14 Chapter 14

"Ugggh". Deadpool groaned as his vision was completely covered with thick smoke that was caused by the explosion.

He was currently lying on what he expected as his back while coughing from the smoke that he had inhaled.

*Cough*

"...Fuck". Deadpool cursed as he tried to stand up, only to realize that he couldn't as he has no limbs to use in the first place.

"What in the fucksickle is this?!" Deadpool questioningly yelled.

Yes, what remained of Deadpool's body was only his chest and head, portraying a very gore, bloody and weird image.

Why weird? If someone saw an almost completely burned talking head with a chest, wouldn't anyone find it weird?

But thankfully, no one was there to see his current situation. Because if someone did, they would have undoubtedly freaked out, or worse, faint out from shock.

Deadpool's iconic costume was also completely destroyed! Leaving only parts of it that barely covers his face and neck. His limbs as well as the other parts of his body has long been destroyed by the explosion who came from who knows where!

"Fuhahack!" Deadpool cursed once again as smoke started to clear up while the fire from the explosion keep burning around.

He wasn't expecting that, he really didn't.

He mean, what are the chances of two missiles suddenly appearing to anyone when they are trying to close their windows? There's no chance! Alas, it happened to him.

His stronger healing factor was already kicking in as his body was slowly healing from all the injuries he sustained from the explosion earlier. His healing factor was also slowly regenerating his lost body parts.

He was waiting for his healing factor to regenerate back his limbs so that he could move and kill the fucker that blowed him up along with his "home".

Deadpool was pissed, it's not everyday that he would be reduced into the current sorry state that he was in. He was already thinking of various ways to kill the culprit inside his mind, when he suddenly heard a rather rhythmic heavy footsteps from the distance.

"Hmm?" Deadpool turned his head to where the sound of footsteps was coming from, but the smoke was not letting him to see any further and confirm the identity of the person behind those footsteps.

Deadpool was already expecting the owner of it to be the culprit that blowed him up along with his home.

The steps were heavy as he could feel the slight tremor spreading to the ground with every step, as well as the sounds of rubbles getting crushed by the said steps.

Squinting his eyes from that direction, Deadpool could see an outlined figure of someone beyond the smoke, but after seeing the shadow of the two obvious pointy tip on its head, Deadpool yelled.

"Fuck you Batman!" Deadpool uncovered the identity of the figure in no time while gritting his teeth.

And indeed, the figure showed itself after the black smoke was cleared up and it really turns out to be Batman, the one Deadpool just killed yesterday... Or a few hours ago.

"Good for you to be alive because I would surely drill a bullet right into your fucking balls this time for doing this shit to me!" Deadpool yelled with hate as he threatened Batman about what he would do to him next.

His injuries were already healed, but all the missing parts of his body as well as his limbs would still take a few hours to completely heal. But the problem is Batman was already in front of him, leaving him with no choice but to use his only weapon.

His mouth.

"Hey! What happened to the killing is wrong thingy? You planned to kill me now huh?!" Deadpool tried to provoke Batman.

But Batman was unresponsive, instead, he took out a syringe from his utility belt.

Frowning hard, Deadpool was feeling rather uncomfortable with what he was seeing now. He was about to question Batman's actions once again, when Batman interrupted him while saying in his usual deep voice. "Didn't I said it before? I wouldn't die without sending you to prison first".

Deadpool laughed after hearing that. "Prison? You could have killed me right there!" Deadpool said as he was trying to buy enough time.

He was planning to distract Batman by attacking his morals so that he could focus his healing factor in regrowing his right limb as he was also planning to grab his magical Satchel that was placed not so far beside him to take out the teleportation device and teleport away.

But his verbal attacks didn't work as Batman slowly shook his head.

"Remember what I said last time before we start brawling? I said I came to experiment, and I rather got enough information from that battle that you wouldn't exactly die by a few blood loss and lost limbs. Your healing factor was quite strong, stronger that Deathstroke in fact. But I figured that if I don't blow up your head, you would still live... And you really do. I did not initiate this plan without enough evidence that you wouldn't really die from this. So those verbal attacks won't work on me". Batman finished his explanation while walking closer to Deadpool who was lying unmoving on the ground.

Batman was currently looking at Deadpool's rather heavily scarred body that has been covered by his costume this whole time everytime they face each other. It made him frown and grimace at the same time as he thought of what happened to Deadpool to have those scars all over his body.

Deadpool clicked his tongue in annoyance. "And here I thought this author wouldn't give you a plot armor". Deadpool commented while looking at Batman who was closing in him.

Batman was confused about what Deadpool just said. Author? But he just shrugged it away and crouched down to Deadpool.

Only to get surprised as Deadpool suddenly moved and punched his face!

Batman saw an incoming... Baby fist?

*Crack*

And it broke in return when it landed on his cowl.

"Ah! Fuck!" Deadpool cursed as his efforts on focusing in regrowing his right hand in a short time proved to be useless as his baby fist was twisted in a rather painful way with that punch. He wanted to reach his satchel earlier, but his baby hand could not reach it, thus Deadpool gave his one last futile struggle by punching Batman.

Batman was speechless. Deadpool's healing factor was stronger than he expected! Realizing this, Batman did not waste any time anymore as he immediately injected the syringe to Deadpool's neck without hesitation.

Deadpool tried to resist, but Batman pinned his head down using his hand that was powered by his weight.

"What is that?!" Deadpool yelled in rage as he demanded an answer. He really hated it when people started injecting unknown things inside his body.

"It's a very strong sleeping drug. I made it while expecting you to have a very strong resistance to toxins. If injected to a normal human, they would sleep forever. But to you, a good few hours of sleep would do". Batman explained.

Deadpool's eyes were red in anger. If he knew this would have happened, he would have made sure to kill the Bat for good that time!

Alas, he didn't, so he blamed it to the author instead.

(A/N: Huh?)

Deadpool could feel Batman removing his hand from his head, so with rage boiling up inside of him, Deadpool head-butted Batman!

But it did nothing but injure him in return as wounds started appearing at his forehead.

Batman shook his head from the futile efforts of Deadpool. Looks like he really angered this famous merc this time around. But he have to do this.

Deadpool did not stopped even after he sustained an injury as he still tried with all his strength to bash his head on Batman, but the strong drug was already kicking in. Making him drowsy as his eyelids slowly became heavier with each seconds that has passed.

With one last strength, he threatened. "Remember this... I'll... Fucking... Kill... You...". Deadpool then lost his strength to even open his mouth.

Batman stood up while exhaling a rather heavy sigh. "This is for your own good. You did not kill any innocents so far, so you still have a chance. Change yourself and use your powers for good". Batman said to the drowsy Deadpool.

Deadpool heard what Batman just said, which infuriated him more. But the drug finally kicked in as he then fell completely unconscious.

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(A/N: Harley would appear next or maybe after the next chapter. Ahhh~ the fated meeting. Do you all know how it would turn out? It's rather romantic I'll tell ya)

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