Living

"Please keep living my stupid hero."

'Who was that they sounded sad, I wonder if they were talking to me. Am I dying, am I her hero I don't know, but I can't just lay down waiting to find out. I have to get out of here. I have to keep living.'

After struggling to stand up that's when I see it. A door. I never thought I'd be so happy to see a door. Opening the door I see a land above the clouds that's the best way to describe it. Taking that single step I leave that red room.

(Lifeless Voice)"WARNING you have stepped onto the gods plane of existence without reaching a greater sense of purpose and your life will be expended."

*pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

'It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts'

My eyes explode and then come back. My ear drums burst and then repair, My skin peels off and regrows. The chair leg in my stomach falls out thankfully, however at the moment that the least of my worries. My blood vessels all pop and blood doesn't stop flowing out of me. My hair falls out and then grows back in. I can only breath in, and it feels like I'm swallowing fire. My nails rip off then reappear. I'm dying this I know.

'You think you can just kill me right after my great escape, no I'll keep living even if I have to die over and over again for the rest of my life. I'll keep living because I can, I don't need some greater purpose to keep living. You think only those who find themselves a purpose can keep living bullshit. I want to take more naps and suck all the enjoyment I can out of life. I'll keep living and prove your sorry ass wrong.'

(Lifeless Voice)"Greater sense of purpose realized, LIVING."

After that the pain slowly subsides and I find myself back the way I was right before I entered that damn red room. Surprisingly even the blood and hole in my cloths is gone, strange right.

"Fuck you too."

'Well at least it didn't say napping was my greater sense of purpose, or maybe that would have suited me better.'

I look around and see two fugues looking at me on is a woman with red hair and eyes the other an old man who looks kinda like Gandalf. The woman is wiping her tears and in no shape to answer my immense questions, while Gandalf is stroking his beard.

"Well hello there Gandalf could you perhaps tell me were I am?"

"Interesting, very well I am Legos God of Knowledge, and this woman is Aethenra Goddess of Nothing. You are currently on the gods plane. You were summoned to another world to be heroes for a human nation fighting against demons along with the rest of your class. To prep you for your trip you were each given to a god or goddess and they were to explain the situation to you and present you with their blessing. Your goddess was Aethenra and due to her stupidity you have arrived at this point. What had just happened to you would be easiest explained as initiation, welcome young new god."

"Ah I see so Aethenra is an idiot."

"Is that all you got from that stupid hero."

"I don't think you get to call me stupid after what you've done. So I'm a god now, hey wait what was that lifeless voice earlier Legos."

"Oh I do believe what you heard was the voice of the system that exists here and in the new world you're going to. You see the world you're going to is much like the rpg games of your old world, a world of swords and magic. Recite the word status in your mind."

'Hmm cool so like this, Status'

Name: Djinn / Age: 17 / Race: Human / Sex: Male / Class: None / Level: 0

HP: 225 / MP: 300

Strength: 15 / Constitution: 15

Intelligence: 20 / Wisdom: 20

Dexterity: 15 / Charisma: 25

Titles: Summoned, Hero, Crazy, (God of Living)

"Hey Legos what's the average stats for people in this world and also what happened to my last name, not that I mind?"

"For a normal villager about 100 HP and MP the rest would all be 10. As for last names they are given to large families of people in this world and in this world you have none."

"So my stats are really good, well I guess it makes sense I'm both a hero and a god. By the way what do these titles do, summoned, hero, crazy and god, also why is god in parentheses?"

"Ah the summoned title is given to well those who have been summoned from another world it adds a 5 to starting stats and also the common sense of the world. The hero title is given to those who are born or turned hero it adds a 2x to all stat growth. I'm surprised you managed to get the crazy title it gets rid of your alignment to good, or evil. Lastly the god title changes depending on what you are the god of, but every god title does increase add a 1.5x multiplier when calculating your HP and MP. As for what the parentheses mean even I am unsure, the least I can say is that as far as gods go you're one of a kind I guess. Well I'd live to stay and chat but you've got to get going hero."

"Wait I'm still being summoned even though I'm a god now."

"Yep summoning is one of the rare exceptions that lets a god go down to the mortal world."

"Fine I understand I'll see you later Legos, and you too stupid goddess over there, thanks."

"My name is Aethenra stupid hero."

"Well Aethenra my name is Djinn."

After I finished that sentence light started to gather around me until I was teleported away.

"Oh my I hope his name doesn't cause any problems for him down there."

"What do you mean?"

"Djinn is also what those humans call the demon gods."