In the world of NTR doujinshi, save humanity

Hello, I'm the main character.

　I have been reincarnated in the world of NTR doujinshi from the popular social media game [Fate/Grand Order]. My life is over.

　Currently, he is somehow surviving as the last master of humanity, but he will probably die soon.

　This world was the world of NTR doujinshi. It's worse than hell.

　Currently, at my Chaldea, there's a charming male employee who's friendly with me, a brooding fat man who doesn't even hide the signs that he's about to snap the Holy Grail, an overweight old man who seems to have a strong sex drive, and I've got friend points (really?) There is a shady man called Friend Master who sends you messages and demands a female servant.

　There are also goblins that appear in the micro-singularity, brats with strange physical strength and energy, and yakuza and delinquents who mistake their turn for the Shinjuku singularity. Many more will appear in the future.

　And above all, all of my servants are behaving strangely.

　``Wouldn't it be bad if my beloved Master saw this (varies depending on the situation)?'' or ``If you want a refund card, please do your best, okay?'' Words that clearly do not constitute a threat, such as ``Damn! ``...'' and then follow the instructions.

　For some reason, those kind of roles have a certain technique, and for some reason I find it NTR. Maeve, who was a Celtic queen, doesn't have any doubts about herself?

　First of all, what is a Frepo? I kind of accept it with a bit of an air, but what exactly is a Friend Master? Da Vinci-chan said something about being connected to a parallel world, but if that's the case, I wonder if the man who doesn't seem to have that kind of sexual desire stuck in his brain is me in the parallel world. Are you okay? Is he doing a good job of restoring humanity?

　Actually, I was really shocked when someone threatened me with a photo of me in the shower room. What kind of servant can you threaten with a naked photo of yourself? That photo is definitely a secret shot. Is stealing a crime? What's the point of threatening someone while revealing that you committed a crime? So what's the "fuck..."?

　It doesn't really matter who is having sex with whom. Sexual desire is one of the three greatest human desires. For example, someone like Chiara has become a heroic spirit with just that. If you become a hero who has carved his name in history, your desire for this will be strong. I don't know.

　But, I don't want you to cause any trouble to me.

　Is humanity in a big crisis right now? I don't want to be this poor, but I'm desperately trying to survive as the last master of humanity.

　I'd like you to understand that part a little bit.

　These people are desperate to live. I don't want to die like a rabbit or a horn. Even in a world where the laws of the world are clearly out of order, I just want to live.

　The Holy Grail Pachi is creating his own unique singularity, and taking the servants who are Chaldea's assets for personal use.What do you think of that as a good people of Chaldea? That's what the main character thinks.

　A servant is also a servant. I was really surprised when I slacked off on material laps and started having sex with some local brats. Ah, I thought we had finally come this far. I shot that damn kid to death with a Gundo though.

　Anyway, seriously save humanity. It's okay to indulge in sexual desire later. I don't care what you do with it, as long as you kill everything like the Singularity and the Lost Belt. Do whatever you like, whether it's an orgy or hypnosis. But don't do it now. Am I crazy? Am I saying something that difficult?

"What do you think, Kiara?"

"Hehehehehe. There's nothing strange about it. Humans are beasts, creatures that devour greed. What's more, right now they're on the brink of life, one step before the collapse of humanity. In the past, when my homeland was attacked by an air raid, They say they indulged in hag in the precincts of the shrine. If you think about it that way, don't you understand their actions?"

"I don't understand it at all."

　Ufufufufu. Kiara laughed funny.

"...Why is this guy the Holmes of my world? The world is really crazy."

　Isn't this guy the mastermind? Wouldn't it be solved if we killed this beast impersonator? No?

　...Is it impossible? By the way, this guy was also NTR depending on the doujinshi. Anyone who can seduce this guy is already a new breed of beast.

　There was a time when I thought that the sexual monster called Chiara Sesshōin was the cause of all this. This guy is the root of all evil, and if we just kill him, the problem will be solved.

　However, the world was not so kind. Regardless of whether this guy is present or not, the inside of Chaldea is corrupted by sexual desire, and only those who can be used as props appear in the singularity.

　The final boss and the mastermind were a blessing. If you hit me, it will be solved. No matter how I attack the problem I'm facing right now, it doesn't even seem like it's going to be solved. Damn it.

　For some reason, Kiara Sesshōin, whom he has known since Singularity F, has never had sex with him. She has never had sex in Chaldea, where all these guys have burned their brains with sexual desire. I don't know why. Even when I asked him about it, he said, ``Right now is the time for abstinence.'' I wonder if it's like multiplying a minus by a minus to get a plus. I don't know.

　Anyway, I thought that if this sex monster was released, it would be impossible to restore humanity, so I stayed with him and kept an eye on him. With that flow, Chiara somehow ended up in the position of being a counselor.

"Well, that's fine. Hey, you can start talking now."

"Yes♡ Ufufu, was it painful to have your mouth covered by the Demon Pillar? Master suffered even more because of your betrayal. Please bear with it♡"

　When I gave instructions to Chiara, the Chaldea employee who had been wrapped around a creepy tentacle-like object was spat out. He was the one who brainwashed the servants with the holy grail he obtained illegally and used them to his advantage.

　...The Holy Grail is too much. Also, too many things have been stolen. It's clearly more than the number of singularities I've conquered. I'm half convinced that this is the world of NTR doujinshi, so I don't make a big fuss about it, but I wonder if the staff around me have any doubts about the Holy Grail, which was born out of thin air and was stolen before I knew it.

"Hello, good evening.…Are all Chaldea employees [Chaotic/Evil]? Was the entrance exam based on strength of energy?"

　It reminds me of the days when I was happy with the Chaldea employees who were somehow surviving. I would have never guessed that the number of Chaldea employees, which was significantly larger than in the original, was to secure the roles. By the way, the current Chaldea staff consists of the majority of mobs and a small number of staff members. It's a system where no matter how much you destroy the pole position, the pole position will pop up from among the mobs.

"Did you have fun using the Holy Grail that you stole without permission? Did you have fun hypnotizing the Servant and turning him into a creepy lover and sex processor? ... Hey, say something."

　There's still so much I want to ask you. Why does a mysterious force work and steal the Holy Grail no matter how strict security is, and why does every employee who picks it up misuse it?

　Chaldea employees panic after eating bubbles.

　He's a chubby man with glasses, and the kind of face that makes you think he's the type of guy who plays the role of a rod. In NTR's doujinshi, there is nothing more ephemeral than the common sense that he should not judge people by their appearance. He looks exactly the same on the inside.

　As expected, this man was also ranting about things like ``It's my fault that the Servant dresses in such an erotic way'' and ``It was fate that I got the Holy Grail because I wanted to be popular.''

　Yes, yes, waddle. It's the same pattern as the previous one. Occasionally, there are players who have the common sense to say, ``There's room for rehabilitation for this guy,'' but the probability of that happening is even lower than Garigari-kun's success. Because of such a low possibility, we have to listen to this scum's self-defense.

"If we make the management of the Holy Grail really strict, then the Holy Grail will grow out of thin air. What do you mean? That's crazy. Then, 100% of the Holy Grail that grows will be misused by people like you. What's going on? You were using the Holy Grail, but before that there was someone who was doing the same thing as you with hypnosis magic that he had developed on his own. What is the brainwashing magic that works on servants? What's going on with the magic, the anti-magic power? If you have such powerful magic, save humanity before using it.''

　I grumbled, ignoring the small man in front of me who was screaming.

　Also, this guy probably got carried away after the hypnosis was successful, because he had servants attend him from his daily life. Why did you think you'd do something like that and not be noticed? Her servant's eyes became blank and she said, "Mr. ○○♥". People around you won't be like, ``Oh, when did you become friends?'' Be aware of that.

"Save humanity. Please help humanity. If you don't do that, I don't care what you do. If you don't save humanity, whether it's hypnosis or brainwashing, most people will overlook it. Why? Why? Are your priorities that crazy?"

　There's scum. Kasuga is just luck, and Wakabayashi is talented.

　But this kind of system is still better. In most cases, it's not the servant's fault, so only half of them get angry. The most annoying ones are the ones who send me video letters, and the ones who are having fun while communicating with me. Honestly, I'm starting to feel sad as to why anyone would think that they would do something like that and get away with it. Are you crazy?

"...Kiara, I asked for it."

"Yes♡... Daigo and liberation can be achieved with just one finger. The destination is Sesshōin... [Kairakuten/Womb MandalaAmida Amidura Heavens Hall]♡ Ufufufufu... that was good, wasn't it? This is the end of the pleasure you sought, the release from this world of suffering. "

　Chiara's Noble Phantasm is released, and the man indulges in heavenly pleasure.

　Originally, it was a Noble Phantasm that could take it into Chiara's inner universe and melt down to the outline of her soul...but now that its output has been reduced, it has been suppressed to the point where she becomes a useless person.

　This is the biggest reason why Chiara is in Holmes' position. The vitality of Kanyaku in this world and the extent to which his personality is distorted are extraordinary. Whether he takes away the Holy Grail or is castrated, there is no doubt that he will somehow be revived again through some mysterious power. On the other hand, I would be concerned about killing him as it would be a hindrance to saving humanity in the future. If you don't have a beautiful body, it will be difficult to get cooperation from the good faction.

　That's why Chiara's Noble Phantasm, which can kill only the spirit, is perfect. I'll heal you properly once I save humanity, so for now, just stay like a delinquent. It is humane because the sleeping body is placed in a dormancy device and thrown into a warehouse.

"Yes, spiritual group check...Okay, there is no change in Alter Ego's spiritual group. Good, good."

"Hehe, of course♡ I'm currently abstinent♡"

"Yes, yes. I'm afraid you'll turn into a beast, so why don't you kill these guys?"

　How long can I maintain that abstinence? Also, depending on the doujinshi, this guy is usually cuckolded. I think if there's someone who can defeat this guy with ground fighting, it's over. Is this a world where the average old man outweighs the beasts that possess the principle of ``pleasure''...If that happens, I'll grab all the holy grails I have now and retreat to the singularity.

"I'll quickly restore my humanity and get a reward from Chaldea...and then I'll spend the rest of my life enjoying life in Hawaii or Guam. At that time, I'll go to the sex industry until I get tired of it."

　I do not want die. I want to survive. This is a natural desire for living beings.

　It doesn't matter if there are only employees whose heads are boiling over with sexual desire, or if goblins and brats spring up at the singularity. I will survive by repairing humanity. Also, I will definitely receive a mountain of compensation from Chaldea. I'll drink lots of tropical juice on the beach.

　Having changed my resolve, I carried the collapsed employee to the sleeping device. Damn, this fat guy is so heavy...!

Next time, we'll have a three-part series of

``Mysterious! For some reason, this guy sends me NTR video letters!'' ``

Why did you think I wouldn't be found out by the way he breathes so hard?'' ``

What kind of servant loses to a goblin?''

To do. Is a lie.