Stupidity

~25 August 2006~

It has been ten days since I summoned Amy or as she wanted to call herself Amelia after I told Amelia her real name and parent. Currently, I'm in the courtyard with Carol and Medea sitting down on the ground while eating some snacks Medea made for me. In front of us is a battle between the two. On the left side is Valerie's team. On the right side is Amelia's team. Valerie with Harry as his partner while Amelia fights them with Sirius as her partner. Not too long ago, Sirius awakened his flame while he stayed in my land, and his flame type was stormy with a side of mist to my surprise.

I never knew that Sirius is a plot type of man, but I guess you are a plotter if you want to become a prankster.

I look at Amelia, creating a barrier made of Rain flame to block Harry's stone spear coated with lightning flame. In just a few weeks, Harry learns a few low-level spells from the locals or Medea. Harry has an earth element making him proficient in earth spell, and together with his Lightning flame, and he can use it to his advantage. On the other hand, Valerie uses her Sky flame to try and burn Amelia & Sirius. While Valerie has more flame reserves than Harry, she doesn't have much control, unlike Harry, who can minimize the cost of his attack. So Valerie's team strategy is to overwhelm the enemy using their number (Harry with his unending spear) and firepower (Valerie Sky flame blast).

However, Valerie's team needs to do it fast. While Sirius doesn't have much flame inside his body, he is rather good with his wand. He can use his Transfiguration spell to block the incoming attack and also do his counter-attack by creating a bird-filled with his storm flame, then making them explode or generate a jet of flame coated with his storm flame making it more destructive. If Sirius is someone that fights boldly, Amelia is the one that will kill you if she sees an opening. In the span of a few weeks, she already created the creature that she uses to fight enemies. The first thing she creates is a mosquito. This mosquito is like the Trident Mosquito Dr.Shamal have, but the difference is that this mosquito is filled with any virus known to humanity, and even some of them are not listed in the known virus. This mosquito also has a Rain Flame inside their body, making it hard to notice even to a veteran. Amelia can control the mosquito using her power, so she can switch the virus that the mosquito will release to her enemy. Right now, she only uses something that only knocks her enemy down without causing any internal damage.

The fight lasts for another ten minutes before Amelia creature successfully knockdown Harry. While Sirius is overwhelmed by Valerie's overall strength, he is still able to hold his ground long enough, so Amelia Rain flame weakens Valerie long enough to the point her flame begins to flicker indicating that her reserve is almost empty. Seeing her guardian already knocked down, Valerie decides to surrender, making team Amelia win the fight.

"Good Job. Amelia, can you wake Harry up for me?"

"Of course, Lexian."

As Amelia wakes up Harry, I look at the people near me. I think it has been more than three months since I arrived in this universe. It also has been three months since I first summoned Medea to be my first companion. While I am already used to their behavior, I still find it disturbing by their devotion to me. It's like a devotion from all Nazarick citizens toward Momonga. Every word I say is correct to them, and if I'm wrong, then it must be someone else fault. Not only my guardian but the citizens of Faysummit (They are the one name it is not me) also have a disturbing amount of trust regarding their life. Every time I try to tell them that I'm not their master, their only answer is…

"You are the one that frees us from slavery that the Vampire put us into. You are also the one that rescues us from our fate as a food stock to the vampire. You are the one that accepted us a half-blood that considered trash in the eye of many races into your land. You also give us shelter, food, and cloth even if you don't have to do it for us. This is the least we can do for you, My Lord."

They always say it every time they give me their new business, half their earnings from the trade we do to the other country, and even their daughter's virginity. While I am grateful for their gift, I don't want to take care of the paperwork that continues to pile up inside my office.

Somehow someway, someone successfully bought all the brothers in the city of Constanta and made it my spy network without me knowing. The one that bought the brothel is a full-blooded Veela from Bulgaria Wizarding community named Charlotte Bacque. She and her pack get kicked out from Bulgaria because of their excessive use of dark magic rituals, or so they said. When they arrive in my land, Medea looks at their ritual dance and says that it was not dark magic whatsoever. The Veela in question only does a traditional dance that shows their appreciation to their ancestors and Aphrodite, their main goddess. Medea even showed me the dance in one of the books inside the library. However, the Wizarding community did not see that like that. The reason is that the Veela will release their allure at full force, making a weak-minded human or creature near them get charmed by their grace and beauty. This is the reason why not many Veela do the traditional dance anymore, as they will get hunt down my idiotic Wizarding community. While they can go to the other magical community, they don't know if their kind will feel welcomed by the said community. The reason is that their allure and beauty make the woman in that community feel uncomfortable. However, in my land, they can walk around the town in peace as the flames around the area nullify their allure and charm aura, making them more comfortable living here. Not only that, but Charlotte also awakening her Flame (Rain Type), making her easy to create an amulet that has a Rain flame inside of it (With the help of Medea) to help the other Veela control their allure.

The reason why Medea helped the Veela create the amulet even though they are the prized creatures of Aphrodite is that she didn't want me to be charmed by their beauty. Medea also let them stay here because she took pity on them after they were banished from two countries (French and Bulgaria).

When her pack's original members awaken their flame, Charlotte decides to go to Constanta and create a business there, and that is how I get myself a brothel in my name is Charlotte. Not only does she buy the building in my name, but she also gives half of her earnings to me even though she is the one that takes care of the brothel. My only job is to see if there is anything wrong with the report and also the one taking care of the recruitment. Charlotte also reports to me about the local underworld.

I snap from my thought when Amelia and Harry arrive in front of me then sit down on the ground before taking a bite of Medea cooking. We spend at least ten minutes, silently eating the food and sometimes having a pleasant conversation.

"Harry, when do you want to buy your Hogwarts book and stuff?"

"... Must I? Can I stay here and learn under Lady Medea's teaching? I think I will learn more under her teaching than the professor in my school because she is a famous figure in the magical world."

Oh yeah, Harry and Valerie already know about Medea's identity. Their shocked faces still amuse me.

"You just don't want to go back, didn't you?"

I smile at his blushing face.

"But I must say that this place is comfy. I never thought that Romania would be the place I could call home after the rumor I heard from the people in Great Britain."

"Oh? What do they say about this country?"

"They say this country is a barbarian country that is the only good use to contain the vampire."

"*Snort* Do they not know that their so-called dark lord came to Romania and tried to allure one of the vampire noble clans to join him in his campaign?"

"Wait. Seriously?"

"Yes. The clan head just laughs at him and kills all one hundred death eaters he brings and only leaves him alive because he is an amusing person."

"I-I… What? Seriously?"

"Yeah. Why do you think he never brought the other country in his campaign to Great Britain and conquer it? He can't. The other country only laughs at him or, in Germany, cases reluctant to go with him because of how the other Magical communities force them to do so."

"That is shocking news."

"Yup. That is why the other Wizarding community decided to isolate Great Britain and leave them alone by rerouting the trade to the Pendragon family."

Seeing Sirius nod, I look at Harry and say.

"We should go to Diagon Alley tomorrow. I don't want Dumbledore to get suspicious."

"Yes, Lord Lexian."

"Lexian"

"Of course…. Lord Lexian"

I throw the cup in my hand toward Harry, who quickly catches it.

"Cheeky bas*ard."

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~26 August 2006~

*Albus Dumbledore POV*

"What do you mean I can't access the Potter Vault?!?"

I glare at the greedy creature in front of me.

"You don't have an Authority to open up the vault."

"I already give you the signature of both Harry Potter and his muggle guardian."

I already went to the Dursley and 'let' them sign the form to let me access the Potter vault. I already donated to the minister for allowing me to open up the vault to 'inspect' for any dark items inside the vault. I will not let anyone in my way, especially from this greedy little creature, don't they know who I am? I'm Albus Dumbledore.

"Petunia Dursley née Evans is not Harry Potter non-magical Guardian. You are also not the official Guardian of Harry Potter on the magical side, either."

"WHAT?!?"

If not Petunia, then who?!? She is the only blood relative Harry Potter has in this world. I can 'convince' Sirius to sign the form, but I don't know who is the muggle guardian of Harry Potter. How can I, Albus Dumbledore, Don't know about this?!? I know that Harry doesn't know anything about this, and the only one that knows about this is maybe Sirius Black, but even then, he will never know about it as he is a prisoner not too long ago.

"Watch your tone, Wand Waver."

I snap from my thoughts and glare at the greedy little goblin.

"Who is the muggle guardian of Harry Potter?"

"I will not tell you. You don't have enough Authority to know about this information."

"I have all the Authority I needed to know about this muggle. I'm Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, the number one Wizarding school in the world, Supreme Mugwump, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot and Grand Sorcerer of Great Britain. I demand the name and location of this individual."

I glare at the goblin in front of me while flaring my magical power wildly. How dare this creature refuse me?!?

"...Very well. You force me to do this. If you are killed, don't blame me for it."

"Just give me the name and location."

"*Sneer* Lexian Vongola, Lord of Vongola Family. Location; FaySummit, Romania. There, I say it. Now get out before I let the guard kill you on the spot."

I glare at the goblin one more time before calling out Fawke and going to my destination. As I touched Fawke's tail, I teleported to the so-called Lord Vongola.

*Gasp*

What?!? What is happening?!? I look at the town in front of me and the forest surrounding it. I don't know-how, but as I appear in my destination, my body feels like getting crushed by a mountain troll. I try to use my portkey, but my body cannot move at all. I try to use my magic, but somehow, I don't have any magic left inside my body.

I can't die here. I have a grand plan for the Greater Good. I'm Albus Dumbledore! No… No…

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*Random Citizen of Faysummit POV*

"Oi, Rick. Look at this"

I look at my friend Roy and half the blood of a werewolf before walking toward him. As I get closer, I can see a body near him. The body is wearing an ugly robe complete with a hat on top of his head. Near the body is ash from an unknown origin.

"Who is it?"

"I don't know, Rick. What I know is that he is a trespasser with bad intention."

Another one, huh? In the past few weeks, there has been a trespasser coming toward our lovely town, but every time they have a bad intention, they will get killed instantly, and if they survive for at least a minute, they will get transported to the dungeon for interrogation.

The barrier Lady Medea creates is powerful like that.

"What is the protocol about the trespasser again?"

"You forgot about that already?"

"Just tell already, Roy."

"Fine, We just need to call the guard, and they will store the body for identification."

"Oh right."

"Don't forget about it again, Rick."

"Fine, Fine. Come one. I need to train my flame. I don't want to miss Lord Lexian's lecture about the flame."

"Oh right, it was this day, huh?"

"Yeah, that is why we must hurry."

I take the corpse with me and give it to the guard around the town before walking toward the town center, where I see many people already sitting down waiting for Lord Lexian.

Da*n that stupid person to make me late attending the lecture. Who dumb enough to try to teleport inside a highly secured place? He must be an idiot or something. It was the first lesson they need to learn as a magician.

"Ah"

I remember that the corpse is holding a wand. He must be a wand waver. Yeah, I guess it is fitting because of how stupid they are sometimes.