Hmm, this chapter is a cover story: Enel's Great Space Battle.
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Buzz buzz buzz~~
In the silent space, a golden ship flew straight towards the moon.
Although the design of this spaceship... is hard to describe, with a mix of propellers and oars, there's an old saying: with enough power, even a brick can fly!
As long as the engine is powerful enough, a brick can fly to the sky.
And with Enel powering the Ark Maxim, its power was unimaginable. So soon, the golden ship landed on the moon.
"Great,"
Jumping off the spaceship, standing on the desolate white land, Enel spread his arms to embrace everything in front of him.
"This is the realm of the god!"
Although the air here is 'a bit' thin, although the scenery here is a bit desolate. But there is no doubt, this is the homeland that his father, grandfather, and ancestors had longed for!
"Only the great god Enel is worthy of ruling here."
After a moment of dramatic sentiment, Enel began to 'patrol' his realm. Soon, he discovered something unusual in a deep hole.
The 'feature' of this Fairy Vearth is the dense pits. But with Enel's Mantra... that is, his Observation Haki combined with his fruit ability, he clearly sensed a faint 'sound' in the pit in front of him.
Step step step,
"What is this?"
In the pit, there was a figure in green military uniform with a steel helmet...
"Discharge - One Million Volts!"
Crackle—
No matter what it is, attack first.
Once bitten by a snake, one is afraid of ropes for ten years.
After being beaten by Luffy, Enel no longer had the habit of showing off and talking nonsense before slowly taking action. Now, when he saw something strange, he didn't even think about it and directly used electric therapy!
"Thank you very much for your help, Lieutenant Spacey thanks you."
After being struck by lightning, the steel-helmeted, three-headed soldier on the ground got up and saluted him, making Enel touch his chin.
I see...
It was a robot, and Enel's lightning had activated it.
"Lieutenant Spacey is going back to fight!"
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Enel followed the short robot out of the pit and forward, arriving at a battlefield. On the ground lay three other three-headed robots: a knight with a sword and shield, a samurai with a bull helmet holding a katana, and a gunslinger wearing a cowboy hat...
"Woo woo woo, comrades~~~ We 'Four Knights' not only failed to avenge the doctor—"
As the steel-helmeted robot cried while holding the other robots, a figure with a tall top hat and a weasel face came flying from afar.
"Huh? An outdated machine creation, you're still alive?"
Without hesitation, the bright long spear in his hand pierced through the steel-helmeted robot. The weasel in the top hat turned to Enel.
"Hah, an even more outdated carbon-based lifeform? Where are you from—never mind."
Puff!
The long spear made of strange metal instantly pierced Enel's chest. In the eyes of this 'space pirate,' he was just a mere native...
"How dare you!"
Wham,
With a swift kick, Enel instantly killed the rude guy, frowning.
In his divine kingdom, there were actually...
Boom!!
At this moment, a mushroom cloud rose not far away. The intense vibrations and explosions didn't scare the 'Thunder God' Enel but instead made him:
Burn with anger!
Very well, very well~~~
It seems many ants have invaded his 'divine kingdom,' and he had to personally clean them out.
Crackle—
With a flash of lightning, Enel teleported to the direction of the explosion!
"...The curvature of this planet's landmarks is... The atmospheric composition is as follows..."
At the explosion site, a group of bizarre-looking creatures was conducting remote sensing, mapping the terrain, analyzing air composition, soil composition, and various mineral samples, all in an orderly and rapid manner.
Their leader, a weasel in a top hat and tailcoat, stood proudly.
"In summary, this is a modified planet, most likely belonging to a 1.5-level civilization..."
"Very well, it seems we're going to make a fortune—"
Crackle!
"Who gave you the courage?"
With a flash of light, a figure stood on the nearby spaceship, shirtless, holding a golden staff, with four Tomoe drums on his back. His angry words echoed on the moon's surface.
"How dare you trespass into the god's territory!"
...
"What is this?"
"A carbon-based monkey with no technological content..."
Facing the descending Enel, the space pirates were a bit confused. But this didn't affect their actions:
"Get him!"
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On the other side, the steel-helmeted robot that had just been pierced by a spear began to enter 'flashback' mode.
"Doctor... we couldn't avenge you..."
To explain why these four robots are here, we have to mention their 'father'—Dr. Tsukimi.
He was a kind old man who gave these four robots their 'hearts' and treated them like his own children. Dr. Tsukimi loved eating dumplings while watching the moon, but then:
A sudden explosion on the moon caused Dr. Tsukimi to choke on a dumpling.
He died.
The four robots, heartbroken, took a balloon to the moon to investigate, discovering that a group of space pirates digging up ruins had caused the tragedy. There was nothing more to say:
Get them!
But the four robots were easily defeated by the space pirates. Then they encountered Enel landing on the moon...
"I... I can't fall yet..."
Tying his three companions together, the steel-helmeted robot named 'Lieutenant Spacey' dragged his comrades towards the direction of the explosion.
"I must help our benefactor... to deal with those..."
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield.
"Monster!"
It's fake, all fake~~
"Where's the railgun, the railgun?! Bring it over—"
Whether it was giant battle mechs or alien synthetic beasts, all the means of this space pirate crew were turned to dust in front of this carbon-based monkey wielding a golden staff! No, this wasn't even carbon-based...
"An energy being?!"
"Impossible, this is at least level 3 civilization technology—"
"Shut up."
With Enel's calm voice, lightning spread out like a tide! Thunder roared, and the entire battlefield was filled with golden snakes running amok, tearing the space pirate crew's lines to pieces. All their means turned to scrap metal before they could be used.
"Damn..."
In his last moment, the space pirate captain only had time to utter half a sentence in universal space language before his vision went black.
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When the robot named 'Lieutenant Spacey' dragged his three comrades to the battlefield, they were met with Enel boredly cleaning his ears and the ruins of the space pirate crew.
"Thank you very much for helping..."
Facing the tearful Lieutenant Spacey, Enel displayed his new habit.
Attack first, talk later!
"Discharge - Ten Million Volts!"
With one lightning strike, Enel sent the four robots flying and twitching, then calmly turned to the site the space pirates had been digging. — In the deep pit, they had already uncovered a black hole leading underground.
This is...
When Enel walked into the black hole, he found an underground structure. Of course:
Attack first, talk later!!
"Discharge - One Hundred Million Volts!"
Crackling lightning swept through, bathing the entire city in Enel's thunder! However, the current didn't harm the city but ran rapidly through the patterns on the buildings, converging at one point:
"...Sizzle... Plasma Spark Tower charging..."
"City defense system activated, automatic guard robots engaged."
"Life factor scan complete, welcome home, descendant of the High Priest—"
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"What High Priest, I am a god!"
Facing Enel's arrogant words, the electronic voice in the city continued to sound.
"The descendant of the High Priest proposes to change the title to 'God',"
"Submitting the application to the 'Three Feathers Council'..."
"Since the 'Three Feathers Council' currently has only one member, the descendant of the High Priest, the proposal is unanimously approved..."
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"Welcome home, God."
"Very good."
Enel nodded in satisfaction. At this moment, a group of three-headed robots holding weapons marched out of a building in the city and collectively knelt on one knee before Enel.
"At your command, God!"
"Thank you for avenging the Doctor and saving us."
The four combat robots that Enel had just struck and 'resurrected' also walked into the city and knelt on one knee.
"From now on, you are our leader, 'God'!"
"Very good, very good~~"
This was the perfect Infinite Land in his mind! There were 'caretakers' who would never question him, 'soldiers' who were eternally loyal, and four subordinates to keep him entertained.
"This is my divine kingdom!"
Enel - Thunder God - King of the Moon - Destroyer of Space Pirates declared.
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PS: Judging by the robots' mode and the means of flying with balloons, it can be inferred that Dr. Tsukimi is also a moon person.
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