1/ Reincarnation

I was in the toilet when suddenly this damn trunck-kun unlocked the door of my toilet and then hit me. How the fuck did that damn truck unlock my toilet door! I was in a beautiful garden when suddenly an old man appeared in front of me.

_Sorry kid Trunck-kun you hit it and you're dead. (God)

_Thank you but you don't need to remind me that it wasn't even a minute ago that it happened to me!

This God is already getting on my nerves.

_The good news is that those who get hit by trunck-kun get a wish no matter what. (God)

All right, this idiot thinks I'm an idiot? I'm going to smoke him to death, that dirty God.

_All right, let's start right now then, I wish I could wish as much as I want!

_ ... Damn kid, you got me HAHAHA, Alright then what do you wish? (God)

I have always wanted to be in the world of My Hero Academia and my favorite character is Kaido from One piece.

_I wish to be Kaido and inherit the fully awakened power of its fruit Uo Uo No Mi, I also wish to be reincarnated in the world of MHA, in addition to that I wish that no one can copy, steal or clone my power or appearance, I also wish to have immunity to spatial and temporal power and be invulnerable to mental attacks, that's all. _Kid, you know you can just ask me to become God himself. (God)

_ No I want to be Kaido I don't want to become God, it's too boring. _Very well your wishes are granted, See you again dirty kid HAHAHA. (God)

God ascended into the sky and then burst into 7 crystal balls and scattered in the garden.

_God was actually fucking Shenron!!! (Kaido)

I woke up, I was in the body of a baby.

A woman was rocking me in her arms, I immediately deduced that it was my mother.

This woman was quite beautiful, she had long black hair, full lips and sparkling blue eyes.

She was breastfeeding me, amazingly the taste was really good, I guess my sense of taste is altered because I'm a baby.

All right, now I just have to wait to grow up normally and enjoy my new life.

Suddenly a dark-haired man opens the bedroom door, probably my father.

Oh, honey! Look at our little glutton, he's so cute. (Mother)

HAHAHA is my child, he has the same appetite as me! Amandine in the future you will surely have an ogre to feed. (Father)

Yes my child will eat properly and be healthy but for now Takumi will prepare the bath for Kaido. (Amandine)

Yes boss! (Takumi)

I see, I'm in a loving family, I owe a proud candle to God for bringing me into this family.