97 Chapter 97

After walking for a couple of minutes, we arrived in a little village at the foot of a huge mountain. We walked into the quiet village and arrived in front of a decent looking house.

"This is the house, sir."

"Take the rest and leave this island immediately."

"But."

I glared at him and leaked out some killing intent. He turned pale and ran into the forest. I sensed everyone watching running away. I looked at Aokiji, who was just looking at the house and not moving.

"What are you staring at? Let's go and say high."

"No, we should come back tomorrow. They're sleeping right now."

"Sigh, I didn't know that you could actually be scared."

I walked to the door, and before he could stop me, I kicked the door open. I walked inside and saw a kid eating something in the dark kitchen. He stared at us, and then without saying anything, he ran into a room and shut the door behind him.

"Why did you have to do that!"

"I don't like waiting."

Suddenly a middle-aged guy came out of that room with a gun in his hand. He aimed it at us.

"Who are you!? And what are you doing in my house!?"

Behind him stood a middle-aged lady, that looked exactly like Aokiji

"Wait babe, isn't he that infamous pirate! Azure Ken!" said his little sister

"What!?"

He aimed his gun at me with shakky hands.

"W… what do you want here?"

"Sigh, stop this already. There are kids watching."

He looked back at his three kids.

"Ken, let's go." said Aokiji

"What why?"

"She looks to be living peacefully, so it's better that I don't show myself." he whispered to me

"Sigh. Ey, Aiko."

Before Aokiji could run away, I pulled off his cloak.

"Let me present to you, your brother!"

I turned death quiet in the room.

"Bi… big… brother!"

She ran towards him at an impressive speed and hugged him. He froze for a little bit but then hugged her back.

"Dad, I didn't know that mom had a brother." said his daughter

"I didn't know either."

I walked to the little brats without their dad realizing.

"Yo, I'm Ken, and that is your uncle Aokiji."

"Wow, I didn't know that we had an uncle." said the oldest son

"Now you have two uncles."

"Two?"

"I'm really close to Aokiji. We're like brothers, so you could also see me as your uncle."

"Cool!" x3

Their dad just realized that I was talking with his kids.

"Get away from them!"

"Huh? Why are you so mean to me? I'm just talking with my nephews and niece. Am I not allowed to?"

"Yeah, why can't we talk with uncle?" asked his daughter

"Yeah, uncle is cool. He is a famous pirate." said the second oldest son

"He is cooler than you, dad." said the oldest son.

He froze.

"Oof. Ey, don't be so mean to your dad."

"Okay, uncle."

I suddenly felt like death was standing behind me.

"Ey, do you guys want to see my crew? We have giants on board."

"Wow, really!?" asked the oldest son

I nodded.

"Let's go and see them now."

"Umm, uncle Aokiji, why are you looking at uncle Ken like that?" asked the daughter

"Oh, he probably wants to spoil your fun. That's too bad. Well, I guess I'll just leave then."

I walked past Aokiji and started leaving the house.

"Wow, you're so lame, uncle Aokiji." said the second son

"Yeah, uncle Ken is ten times cooler." said the first son

"Mom, can we please go with uncle Ken." asked the daughter

"Eh, but he is a pirate. Pirates aren't good people."

"But then uncle Aokiji also isn't good since he hangs out with a pirate."

She left her mom, speechless. I looked back.

"I'm sorry, kids, but it seems like they don't want me to see you guys again, so I will leave and never come back."

I walked out of the house, and a minute later, the three of them came running out of the house screaming my name with tear marks on their face.

(An: Reminds me of when I was a kid. I started crying when I was begging my mother for something, and she continuously said no. It worked almost every time.)

"What happened?"

They smiled.

"Mom never says no to us." said the daughter

"I see. Say, I don't know your names yet."

"My name is Keiko." said the girl

"My name is Azuma." said the oldest son

"My name is Azuto." said the youngest son

"Keiko, Azuma, and Azuto. Got it. So do you guys want a lift? You guys must be tired after all that crying."

"Yes!" x3

I put Keiko on my shoulders and Azuma and Azuto on my arms.

"Wow, I'm so high up!" said Keiko

"Do you guys want to fly?"

"Fly!? Yes, please!" x3

"Alright, hold on tight."

<Geppo>

I started moving slowly until we were at a high enough altitude to look over the entire island.

"Wow, it's so beautiful!" said Keiko

"You're so cool, uncle Ken." said Azuto

"Hahaha, this is nothing. My ships are right there. Do you see them?"

"Wow! Those are yours!? So cool!" said Azuma

I started slowly moving towards the ships, and after a little bit, I landed on my ships. Everyone looked at us perplexed. I put the three kids down.

"Guys, these are Keiko, Azuma, and Azuto. They're Aokiji's little sister's kids."

"And why are they here?" asked Ace

"They wanted to meet all of you, so entertain them."

"What why us?" asked Sabo

"Ey guys, these are my crewmates, and I'm the Captain, so I'll give the authority to command them to you guys for a little bit. Have fun."

Before anyone could protest, I disappeared and appeared in my room. I lay down on my bed, and I could hear chaos on the upper deck.

'Hahaha, they're funny kids. I'm sure that Aokiji would appreciate me entertaining them so he can talk with his sister peacefully. He will owe me big time for this one. But you know, looking at Aokiji, I wouldn't have thought that his sister would be so fine. Yeah, sure, I saw a picture of her, but in real life, she is a true MILF.'

"Sigh."

'Too bad she already has a husband…"

I suddenly got an amazing idea.

'What is I secretly kill that guy. I'll make it look like an incident, and then I'll come to the rescue and take care of them. I'll slowly get close to her, and then when the time is right, i'll take her all for myself.'

"Muhahaha!"

'The plan is perfect!'

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[It was just a joke. Or was it?]

(Ey, give me those power stones right now, or I'm going to have ugly Alvida suck you off.)

Anime Quotes:

"Stress makes you bald, but it's stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway. In the end, there's nothing you can do."

– Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)

"Even though I'm bitter over losing, even though I'm depressed, even though my ankle hurts, and my eyes are smeared with tears…even though I've never felt worse…I wonder why the stars are sparkling like this."

– Tsubaki Sawabe (Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso/Your Lie in April)

"Forget about revenge. The fate of those who seek revenge is grim. It's tragic, You will end up suffering and hurting yourself even more. Even if you do succeed in getting revenge, the only thing that remains is emptiness."

– Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)