TherapistRena

What no one knew was that Princess aka Rena Maybell some how always ended up being her friends and family therapist and mediator. Most of the times she didn't mind but other times she quickly asked herself 'why me?' The thing was that the MC quickly noticed this about her and it ended up being one of the ruling factors of why she was thought to be the next President.

They watched as one by one each child walked up to her with their problems and she listened and responded. It was a normal sight for the Trio to go to each other but the first time of the other kids went to her. It became something to watch and when she made friends out on her travels and they called her with their problems. It was mostly the fact that every time she was put into the position she did it with no amount affection and with many threats of death to which ever individual was talking to her but they all came back.

So it normally went along the lines of:

"I don't get it Rena why he just wont listen to me."

"Dumb his ass or stab him. I really don't care which one you pick. He's a fucking idiot if he can't see you're a fucking catch and he should be worshiping your ass. "

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"Rena! I can't begin to explain why it matters to me!"

"Try or I shove you out the second story window. "

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"She's just to annoying and is constantly getting under my skin! She so fucking persistent about everything and I hate it!"

"No. You love it and are a scared little shit who wont admit her feelings. Grow a pair of woman balls and confess your feelings or I'll do it for you in the most embarrassing way possible. "

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"I can't fucking stand you! "

"Oh here we go again it's all my fault never yours!"

".....* blank look*...."

"At least I didn't have my child taken away from me!"

"You take that back!!"

"Rena!"

"...*blinks* You are two halves of a whole idiot. Now you listen to me and do not interrupt me. I know you are hurting and you have a hard time understanding shit but you are having a fucking kid together. Now grow the fuck up and work this shit out. "

"But!"

"I am not done talking! Now you said shit that was hurtful and so did he. You both are at fault and need to make up."

"Shit. I'm sorry babe. I'm such an idiot. You know I love you. I love you so fucking much."

"Babe...."*sobs

"This is where you go hug him dumbass"

"I'm sorry to babe. I love you."

"Go away now. I only agree to help you because you are carrying my godchild and your crying sobbing mess of love confessions is enough to make me choke on my own vomit."

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"Why cant people just accept that I do not see sex as something worth doing. I am asexual not confused!"

"People suck and life moves on."

"Rena you're pretty much my sister but I am being serious right now. "

"So am I but honestly fuck them. Those who don't care about you and your feelings don't matter and you can just cut them right out like a growing fungus. Besides the people that matter and love you don't care if your sexually or not sexually attracted to anyone. As long as you don't start fucking animals or anyone underage why the fuck should it matter?"

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"Why do people care if I wear a dress or some high heels?"

"Because they are jealous you look better than they ever could. "

"Yeah sure. "

"They're ignorant pricks who aren't strong enough in their own masculinity to pull off the shit you do on a daily bases. "

"I'm as gay as a flaming unicorn farting rainbow and flying in a sea of Skittles. Toxic masculinity is not the problem. "

"True but you're fucking adorable and your legs look amazing in high heels. "

"They do make my legs longer don't they?"

"Exactly! Do you and be proud! Paint the world in glitter and fuck those who say you shouldn't!"

"Do you have any glitter? I'm out."

"Stay the fuck away my art studio or I'll toss your ass into a pincushion of sewing needles. "

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"They made fun of our clothes and style!"

"They said Bella is a mute!"

"They said Lily was scary like Annabell!"

"So you only talk to people that are actually worth your time? That's pretty fucking smart. And Annabelle is a crazy murdering doll; next time just pull out the pocket knife I got you and chase after them saying damn right you better run."

"Seriously?"

"What it be funny as fuck and you're both so adorable any cop would mistake you as lost children and assume it was a mistake. Just cry and pout and you'll be fine. "

"You are oddly soothing with your crass words and fucked up humor."

"Thank you now go away before I hang you by your toes. "

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"How do you know if you like a girl?"

"Does she irritate you and get on every last one of your nerves?"

"Remarkably so but it's kind of cute how she notices things about me I never did and how she has an attention for detail. Also shes scary smart and witty. "

"There you go love in a nutshell."

"Are you in love?"

" Yes he's a fucking asshole and gets on every last one of my nerves. "

"So why do you love him?"

"He's a fucking sweet heart towards me and cares about his family. "

"Do you tell him you love him?"

"No. He still knows it. Now shoo no more talk of love its disgusting enough as it is. "

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The clubs favorite was when she was talking to Erik Axel aka Prince. It was always entertaining to watch the two of them. It was an easy pastime of the club

" Are mad at me?"

"No. I would have to care to be mad. "

"You don't care about me?"

"I never said that."

"So you are mad."

"Again no... I'm fucking furious."

"I didn't even do anything."

"No but that whore knew exactly what she was doing. she looked me in the eye! "

"You're jealous?"

"Yes."

"She hugged me. Hugged me as a thank you for helping her. I thought you liked when I helped people. "

"Why can't you help ugly deformed people!?!"

"Seriously!?!"

"I should hog tie the slut to the back of a truck and drag her across the road as I skin her alive with road rash!"

"Always so vicious."

"I'm an angel. "

"Now you're just lying. "

"I'm adorable?"

"No."

"Fuck you!"

"Too much of a public place darling. "

"I hate you."

"No you don't."

"Asshole" she would grumble as he pulled her into his arms and kissed the top of her head as she would pout at whatever situation she was worked up about.

"You're beautiful." he would state simply and she would turn all shades of red and mumble for him to 'shut up' and he would chuckle at her.