Let them sort it out

Shockwaves and fireballs went rampant in front of Sabaku as he stood their with a look of disappointment on his face. No point being angry as if you cry for the stupid you'll be crying all day. He tried to attack dabi while he was distracted but the unthinkable happened. Midoriya kicked his sand projectiles away and screamed at him.

"NO CROCODILE!!!! He had shigaraki's quirk so your desiccation won't work on him. Sand blades would kill him". Sabaku just scrunched his face and replied "that's the idea, he's a goddamn cannibal who wants you on the menu next" but that went in one ear and out the other. If he can't cut him and can't punch him or dehydrate him then tf is he doing here.

Then Midoriya took a hit, dabi monologues about how he was thrown away by his father and his broken mother. His grandparents despised him because of endeavour and his actions towards his wife so they took it out on him but he was offered a chance. To be the next All for one. Then some more bullshit about how he became a nomu to survive his quirks and endure AFO but secretly had a mind hero help establish mental blocks so he could fully control the quirk.

Deku squealed and powered up again while dabi grew spider legs and started striking with them. Sabaku has been ignored, this hurt his ego a little. Almost let out a conqueror blast from pure rage but quickly got it under control. Then the duo grappled and started fighting in the mind scape but Sabaku could sense it and view it through observation haki. The other one for all users appeared and helped izuku fight him off so they could rescue nana's grand son.

Sabaku predicted that AFO would attack dabi's mind about now. It happened shortly after and his body began transforming. Then he shot out nomu from his back like a wet gremlin after dark. While they began their epic battle "hey deku imma go deal with the nomu, you got this". So he turned and jogged towards the city.

On his way he saw bakugo blast last him screaming "deku!!!!!" Then he heard several small explosions followed by a *puchi* noise and then "katchaaaaaaan". Sabaku spoke to himself.

"Calm down, they're just going dragon ball z, he was just yamcha. He's going to power up". "75%!!!!! Full cowl striker style!!!! I'll never forgive you!!!!" Yep that was it. Sabaku continued his jog and met Aizawa. "Crocodile situation!!" "Dabi swallowed shigaraki and became the new AFO, deku wouldn't let me fight him because he thinks I can't hurt him for some reason. They mind fucked for a bit through their quirks then dabi became a spider gremlin. I'm going to hunt the nomu and bakugo is a yamcha".

Aizawa blinked and then growled " I don't know what a yamcha is but it sounds disappointing. I'm heading to try and suppress dabi then while stalling for the other pros. I saw three green missiles heading to the city so I assume they're the nomu. Get to work and coordinate with the others". A curt nod then back to jogging.

Sabaku reaches the city and saw one of the nomu, it looked like a green Koro sensei and was currently being kicked into the ground by Mirko so he left her to her stress relief and searched for the other two. He closed his eyes and sensed for one, it was mounting ochako which was bad so he used desert trails and raced towards it.

He found that the nomu was shape shifting and muttering to uraraka about love, blood, stain-sama, deku-kun. Wait a minute is that himiko toga?! I thought I beat her bitchass already. Guess they made a nomu out of her, I wonder if Disney has Mulan in this universe. Sabaku was about to strike but kamui woods and edgeshot appeared and tackled the toga nomu away.

She grew blades on her body and numerous mouths that were sucking on the air. Time to punch her, he ran towards the toga nomu to give her the good ol gender equality but another hero stopped him. It was death arms!! That guy who was there in the first two seasons. He haymakered toga towards more pros.

Uraraka flew towards tsu ignoring him and they began a heated debate about deku and how he needs there help. I mean mentally I guess though he seemed to have the situation handled. Now to search for the third nomu, it was flying above them looking like the green goblin and throwing flaming orbs that looked like pumpkin bombs.

Sabaku was about to jump at it but the goblin got webbed and yanked away by arachnid, that was mina's internship sponsor. If he's here then that means *eyes get covered* "guess who~" he smiled "a raccoon?" "Close~" "squirrel girl" the grip on his head increased "getting colder~" "my lovely girlfriend and life partner Mina". "Ding ding you win a prize".

She said before removing her hands and showcasing her "prize". A beautiful woman in a military suit that was bright green and on fire. It looked like an opposite of esdeath, the hero burnin. "Did you seriously seduce her while we are in the middle of a mission". Mina tilted her head and said in a playful tone "maybe~". Haiz this girl, her libido is bottomless but her body can't keep up.

I looked towards burnin whose fidgeting while grinding her thighs together. "Mistress can we please go help endeavour-san before you punish me?" Oh Christ! She actually broke this girl with her quirk. For those of you who haven't read a certain literature you may not know but Mina can produce an aphrodisiac from her quirk and has been improving on it. It doesn't have much of an effect on me because of granny tsunade's tolerance genetics which I inherited and improved with training. But for a normal woman it's like instant extra strength viagra.

During our escapade in the apartment with the others things got freaky with Mina playing as the main wife who likes to break in the concubines. She does this through her quirk that is constantly improving so she must have dosed burnin at one point and broke her in or something.

"For real though Mina she's right. We can have fun later and you can tease Mirko about how you stole her crush later. We have to help deku" "uhhhh but that guy whines so much, plus he's like one of the perverted trio of the first years alongside monoma who touches people and that balls kid from 1-D."

Had to break out the stern stoic gaze to get her to be serious. She flinched and tried to make me stop so I lowered my eyebrows. This look makes her squirm a little as it gives back bad memories of training. "Fffffine then let's go" she said while web slinging away. Me and burnin jumped and made constructs to jump off of with our quirks. Hers lets her manipulate fire in anyway she pleases as long as she can see it or feel it.

I made small talk with her and it turns out she's just like the other girls who are on the curious end. Most heroes are sexually promiscuous as it turns out due to the high stress environment and the likelihood of death. She then spoke about a lizard girl who hit on her called habuko mongoose who hit on her when she had to do a talk at her hero school. I laughed as I remember meeting that girl during a training thing at UA. Thought she had a boyfriend but whatever.

We landed at the spot I left them and found the place to be a war zone. Deku has achieved true saitama status as a broccoli while bakugo is being treated by rock lock. Aizawa is missing a leg and has an eye injury in his left eye. Endeavour is being curb stomped by dabi and grab Torino is cradling shigaraki who is now free I guess? I think it's best to let them sort this out.