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Damn Goddes.

Ivan currently looked into the distance dazed by what he had just gone through. He had died, and not just died, he had gotten killed by Truck-Kun. Ivan as an anime fan knew Truck-Kun, but he had never expected to undergo the Isekai treatment.

'So this is how it goes? Just when life goes your way, a fictional Truck kills you?'

He was snapped out of his dazed staring at the cackling laugh of the Goddess of Reincarnation. She had silver-white hair and bright blue eyes, but she looked like a 12-year-old kid. Ivan grit his teeth as he glared at the goddess.

"You damn god. How dare you kill me just when I was about to have sex with my girlfriend."

The goddess stopped rolling on the ground as she looked at him.

"Yeah, about that. Your 'girlfriend' was just an illusion to lure you toward that Hotel."

Ivan paused when he heard that. He gave the goddess a look that spelled disgust.

"Wow, so gods are so bored they trick innocent 17-year-olds with fake girlfriends."

She giggled again at how funny it was.

"No need to look at me like that. And yes, we gods are just as bored as you think. But in all seriousness, you are handsome enough. You can get plenty of girls to like you."

That made it a little better.

"Then, can I go to Fairy Tail? Oh, make sure that I have Blood Flame Dragon Slayer magic?"

She coughed as she sat back in her chair.

"Yeah, about that. You don't get to choose."

Ivan paused when he heard that.

"Why? Didn't you kill me? Don't I get my wish?"

The goddess shook her head.

"You see, we used to give every reincarnation a wish or two, but the big man upstairs said that he was getting bored. As such, now, we all go by the draw of the cards. No wheel, as that also got boring after a while. He can be so picky."

Ivan sighed when he heard that.

"Fine. How do we do this?"

The goddess waved her hands and in front of her appeared a table. She reached into the dress pocket and pulled out a black and golden deck of cards. She instantly began to shuffle it faster than the speed of light as she looked at Ivan.

"This deck is far larger than it looks. From it, I will pick out 64 cards 4 times. Each time you will pick one. These 4 times will allow you to pick an ability, a world location, a being card, or a species card. To explain, the ability will be a power, and the rest as self-explanatory."

Ivan nodded.

"What about the being card?"

The goddess smiled.

"That will determine who you will be. It can be blank leaving you as you are, or you will become someone you know. Ready?"

Ivan nodded.

"Ready."

She moved the deck of cards over the table as 64 cards flew onto the table. Once the cards were set, the goddess smiled.

"Go on, pick your ability card."

Ivan looked at the 64 cards before he reached out for the top right-hand corner. When he lifted the card he saw a familiar picture of a man he recognized.

"Toji Fushiguro?"

The goddess took the card and set it aside.

"That means you will get the same effects as his Heavenly Restricted Body. You will be far stronger and faster than any normal man could be and you will even get his Inventory Curse."

That was not bad at all.

"Can I change the look of the Inventory Curse?"

The goddess shrugged.

"Sure, I don't mind. What do you want it to look like?"

Ivan thought about it for a second before deciding.

"Can you make it look like a small dragon?"

She shrugged.

"Fine. Now, to your special world card."

She swapped out the cards and replaced them for him to pick. Now that he was feeling lucky, he instantly picked a card. He picked the center one which showed a picture of Earth with a pair of pointy golden antennae behind it.

"My Hero?"

When he showed the goddess she took the card and nodded.

"Correct."

Ivan shrugged as it was not the worst.

"Not bad. Not Fairy Tail though?"

She ignored that and swapped out the cards for a third time. When he picked up his card he saw a girl he recognized.

"Momo?"

Seeing that made the goddess snicker.

"Wow, guess you are becoming a girl next time."

Hearing that left him shocked. He tried to snatch another card, but they vanished except for the card in his hands.

"NO! Not like this? What about my harem? What about my happily ever after?"

The goddess laughed.

"You can still have a harem? Plenty of pretty boys in-"

Ivan reached out and covered her mouth.

"Don't ever speak of such disgusting things. Fuck, fuck, duck."

She uncovered her mouth as she took the card from him.

"Sure, go fuck a duck if you want. It's not that bad, being a girl has its perks."

He gave her a doubtful look as she next placed the 4th set of cards.

"Now, your race."

This time he picked the middle bottom card. When he looked at the card it said, Space Marine. He imagined himself as Momo the size of a Black Templar and cringed. The goddess shook her head and corrected him.

"Don't worry. Your size won't change and you will still look like a normal, regular-sized human girl. Though, you will have the biology of a Space Marine. Any legion you want to pick?"

"Black Templars." 

She nodded as the card changed to say Black Templar biology. Once that was done, she waved her hand leaving the 4 cards he chose.

"Alright, this is all. Ivan, make the most of your new life."

She waved her hand as the 4 cards flew into his soul and fused with him. He then flashed in a golden light before he vanished. The next thing he knew was that he was being pushed through a very narrow space.

'I refuse to accept this. Think about it carefully, Momo's quirk Creation gives her control over her Lipids. Who is to say I can't use it to shapeshift my body back into that of a male? Yes, this is my goal.' 

He sighed as she was finally born into a world as a silent baby. The doctor grabbed him instantly and flipped him around to make sure he was breathing. Before he could be spanked he took a breath before crying.

Anything to make sure that they did not spank him as he had enough trouble on his plate.

"It's a girl Mrs. and Mr. Yayorozu."

'For now.'

He was instantly handed over to a raven-haired woman. Standing next to her was a black-haired handsome-looking man.

'Wow, Momo's mom looks like a grown-up version of herself. As for the dad, he just looks like a businessman.'

His new mother pushed him against her breast to begin feeding her baby. His father ran his finger on her cheek with a smile.

"You did well Miku."

His wife smiled as she held her husband's hand tighter.

"No, Asashi. We did it. Our little Momo is with us."

'Stop calling me that. It's Ivan.'

Ivan would roll his eyes if he could at this corny exchange. Ivan's black eyes looked from side to side looking at everything. He had just arrived, but he was already excited about growing. From how easily Toji ripped Dagon apart he would be a powerhouse. 

But unlike the original Momo, he could make any weapon he saw fit. Who knows, maybe a Power Sword was not impossible.

'That would be quite hard honestly. Momo has to understand something to use her quirk, so study time.'

Already his advanced Space Marine-level brain was at work processing all the information in his head. Everything he knew about the My Hero Manga was passing through his head. Meaning he could begin to plan for things before they happened.

'Though, I guess I can take my time.'

He closed his eyes and fell asleep to pass the time. By the time he woke up, they were already out of the hospital and at the Yaoyorozu mansion. His black eyes looked all around at the many maids and butlers running around which was nice.

'Well, maybe being a rich person won't be so bad. Though, when will I be getting my powers? During the quirk awakening? Or do I already have such a strong body?'

From the feeling of it, he was still better off than a normal baby. He did not feel any different from a regular infant which meant that he was currently as vulnerable as any normal baby. Well, besides his brain that was.

"Welcome home."

He looked up and saw a red-haired maid who was currently bowing to both her parents. Her mother Miku smiled when she saw the woman.

"Yoshimura, meet Momo."

The maid looked at Momo in the carrier and had to say that Momo was adorable. However, the way her eyes looked at everything around her was odd. Babies were not supposed to be able to see well.

"She looks curious. She is looking right at me?"

Her father Asashi looked at his 'daughter' and saw how 'her' eyes looked at him.

"What do you know, she is? Hope that means she got your big brain Miku."

Miku had been her college valedictorian before she married her husband.

"Maybe she does. Yoshimura, please take her to the nursery."

Her mother handed Momo's baby carrier to the maid who carefully took it into her hands.

"Right away."

She walked up the long stairs as Momo just looked out the carrier.

'Rich parents are different. Just handing off you're newborn to a random maid.'

When the maid reached the nursery prepared beforehand, she carefully sat Momo in her crib. She smiled as she ran her hand through Momo's black hair.

"Aww, what I would not do to have a baby as cute as you."

Momo looked at the maid named Yoshimura with a blink.

'You are pretty enough. Give me a few years and I will give you one, pfff. Just kidding.' 

The maid just played with him for a few more minutes before Miku entered the nursery. When she saw Yoshimura playing with 'Momo' she laughed which left Yoshimura embarrassed.

She bowed and apologized.

"I am sorry My Lady. I-"

Miku walked over and hugged her.

"Do not worry about it. We grew up together. Any time you want to see Momo just do it."

Yoshimura hugged Miku back while Ivan looked at the exchange from his crib. Still silent as a mute before he sat up. That instantly shocked both women who looked at Ivan sitting up.

Miki looked at Yoshimura and asked the maid her question.

"Did my baby just sit up?"

Yoshimura nodded.

"She did."

Both women leaned over the crib to look at Ivan. His mother reached in and carried him into his arms.

"How did you do that Momo?"

Of course, Ivan would not speak and just stared at his mother with a blank face. As for the maid, she knew the quirks of both Miku and Asashi.

"I know that Master Asashi can turn food into energy and you can produce textiles from your cells, but what about this?"

Miku shook her head.

"I have as much a clue."

Yoshimura had an idea.

"Maybe her quirk simply mutated into something new. Maybe both your quirks fused differently or she got your ancestor's powers. Something?"

That had to be the answer so Miku nodded.

"Maybe. I will tell Asashi. Just make sure to keep an eye on Momo. If she can sit up already who is to say she won't walk in a month."

Ivan wanted to shrug, but he didn't. It was better to make them think that he was a special child. Once his quirk and power were unlocked he could begin to train to the extreme. Not to mention find a way to return to being a man. That is what mattered the most. 

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