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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

Shit rabbit

Wu Gang laughed even worse. He was about to nauseated the rabbit again when he suddenly found that something was wrong. Where did the rustling grass come from?

Wu Gang is going to go around to the other side of the rabbit to see the situation.

As a result, Qin Shou followed around and didn't let him see.

"Stop!" Wu Gang suddenly had a bad feeling and shouted.

As a result, Qin Shou ran away!

Wu Gang could see clearly that his straw sandals were only half the size of the shoe!

Qin Shou ran and shouted, "Wu Gang, do you think I'm stupid? Your shoes are magic weapons! Are they dirty? The fairy's shoes are spotless! Besides, I want to live. Don't say you wear them. I will eat them even if they are dirty!"

Qin Shou is not exaggerating. If he were alone, he would rather starve than eat.

But at present, with one more Chang'e as a concern, he will never allow himself to die.

In order to survive, let alone eat a shoe that is cleaner than anything on the earth. Even if he eats really dirty shoes, he will do it!

This is Qin Shou, who looks dissolute and unruly, but in his heart, he is a stubborn bull who knows the direction and never turns back!

Wu Gang was really worried this time and shouted: "Dead rabbit, if you eat my shoe, I will chase you to your house!"

Qin Shou heard this and creaked. He braked urgently. His ears stood up and his eyebrows raised, and he said, "What do you say?"

When Wu Gang saw this, he had an idea and looked at Qin Shou with a bad smile.

Qin Shou suddenly had a bad premonition. Is his most worried thing still going to happen?

Just listen to Wu Gang and say with a bad smile, "When I go to your house, don't blame me for telling Chang'e all your crimes!"

As soon as Qin Shou heard this, his ears immediately dropped down, and he patted his mouth and asked; "Wu Gang, have you talked about objects before?"

Wu Gang was shocked. He didn't understand why Qin Shou asked this question. He shook his head subconsciously and said, "No, why?"

Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang sympathetically and threw his shoes at Wu Gang and said, "Nothing... give it back to you. I'm afraid of you."

Wu Gang said, "Are you afraid? So you are afraid of this!"

Qin Shou said: "You are wrong... I am not afraid, but suddenly feel that they are all single dogs, but I am ten years old, and you are a million years old. I just sympathize with you."

"What single dog?" Wu Gang asked puzzled.

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "It's all right. Let's go. See you another day."

"Go away, you will never see again!" Wu Gang raised his leg and was about to kick again!

As a result, Qin Shou was not afraid. He looked up as if stars appeared in his eyes. He looked longingly at Wu Gang's slightly raised left foot.

Wu Gang looked at his shoes and quickly changed one foot.

The result was a whoosh!

When he looked up, the rabbit had only a white spot left, and the smoke behind his butt was pulled high, just like a motorboat on the sea.

Wu Gang was speechless. He put on his shoes, only to find out sadly that the shoes could only block the back heel, and half the soles of his feet were outside

"Shit, is this rabbit a dog? Bite everything!" After cursing, Wu Gang shook his head and went back with his pants. He didn't think about anything all the way. He was wondering how to prevent the rabbit from making a black mouth on what he had left.

No matter what Wu Gang thought, Qin Shou was bouncing home, touching his belly and sighing, "I don't know what it is made of. Even eating magic weapons, it is just a stretch, and there seems to be no limit to this stretch."

Qin Shou shook his head and thought of what Wu Gang had said. It was a disease, a loss of innate vitality, and not a general loss. Without massive vitality, he could not be cured.

In the past, he thought that mass means satiety. Now, this definition is really mass!

After a bad day, Qin Shou was stuck in his throat, and the pressure in his heart could not be relieved.

However, after returning to his cave door, Qin Shou immediately hid all the pressure from his face.

No matter how much you worry, you can't take it home!

This is Qin Shou's principle. It's good if the sky and the earth collapse outside and he is bruised all over. Before going home, he must clean up and leave no trace.

In his own words, what kind of man is a man? He can carry all the sorrows on his own. He can drag them home and let his wife, children and parents worry and fear?

Similarly, in Qin Shou's view, there is nothing that can be resolved when he comes home to see his beloved relatives.

So he is really relaxed, not pretending.

"Where did you go again? Look, I've got a lot of osmanthus! Come and have some!" Chang'e immediately called Qin Shou to eat as soon as she saw Qin Shou.

Qin Shou looked at the osmanthus and made a bed!

The fragrance of osmanthus pervades the whole cave, and the fragrance of flowers is in the breath and nose.

Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and said, "If you don't worry about eating and drinking, there are so many flowers here every day. In fact, it's good to stay here."

For the first time, Qin Shou had this idea, and then this idea began to take root in his heart

"What are you doing? Go to eat." Chang'e knocked Qin Shou's head.

Qin Shou laughed and said, "I'm full. What else can I eat? You eat, I'll watch."

Chang'e said with concern in her little bully, "No! You must eat! Eating more is only good for you, but not bad. You are still healthy."

Qin Shou followed with the same words: "What body do I grow? It's so big. You only grow body."

Chang'e was shocked and asked, "I am so old, what else do I grow?"

Qin Shou glanced at Chang'e's chest, but his eyelashes were long. After watching the film for many years, he looked at the whole screen at once, and returned to his position in an instant. His face was not red and his heart was not jumping. At this moment, he played his best!

Sure enough, the careless Chang'e didn't see Qin Shou's cheap glance at all. Instead, she stood on her hips and said, "Do you want to eat?"

Qin Shou looked up with a generous expression and said, "Don't eat!"

Chang'e is not a reactionary after all. She can't think of torture such as pepper water on the tiger stool and cold water on the whip.

So Chang'e flatted her mouth and said angrily, "If you don't eat, I won't eat either! Let's starve to death together!"

Qin Shou saw that Chang'e was angry, and immediately urged him to go over and say cautiously, "Are you angry?"

Chang'e pouted and ignored Qin Shou.

Qin Shou pulled two rabbit ears and pulled them under his chin, like a small hat. His eyes turned and he had an idea. He leaned over and said, "Otherwise, let's play a game. Who will lose and who will eat?"

Hearing this, Chang'e immediately became interested and asked, "What game?"

"Have you played with stone, scissors and cloth?" Qin Shou asked.

Chang'e shook her head

Qin Shou was speechless for a while. Sure enough, the world is different, and many things are different. This girl has not even played with stone, scissors and cloth.