C2: Meeting the System

Previously-

Boy: "where am I, did I die."

???: "you are in the void and yes, you are dead."

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Boy: "yes, Mr. God sir, I will try my best"

???: "great! but stop calling me god that is my father, you mortal can call me Satan." He said with a bit of spite in his voice as his gentle smile slowly warps into a twisted grin.

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'ahh, that was painful.'

???: "huoh-huoh-huoh."

'What is that sound?'

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'what is that sound?' he thought as he was looking around trying to find its source, while doing so he manages to see his new body.

'no no no no this cannot be happening, please say I'm dreaming, for all that's holy, please don't make this real.'

He starts to look over his body frantically, praying to whoever he could think of. God, Satan, Jesus, even to anime, but as time starts passing with no reply or change, it finally sinks in.

'I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS A SEAGULL!?!?!?'

He has a white feathery body with a slight golden tinge to his feathers, his beak is a bright yellowy-orange with a black tip, the top part of his wings is a light gray, and to top it all off he has short skinny legs with webbed feet.

(Integrating system with the host..... 10%....30%.....60%...90%....100%)

'Ahhh that hurts like a mother fu****, why does it have to be so painful.'

(It is painful because Lord Satan said it's more fun that way)

'Wait does that mean you could do it non-painfully?'

(Yes, anyway swiftly moving on you have been given this you have been given the SUPER-AWESOME-TOTAL-ANIME-NIGHTMARE SYSTEM or SATAN SYSTEM for short)

'That name makes no sense! did he just put random words that make his name in there'

(Do not dwell on the details host, I will now explain all my features:

CHARACTER-

STORE-

INVENTORY-)

'Umm, I'll have a look at my character then.'

(NAME: NONE

RACE: SEAGULL (0/100)

AGE: 1D

HP: 50/50

MP: 100/100

SATAN POINTS: 100SP

STATS-

STR: 2

DEX: 12

CON: 2

INT: 12

WIS: 2

CHA: -3

LUK: 0

SKILLS-

SEAGULL BODY: (MAX)

You have a body of a seagull, you gain the benefits of said body.

Flight.

Able to drink both salt and freshwater.

Improved vision.

+10 to DEX

SEAGULL MIND: (MAX)

seagulls are smart creatures able to communicate with others of their kind, they are also little sh**'s who always steal food.

Can understand bird speech.

+10 INT

-5CHA

PERKS:

LIMITLESS POTENTIAL: (MAX)

There is no limit to your potential)

'What do you mean my charisma is -3! and what are the base stats for an adult human.'

(Well, host, you are a seagull no-one likes seagulls, and base stats for a human is 20)

'Wait, that means I'm super weak;

(You are currently a day old host)

'Oh shoot yeah, makes sense, System, open the inventory.'

(INVENTORY:

-letter

-bird feed)

'System, can you read me the letter, I currently have my hands full.'

(Certainly host,

Dear Mr gull

In this letter, I have attached a photo of your face, of when I told you my name, much to my amusement it shows your pure horror of what's to come, I would have to put it as number 2 of all faces of horror I've seen, the only face that is better would be that nun I sent to Highschool DXD, man was that a face, anyways have some fun date a Gull or two HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yours sincerely Satan.)

'Mother f*****ing donkey c*** smelly c*** a** dil**** unholy ********.'

(Host, I feel you should be more grateful at having a second chance at life)

'*Sigh* I'm not going to even say any more, System, open the store.'

(STORE-

ONE-PIECE:

NARUTO:

SEVEN DEADLY SINS:

BLEACH:

HIGHSCHOOL DXD:

TOKYO GHOUL:

....)

'Open One piece.'

(ONE-PIECE:

DEVIL FRUITS: (10000-50000SP)

HAKI: (1000 EACH)

TECHNIQUES: (10-100000))

'Open up Techniques'

(TECHNIQUES:

SWORDMANSHIP: (50)

WING TO HAND COMBAT: (10)

DIVEBOMBING: (10)

PECKWONDO: (100)

...)

'System.'

(yes host)

'HOW AM I MEANT TO LEARN SWORDMANSHIP WITHOUT HANDS!?!?!?'

(Well Host, you can learn it just not use it)

'So it's pointless.'

(No Host, nothing in the System is pointless.)

'*sigh* I'm going to sleep, too much in one day for me to handle.'

(Goodnight Host)

'Night System.'