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Iglecion- I Hate My Life!

Hi! I’m Yoshi Nobori and I’m a virgin. I suddenly found myself reincarnated to a new world! This place is beyond my wildest dreams! Gobins, slimes, dragons, and beautiful ladies! This place is almost like a video game too! I can level up and even use magic! But everywhere I turn, it seems like nothing goes my way! I joined the adventurer’s guild to try and make money but that stupid god messed with my wishes and now I feel ordinary! I mean, ain’t I supposed to be the hero of this story and defeat the demon lord? Did I mention that I’m joined by some ridiculously overpowered party members? But here’s the catch, they’re so freaking weird that I don’t even know how we get called on like we do. One is a fruity guy who is a freaky sadist and loves bdsm, the other is some sexy elf who’s a yandere and a dominatrix who won’t let anyone near me, her “beloved,” oh and don’t let me forget about that freaky, perverted, loli of a vampire! Between them and her always trying to suck me dry, I can’t get no peace! I wish I could just die! Oh god! Why did I ever want to come to this world! I hate my life! ——— Hi everyone, CountrySaiyan here, I just wanted to say that I’m excited to start this series up! It is heavily influenced by the anime, “Konosuba” and this is no fanfic. I hope that all of you get ready for many laughs as you join Yoshi in his new life. *warning* Get ready for many anime references! Be even more prepared for spicy scenes! Humor is greatly required and alone places are recommended! ——— I hope you’re ready for the grand adventure that is Iglecion! Also! Don’t forget to comment and leave your reviews! The more people see this and higher the ranks we climb, the more people get to see what kind of bad- I mean great life our dear Yoshi will have! And finally, go check out my other fanfic book, “Even A Saiyan Can Be A Fairy” Thanks!

CountrySaiyan_30 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
4 Chs

The Girl In Black

"Whoa kid, you smell like shit!"

Yoshi was standing before a man at the stables. He had been going all over the city for the past day looking for a job. Every person either avoided him or downright denied him. 

"I don't know... You might could try your luck-"

"Sir! Please! I'm begging you!"

Yoshi gets down on his knees and is grabbing at the stable master's tunic. 

"I haven't bathed in like 4 days, I haven't had a proper meal as well, I can't afford the registration fee, hell I had to sleep in a bush!"

Yoshi begs even harder, as the man looks at him with disdain. 

"The registration fee at the guild? That is like 10 gold?"

"Yes," Yoshi hisses. 

'This kid literally doesn't have anything then, if he can't even afford such a minor fee.'

The stable master smiles slyly under his hand while he was stroking his beard. 

'Slavery was banned a while ago, but they never said anything about free labor.'

"Tell you what kid, I'll hire you." 

Yoshi sniffs. 

"You will?"

He shoots up. 

"I-I mean, t-thank you! I'll start immediately!"

The stable master holds out his hand and Yoshi reaches for it and he drops 11 gold into his hand. Yoshi looks at him with confusion. 

"Your first task is to go to the bath house and wash yourself, can't be having you smell like the stables themselves. Then you'll go register with the adventurer's guild. Once you do, you will come back and find me. Consider that an advancement in pay." 

Yoshi gasps in awe at this man's generosity. 

"You got it! I'll be back soon!" 

Yoshi zooms off into the distance towards the community bath house. 

The stable master begins chuckling to himself. 

'Richard, you devil, you done it again. Oh gods, this kid is too good. I probably can get a month's worth out of him. But maybe if I...'

He walks over to a local guard.

"Hey! Vigil my friend! I've got a awesome proposal for you!"

...

Yoshi stands in front of the guild once again. 

"It's crazy how you feel after a refreshing bath."

Yoshi smells the pleasant smell that is him now. He opens the doors to the guild and steps in. The guild had new found bustle in it than before. There are many adventurers have a great time. Some are drinking and enjoying a meal, while others are singing merry songs.

"Hi! Welcome to the adventurer's guild that is located in Falkrik! Oh it's you!"

She recognizes Yoshi and prepares her nostrils. He walks up to the front desk and she is shocked at the pleasant smell she smells. She smiles. 

"Hi. But before that, you said Falkrik?"

"I did, do you not know where you are?"

"Um, no. I don't have a map."

"Oh well in that case, here."

 She hands him a map. When Yoshi touches it, it vanishes and then some words appear in front of him.

[To access the map at any time, then head to the menu and scroll down to the tab that says "map"] 

"Thank you."

The clerk smiles warmly. 

"You're very welcome, now, how can I help you."

Yoshi lays the 10 gold on the desk. 

"I would like to register please." 

She glides the money across the counter with her hand and catches it with the other. 

"Fantastic, just one moment."

She walks back into a back room that is behind the desk and reappears with what looks like a printing machine. 

"What's that," Yoshi asks.

"This is the guild card printer. It's powered by magic and it makes and prints your own guild card. Here put this on." 

She hands him a bracelet that he slips on and it begins to glow. The printer wirls to life and begins humming as it shoots a small laser onto a card. A few more moments pass and the printer then chimes a little tune to let the clerk worker know that it is finished. 

Yoshi takes off the bracelet and awaits his card. The clerk grabs the card out and reads aloud. 

"Yoshi Nobori, weird name, um stats nothing to be really impressed about, your charisma is a little higher than normal, but other than that you're just average."

Yoshi's heart sinks after hearing that. What he thought was suppose to be an adventure full of wonder, he gets just average. Something he was back in his old life. He thought he was suppose to the hero of this story but what is he, just the average joe who somehow slays the demon lord, please, he just sign his death notice. 

She hands him his card. 

"Thanks," he mumbles. 

"Come with me to the request board and I'll explain everything to you."

They walk over to the request board and it is filled with many quests. 

"As you can see, there are all kinds of quests ranging from kill quests, to fetch quests, and even escort quests. These jobs are divided in to difficulties ranging from E rank to L rank. That includes, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, and L, L being legendary. As your current rank, being E you are allowed to take on E rank quests, but the guild association allows all adventurers to take on one rank above their own."

Yoshi nods his head in understanding. 

'Just like any other normal RPG.'

"If you wish to take on a quest, then take the request and bring it to the front desk and we will make preparations. Rewards will be given out after a tax from the guild and any items found on the quests are yours. Any questions?"

"No, but if I think of any, I'll be sure to find you."

"Ok great! Have a great day!"

Yoshi starts heading out the front door. He can't take on a quest just yet, he has to work for that stable master first. When he opens up the door, there was a girl standing in front of him. She wore mostly black and had jet black hair. Her eyes were a deep red and they had a hunger to them and she looked to be no more than 12. 

"Oh! Excuse me," Yoshi says walking around her.

"You're a new adventurer aren't you?"

He stops and turns to her.

"Yeah! I just joined."

"Out on a quest already?"

"No, I have work to do for the stable master. I had no money so he gave me some to pay for the registration fee." 

"Huh, curious." 

Yoshi cocks his brow. 

"How so?"

She waves off his question.

"Oh don't mind me. But..."

She starts sniffing the air.

"Something smells delectable." 

She gets closer and sniffs Yoshi. He shivers and jumps back. 

"Hey, what the hell are you doing!"

"You just smell so good, I couldn't help but get a whiff."

Her cheeks turn crimson red as she blushes. She lets out a soft moan. 

'Ugh, what is up with her?! Is she getting turned on?!'

Yoshi shivers again. 

"Uhhhh, yeah, listen, I got to go."

He starts to leave and she waves at him.

"Yeah, I'll see you around," She giggles.

"And soon," she whispers. 

...

Yoshi made it back to the stables and began to work. He shoveled shit and hay for the rest of the day and made sure that the horses were fed and watered. 

Because he didn't have a place to stay, he was forced to sleep in the stables. He curls up in a ball and tries to fall asleep. It was hard for him due to the musty stench of the stables and the hay made him itch, but he continued to force himself to sleep. 

Sometime during the night, Yoshi was awakened by a soft footsteps. They slowly crept closer and closer to where he laid. 

'Oh god! What is that!'

Yoshi's fear made him start sweating due to the adrenaline dump he just recieved. The footsteps stopped just short of where he laid. His heart thumping in his throat, threatening to jump out. 

Whoever is was that was standing there, leaned over and Yoshi could smell them. Sweet roses and vanilla.

They collapse onto their knees and prepared themselves to touch Yoshi. He quickly turns over and sees that it was the girl from before, and she has fangs!

"HOLY SHIT!"

She clasps his mouth shut and pounces on him. He struggles under her grasp, but she easily holds him down. 

"Now now, shhhhh, I need you to be quiet."

"mmmm. mmmm."

Yoshi nods his head and she uncovers his mouth. 

"What the hell are you doing," he hisses, "And are you a f*cking vampire!?"

His fear is like ecstasy for the vampire. The smell of it turning her on even more. She moans very softly. 

"I just need a taste, please." 

She leans down and starts to bite him. 

"F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!"

Yoshi somehow finds the strength to push her and he winds up on top of her. She giggles playfully as she is aroused even more by her prey. 

"I didn't know you was such a man. Are you going to take me first, then let me have my fun, but I need to know who it is that's about to take my virginity."

Yoshi gasps at her words and subconsciously lets his grip weaken and she turns the tables on him. He struggles once again but it is in vain as he can't break her grip. 

She leans down and kisses his neck. Then licks it. Yoshi shutters from both fear and pleasure. 

"What are you doing," he hisses. 

"I'm trying to help you of course. Don't you want some? I need some fun around here," she whispers in his ear.

"What! No! This isn't my kind of way to get it on and you're like 12! How does a 12 year old know any of these things anyways!"

She giggles.

"Oh my dear boy, I'm much older than I look. I'm actually 400 years old." 

"400-"

She puts a finger to his lips, silencing him. 

"You never told me your name, mines Cana."

She lifts her finger from his mouth. 

"Yoshi," he says. 

"Ah my dear Yoshi, I just love new bloods. When I got whiff of your scent at the guild, I just knew I had to come here tonight. Your smell, your blood, it just turns me on," she says. 

She starts to motion her body up and down slowly on Yoshi. His body starts to react but he get mad at himself for it. 

"What do you want," Yoshi asks.

Cana giggles. 

"I want some of your blood, but.... it seems like you need some persuasion and it has been awhile since I had any fun." 

Yoshi's heart threatens to explode from fear, adrenaline, and his body's lust. 

'She hasn't hurt me so far. Maybe I can let her have some blood then she'll leave me alone.'

She gets off of him and dusts herself off. Yoshi sits up quickly, clearly confused. 

"That isn't the only thing," she says. 

"What?" 

Yoshi is clearly confused at what she's getting at. 

"See, I've been watching you since you've gotten to this city, and well, I'm going to set you free from this stable master."

"Set me free? What are you talking about?"

"You've been enslaved and you didn't even know it. You had no money and he gave you very little in exchange for work, and it seems like you don't understand the currency either so he conned you."

'Damn it!'

Yoshi growls as he realised his misfortune. 

"But we'll do that in the morning," Cana says giggling. 

"Huh? What are-"

She leaps down onto Yoshi again, straddling him. Before he could react, she buried her fangs into his neck. Yoshi didn't feel any pain, no, he had pure pleasure from the bite and he lost consciousness. 

...

Morning soon came and Yoshi woke up tired and with a headache.

He grasps his forehead. 

"Ugh, I feel like I got hit by a train, and what a weird dream."

He laughs to himself.

"Almost getting bitten and raped by a loli vampire, hehe what are these dreams anymore." 

"Oh that wasn't a dream." 

The hay stirs beside Yoshi as he jumps up from the voice. The girl, Cana, from his dream was laying right there. 

"It was very much real." 

"W-W- F*CK!"

To be continued...