Chapter 13

-Marvel Universe-

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*Sigh*

"Where is that bastard now that you need him?!" Spider-Man or also known as Peter Parker, could be seen pacing back and forth at his office while looking at his phone with a frustrated look.

He was calling Deadpool for the past couple of hours now, but not even once did he answer it. He was frustrated as they really needed his help now, and as much as he hate to admit it, only the annoying Merc with a Mouth could help them.

Or crazy enough to help them. But the problem is... He's not answering! He was calling for hours! Hourssss! Hours of his time wasting on his phone for a guy who never answered!

Peter Parker was pissed. Just the other night, Deadpool was calling him repeatedly, and now that he calls him back, he's not answering?

'Did he held a grudge about that time? He could just solve his problems anyways! Why does he have to act like a kid at times like this?!' Peter Parker thought while gritting his teeth.

Now, you may ask. What's the problem he was talking about? Well... let's just say that a certain Purple Man was currently going wild in space because he was heartbroken or something.

And that Purple Man miraculously acquired more power aside from the six stones that he always has in possession, making him more powerful than ever.

Countless lives has been lost and everyone was currently looking for ways to stop the Purple Man's rampage.

That's when they thought of a certain guy that was always wearing a red tactical suit who's main weapons are a pair of Katanas and a pair of Dessert Eagle Pistols.

Now, it's not a secret or anything that the Purple Man and the guy who always wears a red tactical suit has a love triangle history with a certain woman who reeks of Death.

So everyone thought. Why not let Deadpool meet Death and tell the Purple Man about their supposed meeting?

That way, his attention would be focused in Deadpool and Death, giving them enough time to plan an ambush and defeat the Purple Man once and for all!

Alas, that guy who just could not stop his mouth from talking all the time, doesn't seem to be responding on their calls at all.

Everyone was searching for him in a hurry as many lives were at risk and were already lost.

They don't want for any more casualties to happen, so everyone did what they could do to search for Deadpool.

They were searching for 23 hours already, just an hour away for it being a day. So they could only imagine how many more lives were lost at that time.

Stronger beings were already fighting that Purple Man, so it was only up to them who couldn't really do much in this situation, to search for Deadpool.

Peter Parker was about to throw his phone in frustration, when it suddenly vibrated, indicating that someone was calling him.

Awkwardly fixing his throwing posture, Peter Parker cleared his throat and answered his phone.

"Peter Parker here. Who is this?"

"Spider-Man? It's me, Domino". A woman's voice could be heard on the other line of the phone.

"What? Who's Spider-Man?" Peter Parker tried to lie, but then he thought. 'Wow, that's dumb. Who's Spider-Man? Really?'

"Stop lying. Anyways, we found the place were Deadpool was last seen, and it was a bar called Crook Bar. But it looks like it was under renovation now. So we asked the owner about Deadpool and it seems like he was with Dopinder the night where he was last seen. When we asked him, the owner said that they left together". Domino relayed their findings to Peter Parker.

"Dopinder? That cab guy?" Peter Parker asked in confirmation.

"Yes, that guy. So we are on our way to him now and it looks like he lives closer to where you are currently, so kindly head there ahead of us and make sure that he stays there until we arrive. I'll send his location to your phone". Domino said to Peter Parker.

"Okay...". Peter Parker hesitatingly replied, he was about to ask something about how she knows of his location, but before he could do so, the line was already cut.

"Well, she's really bossy". Peter Parker thought as he started suiting up in his Spider-Man suit.

When he was done, he hears his phone's notification sound so he then checked it out. Once he did, he then saw a highlighted location on the map, so he assumed that place to be the cab guy's location.

Putting his phone away, he then opened the window at his office and directly jumped from it.

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*Creak*

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Creaking sounds could be heard resounding in a room.

In that room, a figure of a person that was wearing a red tactical suit could be seen busying himself with some "business" that he has in hand.

The person was currently sitted in a worned out couch while doing his business seriously. Looks like he hasn't done it for a while as his attention was fully focus onto it.

The couch he was sitting on was suspiciously shaking as the person groaned again and again.

"Shit! Yes!... No!!! The fuck?!" The person yelled as he stood up from the couch, revealing... A handheld console?

Yes, a handheld console.

In that console, you could see Princess Peach kissing Mario as a reward for saving her from the evil person that kidnapped her. Yes, this person's business in hand was him playing the original Super Mario Bros. in an old handheld console that he found somewhere lying around.

Well... The truth is he found the console in a lost and found section somewhere in the park and thought that it's cool, so he took it away with him. Ignoring the person who was guarding that place.

Who would stop him? Almost everyone knows him, so the person who was guarding the place would in no way act and stop him from taking the console that was identified as a lost item away.

This person took his time in this room and played Super Mario straight for hours, the couch was creaking and shaking earlier because he was trying his best to dodge those fireball thingy that the boss keep shooting at Mario.

After defeating the boss, he expected Mario and the princess to have a very romantic scene.

But he could only cursed after seeing what happened. He looks like he has enough of bullshits as he then turned the console off frustratedly.

"What bullshit! I crossed many worlds! Only to get a kiss?! Princess at least remove those panties!" The person yelled as though what he said was the absolute right and the very identification of romance.

This person is none other than the Deadpool that we all loved.

"Aww, you'll make me blush". Deadpool suddenly turned to nowhere with an embarrassed body language as his face could not be seen through his mask.

He looked at his right wrist to check the time in his little pony watch.

Seeing what time it is, Deadpool then walked towards a cabinet of some sort in the room and took out a satchel from it.

And make no mistake, it is not just any satchel, but it was none other than his magical satchel! A satchel that could store numerous things! Indestructible, could be enlarge and fit anything like an absolute whor-

"Ok ok, stop right there. Let me explain its use.". Deadpool suddenly spoke to nowhere.

"Ahem, in short. Satchel, magical, store, infinite, indestructible. Okay? No need to curse, look at all those minors reading this shit. We don't have to corrupt their already corrupted mind". Deadpool explained in an enlightened tone that only monks could possibly have.

Deadpool then opened his magical satchel and stored the console in it, and as he did so, he catch a glimpse of the gadget in his wrist. The gadget that could make him teleport. Contemplating for a while, Deadpool nodded as he looked like he decided into something.

Removing the gadget that looked like a watch, Deadpool also stored it inside his magical satchel.

Nodding satisfyingly, Deadpool decided to spend his time lazing around this place. He doesn't have anything much better to do anyways, he might as well take this time to relax.

When he checked the time, it was still 1:00 P.M in the afternoon. He had to meet with someone at 5:00 P.M, as that someone wanted to hire him for a job, considering that he is a mercenary.

But since it's still too early, Deadpool decided to laze around instead of going outside.

Deciding that he would take this time to rest, Deadpool then walked towards the window, intending to close it but as he was about to do so. He stopped.

Everything suddenly slowed down.

The very time itself slowed down in fact. But Deadpool's head suddenly moved and turned at the side as he started speaking like time doesn't have an effect in him. "Lesson learned. If you have something that you don't need for now. Don't store it away, you may need it soon. Just like this".

Finished saying that, the time went back to normal as two missiles could be seen only inches away from Deadpool's window.

*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*

The old abandoned building where Deadpool was at, then completely blew up.

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