting kind of hard to handle here bro, I'm not sure I want to even consider the opportunity we'd have to fight a guy like that."

"Oi, idiot stop interrupting," Piccolo huffed, having kept his silence up until now, "Let him finish, you're just dragging it all out."

Krillin flinched at Piccolo's rebuke and nodded timidly.

"To answer your question Krillin, no, the Omni-king is so far above us even I can't tell how strong he is," I answered anyway, "No, the problem he poses, is that he holds each universe to a certain standard, a level if you will, and if a universe is under that level for a certain period of time, he'll erase the entire universe and consider it a failure."

I looked around into each and every single one of their eyes, "And thanks to Frieza and a bunch of ancient threats from long in the past, we of Universe 7 are currently ranked as the weakest of all the universes."

Once again, silence met my words, but the looks of shock that appeared on their faces were more than enough.

Not one of them had the stones to speak up, even Piccolo was gaping at me, horrified.

"S-so uncle, what do we do then?" All except Gohan that is.