15 Devil Bulma

Chapter 15

Devil Bulma

"Oh no we are all out of gas!" Bulma said worriedly to which Goku asked naively "How can we be out of gas? What kind of butt is that?"

I cracked up hearing him. Still, to not get embarrassed, I explained to him that fuel is called gasoline and gas for short.

Then he asked me what gasoline was and then I had explained it to him in simple terms "Think of it as a food for the machines like we need some food to work, the same way some machines need gasoline to work"

I ignored his answer "why didn't you say that in the first place?"

In meanwhile Bulma asked "Oolong, can you turn into gasoline to get us to shore?"

"You are kidding me, right? No, I can't, I'd get used up," Oolong said when it looked like Bulma wasn't kidding.

Bulma then asked him to turn himself into an oar so that she can get some gas out of the hoi poi capsule which he did reluctantly. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that she had a capsule dedicated to just storing gasoline. That way she could fill the tank whenever one of her vehicles runs low on fuel.

Goku being totally ignorant asked what an 'Oam' was. Now I could have jumped into the water and push it from behind to get them ashore but my clothes were all dried up and I didn't want to get them wet when I could simply enjoy Oolong's misfortune.

Bulma explained and instructed him to use the paddle – Oolong. Goku didn't take much time to get us ashore by rowing. Meanwhile, all Oolong did was complain when Goku paddled the boat with him.

After I tied the boat, Bulma and Oolong got out of the boat.

"Hey! I came in handy, right? Now gimme your panties" Oolong said childishly. That damn pig seriously had one-track mind.

"You think it's that easy to get a girl's panties. You are mistaken" Bulma said shattering his dream.

"That's not fair! You promised! Just one pair! Come on!" He said getting frustrated but Bulma totally ignored him.

"Oh no," Bulma said patting down her pockets checking for the case "It's gone….. The case with my capsules…is gone!" She said her face getting white all of a sudden

She screamed "Geeeihhh! I must have dropped it in the river" She turned to Oolong getting an idea "I'll give you my panties if you transform into a fish and go find it" She said

"Are you crazy? This river's huge…" Oolong deadpanned

Goku asked Bulma as he was far away from us so didn't know "Huh! What's wrong?"

Bulma just wailed "I lost my capsules! Now the boat won't move, we don't have a house, no car, no bike..! We can't go anywhere now!"

"Why don't you just walk, then?" He asked innocently. I stifled a laugh.

"You are fine because you have Kinto-un" She screamed at him

"But I don't," I said.

"That's easy for you to say," Bulma yelled hysterically. "You're used to the outdoors besides there's no way I can walk hundreds of Kilometers"

"What other choice do we have," I said. "Besides it might be good for you. You know I could see some fat in you. Maybe this way you will lose that fat" I easily sidestepped her hand which was going for my head. Obviously, I was joking about her being fat.

Suddenly Goku had an amazing idea "Then how about having Oolong transform into one of those Bike things and ride him" He said.

I cracked up at the last lewd part. Bulma's expression did a 180-degree change "That's a brilliant idea hey Oolong chan" She said turning back.

I already noticed Oolong sneaking off. Now I could have stopped him but where is the fun in that. He won't learn his lesson without him experiencing a little pain.

They both got angry when they both noticed him missing "That jerk! He ran away didn't he?" Goku asked before going away on the Nimbus cloud. I just shrugged and sat down. I wasn't going to waste any energy in finding him out. It's not like Bulma didn't have a plan.

When even Goku couldn't find him after flying on the nimbus, Bulma used her weapon at last "Alright then I'll just have to do this….. Pill, Pill, Pill, Pill, Pill"

After a few seconds, she continued "Hey Oolong chan, you got diarrhea, didn't you? That piece of candy you ate was actually one of my inventions! It's called PP candy and whenever I say Pill, Pill, the person who ate it, will have diarrhea. So hurry back or I'll say it more" She said in a very evil voice. Somehow I repressed a shudder that went through my spine. That woman was pure evil.

Suddenly Goku took out his power pole and pointed in Bulma's direction "You really are a witch" to which Bulma became confused. I sighed and explained to him that she was not a witch and just an inventor.

Oolong came out of his hiding looking pretty shaken up "I…I am s…sorry…I won't r…run any….more. P…please s…stop it" He stuttered out while begging.

"If you don't do what I say, I will do it again," Bulma said with a smirk. Oolong nodded and promised. Goku miraculously understood the exchange.

"Dammit, she really fed me something bad. Didn't she? That's really cheap. She sure plays dirty" Oolong muttered under his breath.

"I am glad I didn't eat that!" Goku said and then he took his pound of flesh from Oolong "What was it again? Pill, Pill, pill, pill"

"Stop playing around will ya?" Oolong said running to the bushes to empty his bowels. Damn, that was hilarious. We three couldn't stop laughing at all.

"You really are an evil woman, do you know that," I said turning to Bulma. She just smirked at me and said "Its effects last for an entire month. Amazing isn't it?" I just decided never to piss Bulma off or if I do, then prepare for the revenge.

Instead of letting her go, I went to the motorboat to de capsule it. Just before doing that, I dropped the safe on the boat. Bulma wouldn't check here and later I could make her check. This way she wouldn't lose them and we can make it in good time to Fry Pan Mountain after meeting Yamcha.

After de-capsuling her motorboat, I gave it to her. She got ready for the journey pretty soon "Okay Oolong! Transform into a bike" She ordered. Oolong didn't have a choice so he reluctantly transformed into an old model scooter.

"This is a motorbike? You have an old sense of taste" Bulma remarked to which Oolong replied to just get on.

"I guess it's better than walking," Bulma said before sitting on him. But the transformation didn't actually give him strength so he couldn't move after some distance and went down.

"Put yourself together! You collapsed under me" Bulma said a little bit frustrated

"Oww! It's not my fault. All I can do is change my appearance, not my power" He changed back to his natural form and continued "And besides it lasts for 5 minutes anyway and then after that, I have to take a 1-minute break"

He suddenly got a perverted smile on his face. Trust me I could recognize that smile anywhere. "But you know, if you'd like me, I could change into some panties! They got wet in the river so you aren't wearing any are you?" He said with a perverted giggle then he actually changed into a white-colored panty.

"I have confidence in my panty transformation ability. I make a great pair of panties. Feel free to put me on. C'mon don't be shy" He said. His panty transformation actually gained a blush, probably on thinking of her wearing him.

Bulma naturally took offense to that and slapped it on the ground with all her might. "How is that useful?" She screamed at him while he just moaned in the pain lying at the ground. Still, he was right she wasn't wearing any panties. If I concentrated I could see the outline of her pussy from her shorts.

"We'll have to walk, I guess," Goku said taking me out of my perverted musing. Now I could have easily carried Bulma on my back while running. And Goku could have carried Oolong with him on Kinto-un. But I wanted Yamcha to meet us so I kept my mouth shut no matter how much I wanted Bulma to press her chest on my back. Moreover, I was sure that somehow Bulma will get on Goku, and, I will have to carry that damn pig so that was one more reason to be quiet.

With that, we continued our journey. It was still morning after all.

..

DAY 6:

10:40 am: Oolong again tried to run away when we landed as the fuel of the motorboat ran out

1:30 pm: We stopped for Lunch

2:30 pm: Started the journey again

...

Power levels:

Bulma: 04

Goku: 43+; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (431) (.1 increase due to all the sparring, etc)

Baali: 49.5; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (495)

Oolong: 4 (only due to transformation ability otherwise its 3)