Ch. 89 - Date

Doflamingo was on his suit as he stared at himself in the mirror.

"This'll be my first date." Doflamingo muttered as he rolled his sleeves back.

"Now that I noticed, I look really handsome." Doflamingo said while flicking his hair backwards.

It might sound cringe but if you're handsome, there's nothing cringy about it. It is simply self compliment and there's nothing bad about it.

"You've been staring at the mirror for an hour, you know?" Behind him, Pietro yawned and said mockingly.

"I guess I'm just too amazed by my looks." Doflamingo replied as he sprayed some colone on his body.

"Heh, first time?" Pietro chuckled and said, as if he also experienced being handsome.

Doflamingo raised his eyebrows and turned back to look at Pietro and after a few seconds, he shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Well, you don't look too bad. But not enough to compete with me."

"Hey! The girls in my school are intoxicated by my looks. Let me guess, you didn't experience that in your school, right?" Pietro rebutted and smirked.

Doflamingo assumed a thinking pose and remembered that Pietro is actually right, no one in his school was fascinated in his looks. Maybe the reason for that id because he's still in kinder at that time. After all, he didn't manage to graduate from kinder as he was chased by Hydra and fell on a cliff.

"It doesn't matter, try asking your sister to see who's handsome." Doflamingo changed the topic and said.

"Hah! I knew none of the girls in your school was impressed by your looks. And asking my sister? Pfft, we all know she's gonna pick you just to curry favor." Pietro smiled proudly as if he won the lottery before scoffing in his last sentence.

"She's ready." Just before Doflamingo was about to throw Pietro out of his room, Natalya came by the door just in time and said.

"Why do we even need this much preparation? What's with that girl that you're dating." Pietro made a confused face as he said that.

"Don't talk like that, Pietro. This is one of the rare moments that Doflamingo is dating someone. As far as I remember, he's always 'Family' this 'Family' that, Business blah blah." Natalya said as if she was describing Doflamingo's personality as a whole.

Doflamingo just rolled his eyes at them as he left the room, leaving the mother and son alone in the room.

(A/N: That sounds lewd)

***

"Shall we go-?" Doflamingo opened the door to the room and was immediately starstruck when he saw Hela, wearing a black sleeveless shirt and a green mixed with black skirt that is past her knees.

'She even taught her how to use heels.' Doflamingo said to himself as he stared down and saw the heels that Hela was wearing.

"How do I look? This outfit is too thin, If I were to fight someone I won't be able to move freely, it might cause my combat capability to dwindl-." Hela kept on complaining about her outfit to the point that Doflamingo has to tape her mouth using the threads that he made.

"Hnn~."

However, just as Doflamingo placed the tightened cloth on her mouth, he heard her blush and moan.

'Wait, what the fuck?!' Doflamingo's eyes widened in shock as if he discovered something groundbreaking.

Who would've thought that the feared Goddess of Death was actually a masochist?

"Did you just moan?" Doflamingo asked her for validation, thinking that he must've just misheard her or something.

"Hmm." Hela went back to her usual self and pointed at the cloth, strapped on her mouth.

"Oh, right." Doflamingo nodded his head and quickly removed the cloth strapped on her mouth. However, as he removed the cloth, he saw some of her saliva sticking on the cloth, as it created a saliva bridge when he removed the cloth from her mouth.

Doflamingo gulped his saliva when he saw this and decided to keep the cloth later, for research purposes. Yes, that's right, it's only for research purposes.

"Huff....What's a masochist?" Hela tilted her head and asked.

"I-it's something that we call to people who takes pleasure in pain." Doflamingo explained to her, ignoring the stutter that he made.

"Huh? So that's what it's called. I know someone who is a 'masochist'." Hela nodded her head in understanding, as if she just learned something new in her life.

"Who?" Doflamingo didn't expect that there are also masochists in Asgard and he wonders who.

"Odin." Hela smiled and said, dropping a nuke on Doflamingo's head.

'What?!' Doflamingo can't help but yell in shock inside his head.

Who would've thought that the reason why Hela is a masochist was because she inherited it from none other than her father.

'Oh god, Odin the God-King, He Who Rules The Nine Realms, is a masochist! I wonder if Thor inherited it also.' Doflamingo assumed a thinking pose.

"How did you even know if he's masochist?" Doflamingo said with a straight smile, as if saying that he must know the answer or else.

"It was one time when I heard Odin screaming inside his room. Of course, I was loyal to him at that time, not to mention, I'm still around 15 years old. So, I hurriedly went to his room and saw my mother using a whip-shaped artifact to whip Odin's back while both of them are naked. I was still young at that time so I pretty much don't know anything about that." Hela finally told the story, making Doflamingo almost release a laugh.

Of course, Hela is very observant on her surroundings so she saw how Doflamingo was stopping himself from laughing.

"You can laugh, you know? I won't care." As if receiving a signal, the moment Hela finished her sentence, Doflamingo started laughing in a strange way.

"Huhuhuhuhu.."

"Huehehehehahahahahaha!" Doflamingo covered his face with his hand as he released his laugh.

After a few minutes of laughing, Doflamingo realized that he looks weird right now so he stopped.

"Sigh, this is why I sometimes avoid laughing, I just can't help but laugh in a very strange way." Doflamingo embarrassedly exlained to Hela, or his girlfriend from now on.

Yes, just a girlfriend. Doflamingo may be a man but he's different from most men as he doesn't crave a woman for sex or something. He's using his upper head for god's sake.

"Ahem, should we go?" Doflamingo coughed a little bit and offered his hand for Hela to take.

Hela of course, nodded her head and grabbed Doflamingo's hand before a portal opens up behind them and soon the both of them left.

This might be Doflamingo's first date in his previous and current's entire life, but he did his very best to do research and stuff when it comes to date.

So, he's pretty confident that he won't embarrass himself unless an unexpected situation occured like someone trying to rob them all of a sudden.

***

The two of them appeared in an alley where the sun's down.

"Where are we?" As Hela was new to Earth, she obviously doesn't know much about the places and counties.

"Welcome to London. The capital of England. Let's go, I'll show you around." Doflamingo then tightened his grip on Hela's hand and started walking.

Unknown to him, he was too nervous at the moment that he didn't managed to control the strength of his grip. However, instead of howling to pain, Hela blushed once again and almost released a moan if it wasn't for her will and determination to hold it in.

Doflamingo first led her to a lighthouse in East London where they could see the entire view of the beach with it's raging sea.

They stayed in there and had a chat, getting to know each other more. They kept chatting for a few hours and before they knew it, the sun is already about to rise, so they stayed a little bit more just to enjoy the view.

Soon after that, Doflamingo read somewhere in Google that after you take a special girl to sightseeing, you must now take her to a fancy restaurant. So that's what Doflamingo did as he previously searched for a fancy restaurants, not caring about the prices as money is the least of his worries.

So, he then took her to France, where they had their lovely meal in Le Louis XV-Alain Ducasse à l'Hôtel de Paris.

Hela wasn't much of an eater, much to Doflamingo's surprise as he was expecting Hela to be a big eater like Luffy. After all, the strong peoples are always the big eaters.

"How's the meal?" Doflamingo asked her as he picked up a clean towel to wipe the soup stain on her left lip.

'Thanked gods she had that stain on her left lip. I read in Google that it increases your points to a girl if you gently and carefully wiped her face clean.' Doflamingo was about to sigh in relief when Hela suddenly wiped the stain with her finger and after looking at it, she sipped on it and licked it clean.

"I always had that whenever I eat. Anyways, what were you saying?" Hela commented before asking Doflamingo to repeat what he just said.

"I-I said how was the meal." Doflamingo placed back the towel and repeated what he said earlier. Though he feels bad that he didn't get to increase his points to Hela.

"How was the meal, did you enjoy it?"

"Not very much. Why do they only give us a piece of meat? Back in Asgard, they give me the entire cooked body of a Dragon and I eat it all by myself." Hela bragged on as her voice was loud enough for the people nearby to hear.

"What is she saying? Dragon? Heh, this woman must be crazy."

"Who let this crazy lady in?"

"His man is also handsome. How did this crazy woman even let this handsome man date her?"

The people around started throwing criticisms and insults on Hela's back and even though they're just whispering, Hela still heard them, so just when she was about to stand and fight to death with those who dare to insult her, a large pressure suddenly dawned around the restaurant, causing everyone except Doflamingo and Hela to fall on the ground unconsciously.

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