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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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Interesting...

Within a house, shut out from the outside..

A room that is filled with papers and ink, but not so visible due to the lack of light...

That room was the inside of Xiayen's house, as she was the type of person who found her research so important, that she didn't have the time to properly organize them before a result was produced...

At the moment, both me and Xiayen were naked, because at the moment, I had to show her the abnormality that exists within this world, which would only be believable and more understandable for her, if I showed her a demonstration rather than just explaining it with words.

Obviously, I wasn't planning to do the thing that you're probably thinking about right now at this very moment. We only had our clothes off, because there is one important factor that is related to the subject that I wanted to discuss about with her.

The subject which contains my discoveries of the PP...

"I'm guessing that you already know about the difference between the appearance of our PP… So, do you know why it is called a PP, when a male and female's PP don't look the same?" I proceeded to ask Xiayen while I had some sort of staring contest with her.

"Hmm… I assume because, they're both not too different from each other. The name PP only became a thing that is ingrained inside our minds, after the discovery of PP energy, you know... Before that, it is mentioned on history books that it is simply called the Pee disposal organ... Until now, it is still called like that, but it's a term that is used only by mortals who don't want to or can't thread the road of immortal cultivation. Have you been born only recently to not know something as simple as that?" Xiayen explained, and also questioned my lack of basic information.

"So… PP is simply the name for our cultivation organ?" I began to understand the reason for its term, as I had finally realized that the word PP in this world does not mean the exact same like in my world.

It still didn't make complete sense to me nonetheless, because the system had actually mentioned that there was something of an Ultimate PP and Vagene. With the system having explained that the term in this world is incorrect, I guess the people of this world are indeed ignorant about the final accomplishment that one would achieve through immortal cultivation. Hence why, they do not know about the two different classes of power, mainly PP and Vagene…

I mean like, the system had mentioned that it is something from the Great primordial era or something anyway. So, of course these people don't know. Heck! No one- Wait… Are there even immortals within this world? I'm guessing there aren't… But, still… I should ask about it first before building up some wrong conclusions…

With Xiayen having replied already with a "Yes", I guess I can ask that question, now...

"Are there any cultivator who had already become an immortal?" I asked.

"Not that I've heard of…" She replied with an unsure nod before she continued on with her words. "There are legendary figures though, however, they all died... Their powers weren't out of this world, and the demons even succeeded in eliminating them. Are they even immortal then?"

"Well, there's that. Do you know why PP energy is called PP energy then?"

"Because it's for the PP… Why are you acting so stupid right now?" Xiayen was beginning to get a bit irritated by the amount of basic questions that I had to ask her. Well, I am not from this world after all, so, of course I won't know the basic. But, since I have a source of information right now…

Hehehe…

Xiayen, I hope you'll get used to answering my so-called stupid questions…

"Hey! You're making a creepy face again! Are you acting stupid on purpose?!"

"Haha, no… Why would I? I would never do that!" The way I replied to her sounded way too suspicious.

"Hmph! Anyway, what are you trying to get to with all these questions? What's the point of all these questions even?"

"I just want to say that the name PP is wrong. A male's ability is different from a female, isn't it? Sure they are both powerful, however, the abilities that they use are both different, aren't they? Men lean more towards physical power, and women more towards the… Mental stuff. Isn't it wrong to call those two completely different organs the same then?" I made sure to say my words fast enough, in order to let Xiayen receive the complete bundle of questions that is related to each other.

"Interesting… I still can't seem to see why someone would go out of their way to call them both different organs... They're both like rods, which absorbs PP energy. What does it matter though. We've been taught like this for decades, and there won't be any differences because of a name. Worse, it will just cause confusion, since it's a change of name that we're already used to." Xiayen explained.

"That makes sense… But after reading these papers, I know that you're wrong." I declared, and right after, I pulled myself so close to her that our nose were touching.

Strangely, our rods weren't touching each other, which is just what I had expected and wanted.

'Oh my~ Is Lady luck by my side again to tell me that my assumptions are correct?' I thought delightedly.

'Hehehe… I wanted to prove my statements to Xiayen by showing her a physical demonstration that is only an assumption of mine, but as luck may, my assumption is in fact the truth…'

Big Brain!!!

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