Longest chapter ever

After the transporter flew above their heads Acedia stood up and wiped the mud off his clothes.

Jar Jar on the other hand started hugging Qui-Gon: "Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!"

Qui-Gon was totally disgusted: "Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!"

Jar Jar looked a little bit offended and said: "I spake."

Qui-Gon: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta here!"

Qui-Gon starts to move off, and JAR JAR follows. Acedia mentally shrugged and followed the 2. Thankfully Qui-Gon saved Jar Jar's life so Acedia wasn't spoken to by Jar Jar...Jesus Christ is that guy annoying.

Jar Jar: "No...no! Mesa stay...Mesa yous humble servaunt."

Qui-gon: "That won't be necessary."

Jar Jar : "Oh boot tis! Tis demunded byda guds. Tis a live debett, tis. Mesa." culled Jaja Binkss.

In the distance, two STAPS (the separatist scooter thingys) burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing OBI-WAN/ SPACE JESUS.

Qui-Gon immediately told Jar Jar while drawing his lightsaber: "I have no time for this now..."

The two STAPS fire laser bolts at Obi-Wan. QUI-GON deflects the bolts

back, and the STAPS blow up. One is gone, but the second one wasn't hit by the deflected laser. So Acedia helped a bit he took out his gun and BOOM Headshot. Auto Aim is pretty op. The droid's whole upper half of the head was missing. The STAP then got out of control and smashed a tree.

Obi-Wan was really exhausted from running, he dropped to his knees, and tried to catch his breath.

Obi-Wan looked at Acedia with a thankful look and said: "Thank you very much.", then he looked to Qui-Gon, "Sorry, Master, the water fried my weapon."

Obi-Wan pulled out his burnt laser sword handle. QUI-GON inspects and says; "You forgot to turn your power off again, didn't you?"

Obi-Wan nodded sheepishly.

Qui-Gon: "It won't take long to recharge, but this is a lesson I

hope you've learned, my young Padawan!"

Oni-Wan: "Yes, Master."

Jar Jar: "Yousa sav-ed my again, hey?"

Obi-Wan: "What's this?"

Qui-Gon: "A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up."

Jar Jar : Mure? Mure did you spake??!?"

Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon started to run in a random direction. Acedia followed them with a smile on his face, he has fun. JAR JAR on the other hand tried to keep up with them but failed miserably.

Jar Jar: "Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be

Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up...Tis safe city."

Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Acedia stop in their tracks and turn around to Jar Jar.

Qui-Gon: "A city!", JAR JAR nods his head, "Can you take us there?"

Jar Jar: "Ahhh, will...on second taut...no, not willy."

Qui-Gon: "No??!"

Jar Jar: "Iss embarrissing, boot... My afrai my've bean banished. My

forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if my

goen back dare."

Then they heard a weird pulsating sound.

Qui-Gon: "You hear that?"

Jar Jar nodded confused.

Qui-Gon: "That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading

this way..."

Obi-Wan: "When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little

pieces, then blast us into oblivion!"

Jar Jar: "Oh! Yousa point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry!"

Jar Jar turned and ran in the direction of the swamps.

After some time spend running they find a huge ass lake. But honestly speaking the lake was stylistic mid tier.

Qui-Gon,Obi-Wan, Jar Jar, and Acedia ran into the murky lake and stopped as Jar Jar tried to catch his breath. They could still hear MTTs in the distance.

Qui-Gon then asked: "Much farther?"

Jar Jar: "Wesa goen underwater, okeyday?"

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan pull out a small capsule from their utility belts that

turn into breathing masks.

Acedia: "Do you have a third one or do I have to wait?"

Qui-Gon: "Do you have another padawan?"

Obi-Wan shooked his head. Acedia saw that and sighed.

Acedia happily said: "Well guess i can't go down there what a shame...so go have fun." [HA i won't get spit on suckers!]

All three of them were confused because of his attitude but decided to ignore it.

Jar Jar: "My warning yous. Gungans no liken outlaunders. Don't

expict a wern welcome."

Obi-Wan: "Don't worry, this has not been our day for warm welcomes."

Jar Jar jumps does a double somersault with a twist and dived into the

water. Breath masks on, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan wade in after him.

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan swam behind JAR JAR, who is very much at home in the water. Down they swim into murky depths. In the distance the glow of Otoh Gunga, an underwater city made up of large bubbles, became more distinct. They approached the strange, art nouveau habitat. Jar Jar swims magically through one of the bubble membranes, which seals behind him. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon followed behind him.

Gungans in the square scattered when they see the strange JEDI. Four guards armed with long electro-poles ride two-legged KAADUS into the square. The guards, led by some more important looking Gungan, point their lethal poles at the dripping trio.

JAR JAR: "Heyo-dalee, Cap'n Tarpals, Mesa back!"

CAPT. TARPALS: "Noah gain, Jar Jar. Yousa goen tada Bosses. Yousa in big dudu this time."

CAPT. TARPALS gives JAR JAR a slight zap with his power pole. JAR JAR jumps and moves off, followed by the two JEDI."

JAR JAR: "How wude."

They walked a long-ass way to a board room it was the Bosses' Board Room. It had bubble walls, with small lighted fish swimming around outside like moving stars. A long circular judge's bench filled with GUNGAN OFFICIALS dominateD the room. OBI-WAN and QUI-GON stood facing BOSS NASS, who sits on a bench higher than the others. Every time there is a minus when Nass speaks he spits.

BOSS NASS: "Yousa cannot bees hair. Dis army of mackineeks up dare tis new weesong!"

Qui-Gon: "That droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them."

BOSS NASS: "Wesa no like da Naboo! Un dey no like uss-ens. Da Naboo tink day so smarty den us-ens. Day tink day brains so big."

Obi-Wan: "After those droids take control of the surface, they will come

here and take control of you."

BOSS NASS: "No, mesa no tink so. Mesa scant talkie witda Naboo, and no

nutten talkie it outlaunders. Dos mackineeks no comen here! Dey not know of uss-en."

Obi-Wan: "You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this."

BOSS NASS: "Wesa wish no nutten in yousa tings, outlaunder, and wesa nocare-n about da Naboo."

Qui-Gon waves his hand and says: "Then speed us on our way."

BOSS NASS: "Wesa gonna speed yousaway."

Qui-Gon: "We need a transport."

BOSS NASS: "Wesa give yousa una bongo. Da speedest way tooda Naboo tis goen through da core. Now go."

Qui-Gon: "Thank you for your help. We go in peace."

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan turned to leave.

Obi-wan: "Master, whats a bongo?"

Qui-Gon: "A transport, I hope."

The JEDI noticed Jar Jar in chains to one side, waiting to hear his verdict.

Qui-Gon stopped. Jar Jar gives him a forlorn look.

Jar Jar: "Daza setten yous up. Goen through da planet core is bad bombin!!"

Qui-Gon: "Thank you, my friend."

Jar Jar: "Ahhh...any hep hair would be hot."

Jar Jar's soulful look is counterpointed by a sheepish grin.

Obi-Wan: "We are short of time, Master."

Qui-Gon: "We'll need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. ThisGungan my be of help."

Qui-Gon walks back to BOSS NASS.

Qui-Gon: "What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?

BOSS NASS: Binkss brokeen the nocombackie law. Hisen to be pune-ished."

Qui-gon: "He has been a great help to us. I hope the punishment will not be too severe."

BOSS NASS: "Pounded unto death."

Jar Jar: "Oooooh...Ouch!"

Obi-Wan looked concerned. Qui-Gon is thinking.

Qui-Gon: "We need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. I have saved Jar Jar Binks' life. He owes me what you call a "life.debt."

BOSS NASS: "Binks. Yousa havena liveplay with thisen hisen?"

Jar Jar nods and joined the JEDI. Qui-Gon waves his hand.

Qui-Gon: "Your gods demand that his life belongs to me now".

BOSS NASS: "Hisen live tis yos, outlauder. Begone wit him."

Jar Jar: "Count mesa outta dis! Better dead here, den deader in da

core...Yee guds, whata mesa sayin?!"

A strange little submarine propels itself away from the Otoh Gunga, leaving the glow of the settlement in the distance. Inside the cockpit was Obi-Wan in the co-pilot seat, JAR JAR guided the craft Qui-Gon was sitting in the back.

Jar Jar: "Dis is nusen."

Obi-Wan: "Master, why do you keep dragging these pathetic life forms along with us?... Wait we forgot the guy that saved me!"

So they took the submarine upwards and got Acedia.

Acedia: "U forgot me...right?

Everyone ignored his question and there was an uncomfortable silence. They just drove to the core again.

Jar Jar: "Hey, ho? Where wesa goen??"

Qui-Gon: "You're the navigator."

Jar Jar: "Yo dreamen mesa hopen..."

Qui-gon interrupted: 2Just relax, the Force will guide us"

Jar Jar: 2Ooooh, maxibig..."da Force"...Wellen, dat smells stinkowiff.2

Jar Jar veers the craft to the left and turns the lights on.

Obi-Wan: "Why were you banished, Jar Jar?"

Jar Jar: "Tis a long tale, buta small part wawdabe mesa...ooooh...aaaa.....clumsy."

Obi-Wan: "They banished you because you're clumsy?"

As the little sub glides into the planet core, a large dark shape begins to

follow.

Jar Jar: "Mesa cause-ed mabee one or duey lettal bitty axadentes...yud-say boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber...den banished."

Suddenly there is a loud CRASH, and the little craft lurches to one side.

Qui-Gon looks around and sees a huge, luminous OPEE SEA KILLER has hooked them with its long gooey tongue."

Qui-Gon: "Full speed ahead."

Instead of full ahead, JAR JAR jams the controls into reverse. The sub

flies into the mouth of the creature. Jar Jar sith is confirmed! While that was happening everyone was quite shocked, besides Acedia. He knew the plot armor would carry!"

Jar Jar: "Oooops."

Obi-Wan: "Give me the controls."

Obi-Wan takes over the controls and the OPEE SEA KILLER instantly releases the sub from its mouth.

Jar Jar: "Wesa free!"

As the sub zooms away they see a larger set of jaws, munching on the

hapless KILLER. The jaws belong to the incredible SANDO AQUA MONSTER. The lights on the tiny sub begin to flicker as they cruise deeper into the gloom. Everyone was pretty shocked. Even Acedia, it was pretty cool and terrifying.

While everyone was silent Qui-Gon spoke up: "There's always a bigger fish."

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