Chapter 60

I started following the Vivre card towards Sabo.

'I really hope that the Celestial Bastards didn't do anything to her. It will mean that I'd be easily able to get Aokiji to join my crew, but I don't wish that on anyone.'

*WOOSH*

A little bit later, I appeared on the ship and saw both Ace and Sabo chained up against the mast.

"KEN!" screamed the two of them

"What the hell is going on here!?"

"They didn't want to follow your orders, so we had to stop them with force." said Van Augur

"Sigh. To think the two of you had such a little faith in me. Robert, unchain them."

He nodded and unchained the two of them.

"It's all Robin's fault." said Sabo

"Yeah, we saw that the sea suddenly froze, and Robin said that that must be Admiral Aokiji." said Ace

"I'm sorry for worrying the two of you, but there is no way that he would have made it out alive if it really was him." said Robin

I saw everyone nodding.

"Hahahaha, you guys are all bastards."

"What did you say!" screamed Ace

I went to a wall and put a Den Den Mushi in front of it, and suddenly a picture of Aokiji and me appeared. I took a quick selfie with him before I left.

"WHAT!?" x9

"That's our Captain!" said Dorry and Brogy

"That really is him!" said Robin

"What did you idiots expect? The two of us are huge friends."

"I'll have to thank god for giving me such an amazing Captain." said Urouge

"But how did you two become friends? There is no way that the two of you could ever become friends." said Robin

"I'll introduce the two of you one day."

"No, thank you."

"Well, whatever. Let's get to Enies Lobby already."

[9 hours later

11 pm]

We followed the train tracks to Enies Lobby. Robert used his fruit to get us through their defenses. We finally arrived at the main gate.

We all jumped onto the island.

"CAPTAINS!!!" x2

The ground suddenly started shaking. We saw two giants running towards us.

Dorry and Brogy ran towards the two, and instead of hugging them, they punched them, sending the two giants flying through the main gates.

"You idiots! How can you let yourself become slaves for the World Government!" screamed Dorry

"But we thought that the two of you were in prison." said Oimo

"If we didn't do it, they said that they would kill the two of you." said Kashii

(Oimo is the giant with orange hair, and Kashii is the one with black hair.)

"So what! That doesn't mean that you should bow your head to them! As giants, we'd rather die than get captured or serve under someone not worthy!" screamed Brogy

I walked to the two giants.

"Don't mind them. They were just worried about the two of you."

"Who are you?" asked Oimo

"My name is Ken. I'm the Captain of those two."

"What! That is impossible!" screamed Kashii

"It's true." said Dorry

"But why!?" asked Oimo

"Because he is worthy." said Brogy

I sensed a lot of people running towards us.

"We don't have any time left to chit chat. Let's get moving."

"Where are you guys going?" asked Oimo

"We're going to have some fun destroying this place." said Dorry

"Can we please come with you guys?" asked Kashii

"Ask the Captain." said Brogy

They looked at me.

"You guys can follow us if you join my crew. Let's go, guys. We need to hurry before someone strong comes along."

I started running towards the second gate with my crew following, except for the giants who stayed behind discussing.

"Wow, look at that. The island is floating, and there is a huge waterfall." said Ace

"It's so beautiful!" said Zala

*BAM*

A bullet came flying toward her head, but Sabo blocked it with his pipe.

"We are in enemy territory, so don't get distracted." said Sabo

"Sorry." said Zala

*BAM*

*BAM*

*BAM*

They started firing at us, but we easily dodged everything.

*WOOSH*

*WOOSH*

*WOOSH*

*WOOSH*

*BOOOOOOOOM*

Four huge entities suddenly came falling from the sky and completely annihilated everyone who was guarding the gates.

"You guys seem to have made your choice."

"Yes, Captain!" x2

'What the hell did Dorry and Brogy tell them?'

"Good. Now get this gate open for me."

They nodded and pushed the gate open with ease.

We ran through the gate and into the city.

"Should we start by destroying this place?" asked Ace

"No, leave those houses alone. Our target is that building and tower right in front of us."

"Got it."

The 14 of us were running through the town towards the courthouse. None of the soldiers dared to stop us.

'I hope everything will be this easy.'

We arrived at the courthouse, and all the soldiers ran away. Dorry kicked the door open, and we ran inside.

We came face to face with a three-headed giant.

"Where do you pirates think you're going!" said the right head

*BAM*

*BAM*

*BAM*

Van Augur put a bullet in all the heads.

We kept going up the stairs when we finally made it to the roof of the building.

We saw Spandam and the remaining CP9 agents standing on the balcony with shocked faces.

"How the hell did they make it this far!" screamed Spandam

"I need to make a quick call. You guys can go and take care of them. But make sure to bring that guy that just screamed back to me alive."

They nodded and jumped to the tower. The giants looked like King Kong on that tower.

I took out my Den Den Mushi and dialed a number.

"Yo."

"Yo, Ken. Are you having fun thrashing that place?"

"Hahaha, nothing gets past you."

"So why have you called me?"

"I just want to show the world a quick message."

"Hahaha, you really want to piss of the World Government."

"How much?"

"Don't worry about it. Me getting a laugh out of it is good enough."

"Thanks, I owe you one."

He started explaining to me what I need to do.

"You have a minute max, so make it quick."

"Don't worry, that will be more than enough."

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[Oh no, he is going to piss of the World Government like no one has ever done before! They're done for!]

"Heyy, handsome viewers." said Robin

"We've heard that you guys haven't been donating enough power stones to our story." said Zala

"Is that because you don't like us? Please tell us if we've done something wrong." said Mikita

"We would really appreciate it if you guys could spare us a couple of your power stones." said Robin

"And while you're at it, why don't you leave a beautiful 5-star review for us." said Zala

"Please." they said while looking at you with puppy eyes.

'Would there actually be someone that would say no to their request? Nah, that's impossible. Only a monster would reject three beautiful girls who are looking at them with puppy eyes.' thought the Author

One Piece Quotes:

"If you want to protect something, do it right! Don't let them get their way anymore!"

- Crocodile

"The royalty and nobles are behind the fire... Believe me... This town smells worse than Gray Terminal. It smells like rotten people! If I stay here... I'll never be free! I'm... ashamed to be born a noble!"

- Sabo

"If you kill yourself, I'll kill you!"

- Zoro Roronoa