C3: I need a name

Previously-

'I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS A SEAGULL!?!?!?'

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(It is painful because Lord Satan said it's more fun that way)

'Wait, does that mean you could do it non-painfully?'

(Yes, anyway swiftly moving on you have been given this you have been given the SUPER-AWESOME-TOTAL-ANIME-NIGHTMARE SYSTEM or SATAN SYSTEM for short)

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*sigh* I'm going to sleep, too much in one day for me to handle.'

(Goodnight Host)

'Night System.'

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"huoh-huoh-huoh"

"huoh-huoh-huoh"

"huoh-huoh-huoh"

'F*** seagulls are noisy in the morning.'

Looking around the nest, there seems to be a bunch of cracked eggs with other squabs making noise.

???: "Alright, alright, gather round time for feeding!"

(Good morning host, a QUEST has been given)

'Morning system, what is the quest.'

(Life of a bird-

Since you are a baby bird, you will have to live as they do, eat as they eat, live as they live.

QUEST REQUIREMENTS: eat a filling breakfast loving made by your mother.

REWARDS: 50sp, 10 free stats, a healthy bird body.

QUEST FAILURE: -50 favorability with your mother, an unhealthy bird body.)

'seems like an easy quest, I've had sushi before.'

???: "Alright, now that your all gathered around, let's start feeding."

*blurrrggg* *blurrgg*

???: "Eat up now, young ones."

'No, System, I am not eating vomit.'

(But host, your mother has spent a long time making your food)

'system, I am not, I repeat am not eating vomit.'

(But host, imagine the wonderful stuff you can buy with those SP, like a nice fancy hat or you could save up for the Rinnegan)

'b-but System, its vomit, I don't think I can do this.'

(Host, you can do this! I believe in you)

'*sigh I have to do this don't I.'

With his siblings already digging in and his mother looking at him expectantly, he started to dig into the 'lovely warm soup.'

If he had to explain the taste he could only think it would be the same as having marmite with cereal and a slightly acidic touch on top.

(QUEST COMPLETED- Life of a Bird:

REWARDS: 50sp, 10 free stats, a healthy bird body)

'I never want to go through that again.'

(Don't worry, host, next time you can eat the bird feed from your inventory!)

'System.'

(Yes host!)

'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE BIRD FEED'

(But host, I did tell you yesterday, it was just after the letter!)

'*sigh* I've just woken up and I already feel tired.'

(Do not fear host! As I have made a super powerful training plan for you to complete!)

'Really! great, what do I need to do.'

(QUEST- Brilliant Bird Body!

As the most hated kind of bird, you are going to need to defend yourself! Build a body of steel.

QUEST REQUIREMENTS:

-pushups (0/10)

-situps (0/10)

-squats (0/10)

-running (0/10 laps)

BONUS:

meditate (0/2hr)

QUEST REWARDS: 5 free stats, 5EXP.

BONUS REWARD: Mind palace)

'System, how can I do human exercise as a bird!'

(Do not worry, host! I have done some research, and in anime and manga, anything is possible with enough willpower!)

'But system this isn't anime!'

(WILLPOWER!!!!!)

'F*** It, I can't do anything else anyway.'

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*huff* *huff*

'That took more out of me than I thought it would.'

(QUEST PROGRESS:

-pushups (10/10)

-situps (10/10)

-squats (10/10)

-running (10/10 laps)

BONUS:

meditate (2/2hr)

REWARDS: 5 free stats, 5EXP, Mind palace.)

'System, what does Mind palace do.'

(Mind Palace- (1/100)

Makes a really fancy building inside your mind, At higher levels, it can do more.)

'What can it do at higher levels System.'

(More! like better decoration, maybe a potted plant and a nice sofa!)

'That is totally pointless! *sigh* I should stop arguing with you at this point, nothing will come of it.'

(+1 wisdom for smart thinking)

'I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that, anyway I think I should give you a name other than just calling you system.'

(What a wonderful idea host! let me make you a quest for it,

QUEST- Make the coolest name for the super awesome system!!

The system is going to follow you for the rest of your life! whether that be a day or two does not matter.

QUEST REQUIREMENTS:

make a name that the system approves of!

QUEST REWARD: 50SP, 5 Free Stats, a super cool new partner!

QUEST FAILURE: death.)

'Wait, Wait, Wait, what do you mean death!!!'

(It is as it says host, if the name isn't up to par, you die!)

'F***.'