Extra 8: Bleach (9)*

"Ugh, I swear I never drink again" - Kurama was waking up with a massive headache. He had pulled out his special alcohol, the only one that could take effect on him, but in the process discovered what a bad combination it had with Soul Stealer, the Seireitei's strongest Alcohol.

"Could you please lower the volume?" - A female voice said.

Kurama froze when he heard this and looked to his right, noticing how Shikaku was completely naked - "Oh."

The black-haired woman slowly opened her eyes and noticed how Kurama was silently watching her - "Good morning."

"Good morning" - Kurama replied as he admired her huge breasts - "I have to admit, those are some nice tits."

"Thanks, I guess" - Kukaku replied as she shrugged her shoulders. It wasn't like she was embarrassed to show the albino her huge breasts, not when she still remembered everything they had done last night - "By the way, you're an animal in bed ~"

"Will you two please be quiet!" - Yoruichi exclaimed, only to notice how the two naked lovers were staring at her silently - "Oh!"

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"How did this happen?" - Yoruichi asked with a red face. By the law of her clan, she had to keep her chastity until marriage and if by any chance she lost it, then there were two options, kill the one responsible or take him as her husband, but the problem was that she couldn't kill Kurama even if she wanted to because he was much stronger than her.

"Alcohol" - she replied as she took out a pipe and started smoking, only to notice how Kurama did the same as her - "Wow, I didn't know you had such good tastes, now I'm thankful for what we did last night"

"We can do it again anytime you want" - Kurama said with a huge smile on his lips. He had to admit that Kukaku was a fabulous woman, not only for her beauty but for her tastes.

"I'll take your word for it, sweetheart" - purred Kukaku as she licked her lips, only to look at her friend - "I thank you for introducing me to such a wonderful man, Neko-chan."

Yoruichi groaned in irritation as she shot a conflicted look at the white-haired man as if she wanted to tell him something.

"Let me guess" - Kurama said as he noticed the purple-haired woman's stare - "Your family has a law that you can't have sex until marriage, and if by any chance it should happen you would have to marry that man or kill him."

"Huh?" - Yoruichi's eyes widened in surprise when she heard the deduction of the man she had sex with.

"Let's just say that two of my wives have somewhat familiar rules" - Kurama replied as he shrugged his shoulders. He quickly explained to the two women about the customs the [Nadeshiko Village] had, leaving them completely surprised, though what surprised Kukaku the most was that Kurama was married more than 20 times.

"Nothing I can't handle" - Kukaku said firmly. She was interested in the albino and wouldn't let him get away, not only because he was a god in bed, but because their tastes were similar - "By the way, don't even think you can put me aside now that you tasted my body."

"I wasn't planning to do that" - Kurama said as he appeared beside the woman and sat her on his legs, only to take her by the waist with a smile on his face - "Let's just say that I wish to taste you many more times because your taste is addictive"

Kukaku let out a small moan of pleasure as she licked her lips. She had to admit that the white-haired man knew what buttons to push to turn her on.

"Okay, enough" - Yoruichi said with a frown.

"Jealous?" - The pair asked, only to let out a laugh at how in sync they were.

"Ugh, I feel like this is going to be hell from now on" - muttered Yoruichi as she let out an exhausted sigh.

"By the way, there's something I want to do" - said Kurama as he looked at the black-haired woman.

"You can do whatever you want with me, sweetie" - smiled Kukaku as she purred seductively, only to let out a small cry of surprise as she felt something strange on one of her arms - "Ugh"

"I recommend you to remove that thing" - said Kurama seriously while indicating her to remove the prosthesis she had on one of her arms.

Kukaku nodded weakly, only to let out a small cry of pain as she felt her body begin to heat up.

Seconds passed, though to her it seemed like years, as this heat passed, she noticed how her body was slightly different. Kukaku slowly opened her eyes and looked at her injured arm, only to start crying when she saw how it had grown again.

Kukaku hugged Kurama with all her might as she constantly thanked him for the gift while he comforted her.

Yoruichi watched this in silence as a small smile appeared on her lips. She knew that Kukaku was unconcerned about the loss of her arm, but inside, she understood that this was just an illusion that Kukaku was displaying so as not to worry those around her.

The minutes continued to tick by and Kukaku had calmed down.

She was now resting in Kurama's arms with a gentle smile on her face, one she hadn't shown since her brother was still alive.

"Hey Aneki, have you seen the snow head!" - Ganju exclaimed as he entered his sister's room, but his expression changed when he noticed the situation he was in - "Sorry for the intrusion."

"Wait, Baka Otouto!" - Kukaku exclaimed as she called out to her younger brother - "Come see your new Aniki!"

". . ." - Ganju was silent for a few seconds before shaking his head - "I better go back to bed because I feel like I'm still dreaming."

". . ." - Kukaku's eyebrow started to twitch when she heard this - "Ganju?"

"There's no way that spinster and sourpuss sister of mine, managed to get a boyfriend" - Ganju continued, not noticing how his sister had parted from her lover - "It's more likely that idiot Kisuke will get a girlfriend"

Yoruichi could hardly contain her laughter when she heard the youngest of the Shiba siblings.

"Not to mention that she has her arm back, more than enough proof that I'm still dreaming" - Ganju nodded firmly.

"Ganju!" - Kukaku roared angrily.

"Oh, come on, we all know it's impossible for you to get a boyfriend" - snorted Ganju as he glared at his irate older sister - "That's why I'm the only one who can keep the blood of the Shiba clan alive."

"I don't think you should say that kind of thing, boy" - said Kurama as he shook his head - "If there's one thing I've learned during all my years of life, it's that it's not a good idea to insult a woman"

"Please, this is a dream" - Ganju snorted as he glared at the albino - "I can even tell you that she's a bossy, haughty, annoying, alcoholic, perverted bitch. You should see all the sex toys she has in her room."

Kurama and Yoruichi remained in complete silence as they felt Kukaku's Reiatsu increasing with each passing second.

"Ganju" - Yoruichi said as she looked at the guy.

"What?" - Ganju asked calmly.

"This is not a dream" - replied Yoruichi as she gave a sympathetic look to her friend's younger brother - "If you don't believe me, you can always pinch yourself to check if there is pain, or not."

Ganju pinched himself without a second thought, only to feel a slight pain in his arm. The younger Shiba sibling trembled in terror when he saw this, but his expression changed to one of utter despair when he felt the strong spiritual pressure his older sister was releasing.

"So I'm a bossy, haughty, annoying, alcoholic, perverted bitch, am I, Baka Otouto?" - Kukaku asked with a tender smile on her face, though the boy could feel as if Kenpachi was looking at him with his typical sadistic grin - "Not to mention that I'm also an old spinster and bitter older sister who can't get a boyfriend."

"A-Aneki" - Ganju could only tremble in terror.

"That's why I feel bad" - Kukaku said while giving her a tender smile - "I'm a lousy big sister, as well as a bad example."

"Y-You're wrong!" - exclaimed Ganju with a happy smile - "You're the best sister in the whole Seireitei!"

"Oh, you're sweet, Baka Otouto" - said Kukaku while caressing his younger brother's sweaty cheek - "But it's true that I'm a very bad example for you, but don't worry because in the future I won't be anymore!"

"Huh?" - Ganju didn't understand what his older sister was trying to say - "W-why?"

"BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD, GANJU!"-roared Kukaku furiously as he grabbed his younger brother by the shoulders.

"That's not how things work, Aneki!" - Ganju exclaimed, only to have his screams of pain heard throughout the Seireitei after a few seconds.