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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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A surprise

"Mm~! What was that just now?" Xiayen asked me after she had released her short moan of surprise.

Surprise, surprise…

Those tentacles of her grabbed onto my little brother the instant I got close enough, and not only did it grab onto him, it also pulled him inside its mouth...

Surely, you should know what mouth I mean…

After seeing such a scene in front of me, I found the reaction of those tentacles quite strange, which the reason for, is because it had openly invited me in…

'Won't that mean that anyone can easily enter whenever they're close enough?' I thought, worried about the things such as consent and romantic feelings.

"Hey Xiayen…"

"Huh?" It seems that she was a bit distracted by the feeling in between her legs.

"Do you by any chance… Like me?"

"Eh? What do you mean by that?" Xiayen seemed to be a bit in denial, however, I could see her cheeks getting warmer and felt her grip getting tighter as well. Surely, there was indeed the chance that she might like me in a way, which would be in a way similar to someone being interested in a subject.

The people of this world don't know about things like sex differences after all, which is exactly why they don't understand certain emotions like love, just like Xiayen doesn't understand what I actually meant with the words that I had uttered just now.

It's quite sad, honestly…

*Sigh* I let out a breath that was filled with the sympathy that I felt for the people of this world, before I pulled my little brother away from the tentacles that didn't seem to want to leave him.

"Alright, I think that's enough of a demonstration. We shouldn't indulge ourselves into things that we don't fully understand yet." I told Xiayen after I had parted half a meter away from her.

Obviously, the reason why I didn't fall into my lust, was because I'm not an idiot. I mean like, sure, she might enjoy it, however… There is no real and good hearted reason for me to do it. Shaolai's accident with me was because she needed a treatment for her horney disease, however, Xiayen… She's perfectly fine. If I did it with Xiayen, and later, it turns out that she doesn't really like me, you can already guess what would happen to me after she figures out that she can do it with anyone other than me…

That's right. Chances are that she'll try to kill me due to me taking advantage of her ignorance...

Exactly… This isn't some fictional world where someone doesn't have their own mind to think and express their own emotions. I might have great luck, however, I doubt that it'll work on things that basically have a free will. Just like many kings, if I abuse my powers on others too much, I might die…

Anyway… After I had created a distance between me and Xiayen, I looked straight towards her eyes, and noticed that she was still confused. Maybe she had received a bit of enlightenment, however, it seems that it was far from enough.

In order for her to become more aware of the situation, I had to explain things more clearly to her…

"You see… It's just like a key and a lock. They're both different components. Think about what just happened, and you'll know what I mean with our cultivation organ not being the same."

"Hmm…" Xiayen began to ponder.

...

"One that takes, and one that gives. From the fact that they still absorb the same energy, even when they have two completely different traits, it must mean that must be related in a way. They're not one however, but since they can connect with each other, it means that they work so well together, that they become one with the other… If they absorb the same energy, doesn't this mean that if they connect, they'll absorb more energy, together? Not only that, but their capabilities are different from each other, which means that they're both capable of becoming an entire different existence..."

Xiayen had muttered her words for almost five minutes long. She would occasionally stop to ponder again, and only after she was done with her long barrages of words, did she look straight to my face with her eyes widened. She had an enlightenment. A realization. And, a new discovery!

Seeing how she was at such a disbelief, I couldn't help but to let out a proud smirk…

"It's the endgame that matters. If-"

"If the name doesn't get corrected, cultivators would stray from their true path and miss their true potential as a result." Xiayen interrupted and completed my sentence on her own.

Sigh… I was about to say 'If the name doesn't get corrected, the ones watching my life will think I'm gay...'

Haha! I'm just joking! I was actually about to say something similar to what Xiayen said. Something similar, which contains the subject about getting the ultimate sexual organ, and the ultimate power that it has. Those organs being of course, the Ultimate PP and Vagene, which the system had mentioned about. Truly, it's something only an ultimate being can have… I sure hope I can reach that level one day…

"Good… You've figured it out. But so did I, thanks to you." I told Xiayen, a few seconds after she gave me her answer.

"Thanks?" Xiayen didn't know what to say as a reply to my complement.

"Should we tell others about this then?" She asked not too long after her word that sounded quite uncertain.

"No, it's too early for that." I replied to her question. "We should figure things out first, and also, that just now, was not my real question."

"Really? What's the real question then?

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