Chapter 95: Wakey Wakey Time Fo Schoo

Ramiel and Samus immediately forged themselves some papers. They were cousins that were going to go to school. Why? Because none of them ever went to one.

And high school is filled with crazy ass teenagers that will either make you mad, or laugh like crazy.

There were still a few months left before school starts and Yuna was really excited because it was right up her ballpark. While Lulu wanted to know more about the history and knowledge that the world offers.

"Really? High school? I know I'm not educated formally. But I'm sure as hell it will be boring." Samus complained and Ramiel snapped his fingers, she changed to a school uniform and he whistled. (pic)

"Sweet baby Jesus. You look smoking." Ramiel stared right at her and Samus glared at him. "Oh come on, we're all gonna enter. We'll go join clubs, eat lunch at the rooftop, play games after school, visit tourist attractions. There's tons of things to do even if we're leading normal lives." Ramiel rolled his eyes.

"Ooh, I'd like to visit those tourist attractions. I wonder if they have beautiful scenery here, right Lulu?" Yuna was pumped. She never had a normal childhood, and she thought it was just perfect.

"Yes, why are you so opposed to it anyway Samus?" Lulu questioned and Samus sighed. "Sorry, I... I just lived too long being a soldier and a bounty hunter that I can't even imagine a normal life." Samus sat down, a little sad.

"Don't worry, we'll just enjoy it for what it is yeah?" Ramiel patted her head and they went grocery shopping for some food.

When they went to the check-out, Ramiel put a gold bar on the counter and the lady who was manning the register went wide eyed.

"I... I'm sorry dear customer, we don't accept payments like that here..." Her eyebrows twitched and Samus snorted. "See? He can't even procure some funds first and tried paying with gold, what a dumbass."

"You didn't have any money either, yet you didn't tell me about it, hmmm?" Ramiel argued and they started fighting.

"Ugh, so we can't buy these things with that?" Lulu thought it was inconvenient. "We're sorry, we'll just put it back." Yuna apologized and she began returning the items.

"Hah, I haven't thought of the currency. I'll just make a damned company then." Ramiel went to a jewelry store for now and exchanged a little bit of gold for their hotel and food.

He let the girls just call room service and he started getting to work. He immediately bought a failing company after exchanging a lot of gold.

Convincing people with a bit of magic was easy. He then changed the company that deals with metal and jewelry.

Producing stocks of high quality steel, platinum, gold, silver, all kinds of metals from his inventory. He then made some gems of the highest quality as well and sold it in retail for a fair price.

He then went to various conglomerates and made deals as well as advertisements to them. Again, with a little bit of magic.

Ramiel then covered up the traces in the government. Fabricating their business as something that was already established for centuries. Having a long history in the metal industry to make some snoopers get no information.

He then set up sleeper agents all over the world in the biggest companies. Controlling everything from the shadows. From dirt to transactions, so in the occurrence of some stupid fuck trying to mess with them. They'll bury them immediately to nothingness with politics and media manipulation.

"Ahhh, all in a day's work. I'm already the illuminati in just one day, this is too easy." He sighed and went back to their hotel room.

"Honey, I'm home. I worked really hard today." Ramiel plopped down to the bed and he was seriously tired. It wasn't an exaggeration that he controls the world now.

With his will, he can cause an economic crisis to a country instantly. Drowning it in anarchy, riots, famine, and mass death.

And his net worth is already as high as the GDP of America for a whole year. "What did you do? I can sense that you did something outrageous." Samus raised a brow at him.

"I made a company! My net worth is as high as America's GDP, ain't I a hard working husband?" Ramiel puffed his chest in pride and Samus was gobsmacked.

"Y-you what!?" Samus shouted out, surprising Yuna and Lulu who were watching some TV.

"What? What did he do?" Lulu asked immediately and thought they were compromised or something.

"This guy... He turned himself into the richest person in this planet in just one day. What a monster." Samus shook her head and didn't even know how to process that information.

Yuna and Lulu went quiet and just stared at him. "What? Metals are ridiculously expensive you know? Especially uranium and some isotopes of platinum." He shrugged.

They just decided to ignore it and Ramiel bought some land in the city for now. He then immediately wanted an estate so they would have a home. But it wasn't really a big home.

Just a nice house that can house about 20 people was enough for him. The surrounding land would just be turned into a park of some sorts so they won't be disturbed by people.

Lulu and Yuna were glued to the TV, watching national geographic and some documentaries about nature.

And when it was morning, they just roamed around town. Shopping for clothes and eating some parfait. "Ahhh, my strawberry gelato is so good, Yuna. Try some." Ramiel scooped some of his gelato for Yuna.

Samus then stared right at him sneakily, but he of course noticed it. "Are you jelly? Don't worry, I'll give you some too." He spooned some of it more and offered it to Samus.

"Ahhh." She complied with a blush on her face. "Hehe, Samus is too shy." Yuna chuckled and she got even more embarrassed.

"I'm not too good with affection alright?" Samus huffed and they laughed. "But things can get a little boring. Once you've experienced our action packed life." Lulu commented.

"Yeah, It feels nice to laze around. But I want to move or something you know?" Samus agreed.

"Yes, being lazy and doing nothing will turn us to degenerates, no?" Yuna added and Ramiel gave it some thought.

"Hmmm, How about we open something that we will manage ourselves?" They've got tons of money to spend. Failed businesses won't make a dent on their bank accounts.

"But what will we open? A shop where we will just have to man the register will be more boring." Samus raised and Ramiel thought about it some more.

"Something exciting, where you'll always be on the move... Ahh! How about a restaurant? We've got a couple of months still before school starts. And we can always just be the go home club and open it up at late afternoon." Ramiel suggested.

He always wanted to open up a restaurant. And he loved to cook food and make others taste it.

"Ohhh? That's a pretty good idea yeah?" Lulu nodded in agreement and Yuna was positive about it too.

"Really? Do any of you know how to cook? I just cooked pre-prepared meals back in my bounty hunter days." Samus was a bit apprehensive.

"Oh come on, you guys can always learn. We'll create the best restaurant ever!" Ramiel hyped them up, especially because their senses were to the extreme.

They can make delicious food just by pure instinct. With the data they can get from their senses, they can theoretically just put up the best combinations their brains have processed. Just needing a bit of sharpening and they'll be the best chefs with the most complex palates on the entire world.

"I like the idea, how about we practice first? Then we'll open up a restaurant. It sounds nice, running a place that we maintain ourselves. Go home and have a nice warm meal we cook for each other." Yuna daydreamed and she thought it was so romantic.

Especially when she imagined cooking it for Ramiel and he really likes it. "I guess, let's do it then." Lulu agreed because they have nothing to do anyway.

Samus sighed and just went with the flow. "Yosh, let's start with the basics then!" Ramiel had a dream, and he will fulfill it.

They shopped for ingredients and Ramiel gave them some information about all the ingredients he could find in the internet. No matter how exotic it was. Their combinations, how to prepare them, everything.

The girls digested the information for several days. Even when they were augmented by Minerva cells, it was a lot of information. Ramiel then tested them with practicals and tests.

After it, they were given his approval. Having a title of walking encyclopedias for food and ingredients. They know everything and anything.

"Come on I'm excited, let's open up a restaurant yeah?" Ramiel smiled and the girls sighed at his eagerness. 'I guess he really needed this... He must be exhausted with all the things he had on his shoulders.' Samus looked at him fondly.

They bought a building for sale that was in a high traffic area. Within a single night, they renovated it with magic of course. Tricking everyone with a barrier spell that makes them think it's been worked on for months.

He opened up a 4 partitioned restaurant. Yuna's is a patisserie that focused on desserts all around the world.

His, french cuisine and was a fine dining area of the restaurant. Being a perfectionist and has the most control.

Samus' is Italian's as she really likes their cuisine and food. Simple, yet full of complex flavors.

Lulu decided on japanese. Because she liked bold flavors from just simple ingredients that are elevated to the maximum.

They named it Savoureux, french for tasty or delicious. As Ramiel is the owner of it.

And the fancy restaurant in the high pedestrian area of course quickly gained traffic. They gained a massive reputation immediately with Ramiel's PR department and their service.

Food at the highest level that came as quickly as fast food. Extremely good service because Ramiel only hired the best servers and waiters.

Pricing was phenomenal because they just use normal ingredients and elevate it to its highest potential with their knowledge, senses, and palate.

Nice ambiance that can serve even the most formal of personages and parties.

Not even a few weeks in, they were reviewed by Michelin immediately and got awarded 12 stars which took the culinary world by storm.

The only complaint from people, is they absolutely do not take reservations. It was a walk-in restaurant that can serve 10000 people a day.

After a day's work, they went back to their now completed home and would have a nice meal. Drink some wine, enjoy their fulfilling life.

"Wow... I never thought I'll be a chef." Samus chuckled. "I do too, it's really bizarre. But it is so fulfilling. I've come to love it and it's nice. Seeing people absolutely love your cooking." Lulu smiled.

"Yeah, right? When a little kid eats my pastries. Their eyes light up and they just absolutely love it. It makes me so happy." Yuna added.

Ramiel walked in to them after taking a bath. They were talking how happy they were with work and he gave a soft smile.

"See? Having hobby that you enjoy and turn into a job is pretty awesome, right?" He sat down on the couch, wishing that Alexandra and Tifa were there too.

"Well, we don't need sleep. But I'm pleasantly tired, how about we hit the hay?" Samus went to take a bath and the other two went to their rooms as well after saying goodnight.

"Hah, Alex. This would've been much easier if you didn't leave Gaia." Ramiel sighed and he went back to his room, reading a bit about the reports on his company because he still needs to manage it.

And when he was about to sleep, the door opened. He saw some blonde hair at the door and raised a brow.

"Samus? What are you up to? It's late you know?" He gestured for her to come in and she was blushing a storm.

"I... I was just checking on you." Samus made excuses and Ramiel chuckled. "Really? No other reason?" He smiled at her.

"Well, you did promise me a massage too. And I'm feeling pretty tight, standing all day at the restaurant." Samus fidgeted and Ramiel made her sit down beside him.

"Then I gotta give you that nice massage right?" He smirked and took out a bottle of oil.

"So, uh. Do I have to take off my clothes or something? Because they'll get in the way." Samus asked nervously and he nodded.

"I'll cover you up with a towel, don't worry." He took a towel and let her strip. "I'm ready, you can look now."

She called out to him and she was naked, lying down on his bed. "Okay, I'm not bragging. But I'll give you the best massage ever." He puffed his chest and she chuckled, relaxing a bit.

"Then give me your best shot." She calmed down and he poured some oil on his palms. Rubbing it between them to warm it up as he increased his body heat.

He then slowly, but surely put pressure on her back. "Ohhh, that's really nice." Samus groaned in satisfaction.

"Told you, and we aren't even really starting yet." He continued loosening up her muscles and Samus melted onto his bed.

Ramiel went to her legs and she twitched a bit. "Ahh~ There, I should've got a massage from you earlier." She chuckled and he kept going with a smile.

With his advanced senses of course, he noticed a peculiar sweet smell. He then spread her legs a bit and massaged her inner thighs.

"Ooh~ that's great, I didn't know my quads are that tight." Samus moaned in delight.

"Your glutes are too." He took off the towel and she stared at him for a bit, but she didn't say anything.

"These huge muscle groups are really tense, I need to work a lot on these." He smiled and started caressing her butt.

"Hmmm~" Samus didn't say anything and just gave a lewd moan.

"Ohhh, what's this? It's slick and moist. I might need to check it out." He rubbed her nether regions and she arched her back a bit. She was really sensitive because of their heightened senses.

She turned around and her eyes were glazed. Samus stared right at him and he was about to blow as well.

"Does your massage have a happy ending?" Samus bit her lip and wanted him to be all over her.

"Hmmm, it'll cost you extra." He started taking off his clothes and Samus put some oil on her chest, lubing them up nicely.

"Then let's see if it's worth it." She taunted him and he couldn't take it anymore.

___ Limit Break: Finishing Touch___

He went on top of her and kissed her, his tongue wriggling inside her mouth as she gave access. "Hmmm~" Samus moaned, delighting in their deep kiss.

"Where do you want me to massage next?" He smirked and stared at her rock hard nipples. Samus' tits having a nice sheen from the oil.

"I think you have your eyes on the prize, no?" Samus gave a smirk and he traced her collarbones slowly. Gliding his finger on her smooth and supple skin.

Ramiel arrived on her breasts and started cupping them. Giving them a nice circular massage, his palms hitting her nipples. Making her hiss in pleasure.

"Yes~ please keep going. Your big hands are massaging all the right places." Samus stared right at his eyes.

"Then how about both of them?" Ramiel played with both of her melons and Samus couldn't help but elicit a moan.

He then pinched her nipples and began his ministrations on them solely. "Hngh~ T-they're sensitive!" She cried out.

"But they're so stiff, I think they'll need a bit more work." Ramiel put one of her pink nubs in his mouth and sucked on them. Licking them from time to time and giving it a nice, soft bite.

"Ahhhn~ Ramiel, that feels electric!" Samus hugged his head and she wanted more stimulation.

"I guess it's not enough for you? Greedy girl." He smirked and Samus blushed, she wanted to finish. But it wasn't quite enough.

So he reversed their positions and made her straddle his face. "A-are you sure?" She was a bit apprehensive. He'll see her down there after all.

"Of course I am. You smell so sweet here, makes me wanna do this." He licked her slit and she put her hand over her mouth or she will moan loudly.

Her thighs tensed up and Ramiel put his tongue inside of her, exploring her insides and sensitive spots for further investigations later.

"Hngh! T-that's cheating!" Samus gasped as his tongue elongated and thickened. Hitting all of her important spots, his tongue snaking around inside her snatch.

"I'm cumming! I'm gonna cream on your face!" She cried out and she flexed her muscles. Her pussy gave his tongue a crushing grip.

"Hah, hah. T-that's awesome..." She went into a daze and enjoyed her post-orgasm high.

"I heard that ladies always pay their debts, hmm?" He looked at her after cleaning up his face and Samus stared at his dick that was already at attention.

Samus went down between his legs and ripped his boxers off. "We won't be needing that." She smiled and started jerking him off softly.

"Ladies always pay their debts, you heard right." Samus sandwiched his cock between her oiled up tits and he gave an ooh at the nice slick sensation.

Samus began massaging it between her breasts and she went a step further. Sucking the tip while giving him a nice titfuck.

"Yeah I really love your payment. Keep at it, I'm almost there." He grabbed her hair and pushed her down a little more.

She sped up and doubled her efforts, putting more pressure with her breasts and sucking harder.

"Ooh yeah! Here it comes, take it all." He pushed her head down and came in her throat, directly releasing it all in her esophagus.

Samus then sucked it clean once more and showed her tongue. "There's nothing left." She smiled and gave a sultry gaze.

"Indeed, I want to stuff another place though~" He lifted her up and Samus straddled his hips.

"Hmm, I was thinking just the same thing." She rubbed her cunt on his penis and lubed it up nicely.

Samus then pointed it at her pussy and slowly inserted it inside. "Hngh, it's so thick and hard. You're filling me up nicely!" She cried out as she stayed there for a minute to get used to it.

She then fumbled a bit in moving her hips, but she quickly got it and was having a nice rhythm. Her cheeks slapping with wet noises on his pubis.

"Samus, are you tightening up? You're like a vice grip." Ramiel hissed as Samus continued her ministrations.

"No~ I'm just twitching. Fuck, that feels good." She sped up her pace to feel more pleasure and he thrusted in tandem.

The room echoed with wet schlicks as her pussy released tons of juices. "Fuck, you're so wet and tight." He sped up too and Samus cried out.

"Ahn~ go faster! Yes, fuck me harder! I've imagined this for so long now!" Samus bounced on him like. a trampoline.

She arched her back and her vagina tightened up even more as she came hard. He thrusted like a madman and released ropes of semen in her womb, his glans kissing her cervix.

"You're cumming so much! You're filling me up!" Samus shouted and she slumped down at his chest, panting.

"Hah, hah, that was really good. I hope you have more in there." Samus reached out to his balls and he scoffed.

Ramiel manipulated their position and made her lie down, he put a pillow below her hips. He then thrusted right inside of her cum filled pussy.

"Fuck! Yes! Give it to me~" Samus moaned loudly and Ramiel smirked. "Oh I'll give it to you alright, we have tons of time to spare."

They continued fucking like rabbits, their stamina virtually unlimited. Absorbing energy from each other at intervals.

"T-they do know that even if the walls are soundproof, we can still hear them right?" Yuna stuttered and Lulu rolled her eyes.

"They absolutely know. But they don't care, use magic to block out noises Yuna. Go back to sleep." Lulu grumbled.

She then casted sleeping magic on Yuna and waited for her to go into a deep sleep.

Lulu slid her panties down and felt complicated, staring right at her wet undergarments.

"Fuck... They're making me so horny." She started rubbing her cunt and listened to their loud and steamy sex.

"Stupid couple... Making me all hot and bothered like this. Ahn~ Samus, taking his huge dick inside her tight little pussy."

Lulu began fingering herself furiously. Yuna then turned and spooked her. "Damn it... Why do they have to do it here?"

She went quieter and bit her blanket. Playing with her clit as she came. Imagining Samus and Ramiel having sex next door.

Lulu huffed, and they were still going to go at it. "Shit... They're obviously not going to stop at all." She frowned heavily.

"S-should I? No!" She was tempted to knock on their door. "What the hell am I thinking?"

Lulu cleaned up and blocked the noises with magic, but she couldn't sleep and was thinking of what was happening next door all night.

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Ramiel and Samus prepared breakfast together and they were humming a tune. Lulu and Yuna arrived at the dining table and Samus looked at them.

"Oh, good morning. Breakfast will be done in a minute okay?" She had a wide smile on her face and her skin was glowing.

"Y-you look really refreshed today Samus." Yuna pointed out and Samus blushed. "Ahhh, yes. Ramiel gave me a massage you see? I didn't know I was that tense, it made me so relaxed." She gave excuses and returned back to cooking.

"Massage my ass... You two were going at it like rabbits in heat." Lulu clicked her tongue as she grumbled.

They then ate breakfast and was going to shop today for some ingredients. Because their fridge were running low on supplies.

They went to a shopping district and Yuna pointed out something curious. "Hey, look at that diner. There's a lot of people there. Should we go check?"

Yuna's curiosity was too much and she wanted to know what's happening over there. "Let's go then, we never know. We might see something interesting there."

Ramiel went up to the place and he was surprised when he saw the name of the shop. "Oh wow... Samus, Lulu. I know what we're gonna do today." He smirked and made a call immediately.

It was a shock for him that he didn't manage to find that school on his radar.

"R-Ramiel... Why are they twitching and fidgeting like that when they're eating that fried rice?" Yuna was weirded out as the high school girl that was judging two different fried rice looks like she got sexually excited.

"I don't know what to tell you Yuna. I don't know." Ramiel shook his head and was out of ideas, it was truly a mystery.

"This one's the winner." The girl pointed at a fried rice at the side of a red head man. His son then deflated from the loss once again.

"Bwahahaha! Soma! That's what? Your 500th loss already?" The man guffawed and the teen glared at him.

"It's just 489! I'll definitely win the next round old man!" They argued and Ramiel was sure they were in a pretty interesting world, the scene just confirmed it.

"Hoh? A competition, is it?" Ramiel stated and everybody stared at him and his companions. They were not only absolutely beautiful, they also had an aura to them that commands respect.

"Welcome, would you like to judge?" The red head man asked. He had a feeling that they were some kind of important people.

"Well, don't mind if we do? Come on guys, let's test their fried rice. My sister loves fried rice, so this is nostalgic." He sat down with the group and they tasted them.

"Hmm? This is overcooked, not enough salt, too much toppings, too much oil, heat is too high when it got cooked, spring onions are wilted, vegetables are too soft, wok hay is too strong and it has a burnt aftertaste, ground pork is a bit on the tougher side, shrimp is a bit rubbery. But all in all, I'd give this a 1 out of 10. Enough for a home cook." Yuna graded.

Everybody was shocked. She graded it so brutally. It was basically murder to a chef. Yuna then noticed that everybody was looking at her. And Soma's father squinted his eyes.

'That settles it... These people are at the top of the culinary world. She dissected Soma's fried rice of its imperfections to the limit. It was basically an execution.' He started getting nervous.

Yuna didn't notice anything wrong as she tilted her head. Ramiel then gave the other dish to her. And she started testing it.

"This has a nice taste to it, each grain is coated evenly with oil. But it's a bit too oily due to the pork. Wok hay is nice, it gives it a smoky flavor. But was cooked a few seconds too long, it still has a bitter aftertaste, this has garlic but the cook didn't consider its sharpness and added a bit too much, overpowering the taste of the vegetables. Other than that no complaints, a solid 3 out of 10." Yuna put down her spoon.

Soma was absolutely shocked, Yuna still dismantled his father's cooking and he did a taste test himself. The only thing he had in his mind was his father's fried rice was pretty much perfect.

"Dad, who are these guys? Are they just insulting us or is it true?" Soma whispered to him and he shook his head. "They're the real deal, Soma... These guys are at the top of the culinary world."

Ramiel, Samus, and Lulu tested them too. And they just tasted a few grains and put down their spoon. "The old man's is much better, it's good enough to be served in restaurants." Samus commented.

"All 4 of us to the old man, congrats. You win!" Ramiel chuckled and he bowed lightly. "And you, don't be too down now. We'll meet each other soon. Improve and struggle." Ramiel and the others left.

The shop's tense atmosphere disappeared when they left. "Old man... How good are they?" Soma asked.

"Based on their level, I honestly don't know." He was stumped.

When Ramiel and the others returned to their home, he received a call. "Hmmm? Ramiel speaking."

"I see, then we'll be entering without any problems? Thanks, bye~" He ended the call and the girls listened in.

"A culinary school? But we're already chefs right?" Samus questioned and Ramiel smirked. "It's because it will be entertaining, kukuku~" Ramiel laughed like a villain.

"There he goes again, do you really wanna mess with high schoolers?" Lulu rolled her eyes and Ramiel laughed.

"Of course! High schoolers are emotional, they'll all get pissy and will try their hardest to defeat you. Isn't it fun to see them struggle and improve?" He explained and Samus sighed.

"You just want to see them struggle." She deadpanned at him and he ignored her comment.

They then slept to prepare for their restaurant tomorrow morning. Ramiel then taught them how to have body doubles like a kage bunshin. So they can continue their restaurant even if they go to school.

After some waiting, he woke up the fastest and started bothering them. "Wakey, wakey, time for school." He had a shit eating grin and they glared at him.

"It's 5 o'clock in the morning Ramiel..." Lulu was annoyed. "Yeah, and isn't it just the entrance ceremony today?" Yuna rubbed her eyes.

"The early bird catches the worm! Let's go!" They went to their garage and fired up their supercars.

Ramiel drove a Bugatti La Voiture Noire, Samus drove an aggressive looking Lamborghini Veneno, Yuna opted for a classy one and was in a rolls Royce boat-tail, while Lulu used the Regalia.

Their engines roared as they sped through their new school and was granted entry immediately.

Their cars cost at least 60 million dollars. Flexing on the high schoolers as they exited their cars.

"Hmmm, this school looks good ain't it?" Ramiel admired the view of the school and they nodded. "This already looks like a top notch university with its massive land." Samus checked the surroundings.

"Ohhh, I'm so excited. This school thing seems really fun!" Yuna was bubbling with energy. "Slow down there, this might also be incredibly boring you know?" Lulu patted her and smiled.

They entered the premises and noticed a lot of people gathering in a hall. Everybody then came out running in terror.

"What's with them?" Yuna raised a brow and they went inside of the hall. There, they saw a blonde and a fuchsia haired girl. (pic)

"As expected, a bunch of failures. That's all in my itinerary here right? Then I will complete my dish in my personal kitchen." The blonde haughtily swayed her hair.

The other one then drooled and the blonde noticed. "What's the matter Hisako? Do you want to taste my dish? You greedy girl?" She held Hisako's chin.

"Y-yes. Erina-sama." Hisako blushed and Samus was weirded out. "Why are two lesbians having a steamy moment over here?" She raised a brow and they were shocked.

"Ahhh! It's you guys, so you're applying for this school too?" Soma shouted out and Ramiel waved at him.

"Not really, we're already in. We just got interested so we checked the place out. So, entrance exam you say? What's the thing to cook?" Ramiel was curious.

"She says the main ingredient is eggs. Just make something that satisfies her or something." Soma explained.

"Hmm, sounds interesting. Then can we just cook?" Yuna wanted to just cook.

"Suit yourself." Erina huffed, she saw them already in their school uniform. So they weren't lying.

"Then, Erina. Right? How about you let us start eh?" Ramiel patted her on the shoulder and she glared at him.

Soma then didn't want to get left behind and started cooking as well.

The quarter just cooked three dishes. A soft boiled egg, an omelet, and a perfect sunny side up.

They finished in just a few minutes and served it up to the judge, Erina. "Are you insulting me? Three simple dishes that you prepared in minutes, will this satisfy my palate?" She raised a brow.

"Then why not taste it for now? You talk too much." Samus shut her down and she was speechless. But it was true.

So she cracked open their soft boiled eggs and they were all perfection. It even didn't stick to the shell while still having a jello like consistency.

Erina tasted it and of course it was just normal eggs. But the consistency, the cook, the efficiency were 100% perfect. She had no qualms about it and it was the best tasting soft boiled egg she had in her life.

Next was the omelette. It was just a simple french omelette with chives inside. But she was stunned in how it looked.

'S-so beautiful... It's so glossy and smooth, no dents, no nothing. No! The important part is the taste.' She cut into it and its outer layer was completely round, and the inside was cooked into runny scrambled eggs. A textbook french omelette that even the best chefs struggle with.

She then put it into her mouth, but she moaned in delight. Fidgeting like a sex offender in public.

"Uhhh, is she having an orgasm?" Lulu thought that there was something really weird in the world they were in.

Erina's eyes rolled to the back of her head as she felt like she was being tucked in to a bed of soft and fluffy eggs.

"I-it's perfect... The eggs are dominant, the butter, not too much, it's soft, silky, smooth, perfectly seasoned, the curds are velvety, the chives balance the milk and fat of the butter... T-this is simply perfection." Erina dropped down on the ground and admitted defeat.

"You're gonna see more of that here. The people here are weird." Ramiel whispered to everyone.

Meanwhile, Soma was hard at work at his dish and served his while Erina is having an existential crisis due to egg dishes.

"Yukihira secret menu number 8! Seasoned rice!" Soma served a bowl of rice, topped with some eggs that were scramble finely.

"Hoh, that looks nice Soma. But isn't your melting gelatin gonna dominate the flavor of the eggs? You basically made gelatin out of chicken bouillon. Eggs won't be the star of the show. It'll be a flavor enhancer because eggs can carry tons of flavor." Yuna gave him a lecture and he froze.

Erina ate it still and she chewed. "You pass." Erina gave him the pass, but she still looked so lost. Because she cannot take the omelette from earlier out of her head.

She then walked slowly to the exit. "What's wrong with her? It's just an omelette?" Samus was concerned.

"You didn't use magic, did you? That's a big no no Ramiel. It's cheating, only our food can be enhanced with magic. They'll have a sensory overload you know?" Yuna chided him.

"I did not, I just served her a traditional french omelette. People here are just overdramatic." Ramiel shrugged and they left.

Soma then looked at the food they cooked and left behind. He took a piece of it and tasted the thing. His knees trembled immediately. It was like he was having a panic attack.

"T-this is unreal... How can anybody cook a damned omelette like this?" Soma stared at it like it was a dish that will either kill you due to its goodness, or be an unforgettable experience for the rest of your life.

"Old man... It seems that there are some impossible obstacles here..." Soma grinned and he thought that they will be his goal from now on.

"I don't know for sure, but the reaction of that girl was really amusing. I think it would really be fun here." Samus laughed.

"What do you mean amusing? It's totally scary you know? She looked like she was having a sexual climax." Lulu retorted.

"Well, if all of them are like that... Then it's surely going to be a unique experience." Yuna gave a wry smile.

"Told you, this place won't bore us. It's also action packed! They'll be fighting for spots to pass. And let us see how they try to get pass through the top, it will be amusing. Don't you think so?" Ramiel smirked and he will definitely have fun seeing them struggle, only to have a towering mountain in front when they meet the four of them.

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Thanks for reading everyone, I wanted a pretty chill place for them to relax for a bit. And this place is pretty nice. Without battles, just cooking. Anyways, ciao.