Go Crazy

Another day at school, Lyavin's parents were less worried this time as they didn't get any note of their kid causing trouble. They still taught their kid how to spot red flags, without knowing what they would cause at school later.

Lyavin walked into class, going into the same corner that they and Zuzu played yesterday. After nap time, Lyavin decided to nap more. The caretakers decided to let them be, as it was one less kid to deal with.

When Lyavin started to hear Zuzu cry, they immediately got up and ran towards Izuku to see him being hit and bullied by other kids, telling him to just jump off a building. Their mom told them that hitting and death threats were flags so red they were almost black. So, Lyavin did the only their surprisingly developed yet still underdeveloped brain could think of.

They bodyslammed the leader, Bakugo, because if they bit him they might have accidentally bitten a chunk of his arm off. A gentle nibble can already bite through steel due to his "quirk", so flesh and bone would be like milk foam and long sprinkles to them. They weren't confident on holding back when angry, either.

[And it was at this time the author had a sudden coughing attack, lasting 20 minutes before retching the disgusting slime ball into the toilet. They needed about 8 minutes to recover with plenty of warm water. God. fucking. damn.]

The two slapped, punched, kicked, and elbowed each other in a pile. There were distinct words like "YOU HURT ZUZU" and "WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE!?!?" Followed by more intense fighting.

A few minutes later, the duo were sent home early due to causing trouble at the daycare. Only Bakugo went home bleeding a bit, as Lyavin's physiology was that of a condensed world eater. Bakugo would have been sent to the hospital if Lyavin really wanted to, but they knew it would cause trouble for their parents. So, they only cut him and bruised a lot of his bones. How they cut him? A sharp-ish toy that Lyavin happened to be carrying around.

Lyavin had to put a lengthy explanation of why they attacked Bakugo. Luckily, the Alexanders knew how impactful death threats and bullying would be to a young child. Unluckily, the kindergarten weren't very inclined on taking Lyavin back in, due to them fighting on the second day there.

And that is how the two friends got separated for 7 years, but one didn't have such an obsessive streak for heroes while the other made two new friends at school which they soon left because the pair of kids were complete assholes.

Bakugo [aka rabid dog] had stayed with Izuku and tormented him before moving away from those habits with good old mom's chancla and started to get buff. Like, bodybuilder buff. He also had much stronger explosions due to him wanting to show that "bloodless freak" who's better at fighting, garnering a hefty crush from his former victim, Izuku, due to his toned muscles and probably very sweaty appearance most of the time.

During the years, Lyavin had a lot of fun dressing both like a girl and a boy, tricking most of their classmates. A few saw them through, but they just ignored those few and kept tricking. One day, they would go as Lyvetta with girly bangs, clothes, and eyeliner that they had permission to use from their mom. Others, they would go as Lyann with short hair brushed to one side, sharp eyes (applied with Seran's help), and boyish clothes. The muscles were real, though, but very compact so that nobody would notice unless drawn attention to.

Nevertheless, they had a lot of fun on beach days where they would change mid-trip, taking off the top and quickly putting on shorts while brushing their hair to the side. That surely attracted a lot of attention, with confused calls of "Lyvetta!?!?" "Lyann, was that you the entire time!?!?"

Nevertheless, they had the most fun when they had people constantly guess their gender and they invited people over. When their parents were asked what gender they were, and they answered "Neither, why?"

The absolute confusion was the best thing they've ever tasted, other than satisfaction (that tasted like a warm gooseberry pie, slightly tangy with a buttery sweet taste.),

Love (Velvety bittersweet chocolate cream),

and pure Terror (blackberry ice cream [Which is very good] with caramel syrup and marasachino cherries [the red type].

Anyway, onto high school arcs, all three of them got invited to go into UA, Lyavin read over the physical tests and the students that were invited. Uraraka had an anti-gravity quirk, which prompted very fun pranks if he could get her to touch some tires.

Bakugo was mellowed out a lot, seeing that yelling and threats with precise searching did not drive away his stalker. Having to be invited to UA, all he hoped for was to beat Lyavin's face in and to rid himself of the stalker that had been following him for around since he started to work out.

Izuku also bulked up a bit, working hard to be somewhere near a hero. He had been watching Bakugo for a while, but seeing that there was competition Zuzu decided to watch from afar while getting rid of the stalker. Being accepted into UA helped, but he remembered Lyavin, who was his best friend that said that they were his friend, seeming to not care that Izuku had no quirk. They chatted sometimes, and hoped that Lyavin got an invite.