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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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[The host is risking his life for real. Already, I've become a follower!]

He couldn't wait for his pursuers to arrive, so he ran!

He didn't bother responding to these people chasing him. Instinctively, Han Haocheng ran away like the wind.

In the camera, Han Haocheng's face got blurry and distorted due to his fast running speed.

Not far behind Han Haocheng, viewers could see, several guys built like heavyweight boxers that were chasing after him.

"Stop!"

"Were you not a coffin seller?"

"Don't run away from us, we all want to order one!"

"Come on, why don't you sell us one coffin each?"

"If you have the guts, come back!"

"..."

Obviously, Han Haocheng was not as strong as these people.

In a fight, matched against the muscular man and his friends' heavyweight outlook, he was bound to loose.

In comparison, when it came to running, Han Haocheng had advantages. He has long legs and an average figure, that's neither too chubby nor too skinny.

In addition, he was eager to save his life. So, he naturally ran very fast.

Soon, he completely got rid of the burly man and the group of people he had summoned.

"Oh my God, luckily I'm fast enough and I recently bought a pair of Five-Speed shoes. Thank goodness I'm used to sprinting, I finally escaped this calamity."

Han Haocheng said while panting.

The viewers in the live broadcast room found this scene exceptionally amusing.

"Haha, the streamer is running so fast, it feels like he has spent his entire life running."

"Why is the broadcaster running? What if they really came to buy a coffin?"

"Buyers my foot! It's easy to see that they came here to beat up the host. Only a fool wouldn't escape."

"Fortunately, the streamer's body is in good shape, otherwise, today he would be facing disaster!"

"The host is risking his life for real. Already, I've become a follower!."

"I had already followed and even shared the stream!"

...

After Han Haocheng made sure that there was no else after him, he took a series of turns and finally made it safely back to his rented place.

He checked his balance once more. He had received a 100,000 reward and 5,000 in gifts.

The notebook he bought for his sister and the money he transferred to his mother only costed him 15,000.

There was still an income of 90,000 yuan in his account.

The task brought him huge profits!

It was a big win!

Although it was a bit dangerous, it was worth it considering the income.

With this system, he wouldn't have to worry anymore about the future.

What other tasks would he have to do next?

Han Haocheng was looking forward to it.

It's a shame, he could only do one mission per day. Once the task was completed, he had to wait for it to refresh the next day.

So, Han Haocheng decided to relax. He took a shower and went to buy a pack of cigarettes from the convenience store nearby that was owned by his landlady.

"Wow, is it really you, Little Han? Did you get paid handsomely and came here to treat yourself to some expensive cigarettes?"

The store owner is a talkative person. She has become familiar with Han Haocheng because he often comes to buy things here.

Normally, when Han Haocheng smokes, he only smokes Liqun or Hongqi. They are inexpensive and cost only around ten yuan.

Seeing how expensive good brands are, he was never willing to buy them.

Today, he surprisingly bought a pack of Huazi cigarettes for fifty yuan, and not just one pack, but a whole carton.

This surprised both the landlady and her sixteen-year-old daughter, Tang Jiaqing.

"Yeah, I made a little money, so I bought some Huazi to treat myself!"

Han Haocheng didn't say much, just scanned the QR code and paid.

In addition to a carton of Huazi, he also bought a crate of beer, a pig's trotter braised by the landlady, some beef dipped in soy sauce, boneless chicken feet, and a cold dish...

All these items added up to over 700 yuan.

In the past, Han Haocheng, who was almost living paycheck to paycheck, would never dare to spend like this.

But today, Han Haocheng had no hesitation.

He calmly scanned the QR code and paid without blinking an eye.

"Alright, the money's all transferred."

"Oops, these are quite heavy..."

As Han Haocheng spoke, he went to pick up the crate of liquor, holding the cigarette carton under his arm and a bag of braised meat, along with some snacks...

With so many things, he couldn't carry them all in one trip.

"Jiaqing, what are you doing standing there? Help your big brother Han carry some things."

The landlady said with a smile.

"Uh-oh, umm, Okay!"

Tang Jiaqing gulped nervously and stood up shakily. She was a little fidgety for some reason but calmed herself down quickly.

She walked smoothly to Han Haocheng and said in a gentle voice:

"Big Brother Han, let me help you with these."

"Umm yes, give all those to me."

Having said so, she grabbed everything..

Only one crate of beer was left for Han Haocheng.

"Thank you, that's really kind of you."

...

The two of them, one in front and one behind, walked in tandem until they were inside Han Haocheng's rented room.

What happens next is natural..

The girl left and Han Haocheng had a blast.

He feasted, drank, smoked cigarettes, played games, and enjoyed this carefree leisure time.

Han Haocheng no longer had to worry about work.

From now on, he could simply focus on live broadcasting. This will be enough for him to achieve financial freedom.

...

On the other side..

What Han Haocheng didn't know about was..

His live broadcast suddenly became popular online.

Some interested people who saw his stream, had recorded his live broadcast.

They edited the footage and shared it on various short video platforms.

On all major platforms, all of a sudden, a video title began to feature. It was as eye-catching as it was attention grabbing.

Hot site: A certain streamer goes door-to-door selling coffins, chased by a nearly two-meter tall man!

Douyin: Zhenghuo host, seriously sells coffins from door-to-door; you didn't read that wrong, He sold coffins!

UC: Shocking! A young man goes to sell coffins door-to-door and gets pinned down by seven or eight strong men!

Penguin: Why would a handsome young man sell coffins door-to-door? Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?

*Site name couldn't be translated*: door-to-door selling of coffins, what's the secret behind this? Why risk your life to sell coffins?

...

Many netizens chanced upon this video.

Even before they clicked it, they were already laughing.

Whether it was the action of selling coffins door-to-door, the nearly two-meter tall victim, or the streamer himself...

All of them became trending topics.

As a result, many eagerly opened the video one after another, and after watching its content, they couldn't stop laughing.

For a small period of time, it became a part of discussions everywhere.

"So hilarious, selling coffins door-to-door, Is he trying to put himself in a coffin?"

"Haha, I thought about it for a moment. If someone comes to my house to sell this, I will definitely have a fight with him! A fierce one sided fight!"

"I have to say, this broadcaster is playing for real, he ran away so quickly!"

"Indeed, I guess in order to prepare for this job, the host must have been exercising a lot at home."

"This streamer is so funny; much funnier than many comedy movies I have seen!"

"Indeed, besides Master Xing, what other comedies are there now? They're all trying too hard to make everyone laugh and forget to make them enjoyable."

"Not only are the movies not funny, but end up becoming an embarrassment! They're not even half as good as this streamer's broadcast!"

"I'm curious about the host. What kind of stimulation did he receive? What made him do what he did?"

"Anyhow, this is not something a carbon-based lifeform could come up with! Haha, it's so funny!"

"..."

There are continuous waves of heated discussions on the Internet.

A lot of people forwarded this video to those around them.

In a flash, the phenomenon spread from person-to person.

The incident continued to escalate.

Many people found Han Haocheng's homepage.

Many clicked the 'Follow' button.

All these people were massively anticipating his next broadcast.

What kind of crazy act will he do next?

On the second day of this incident..

They finally saw Han Haocheng go live, starting his broadcast once more.

When they saw the title of this live broadcast, everyone was surprised again!

"God forbid, this anchor has upped the scales too much!"