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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

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<p _msthidden="56" _msthash="20491" _msttexthash="19613722245">"Less! Er... dead rabbit, do you want to die?" Wu Gang answered subconsciously, and then found something wrong and scolded.

Qin Shou was not afraid, holding his arm, squinting his eyes, and looking at Wu Gang like a fool, he said, "Am I wrong? You have cut down for millions of years, but this tree is still like a bird... Do you think you can cut down for millions of years, tens of millions of years, and have any different results?"

Wu Gang was slightly shocked when he heard this. I thought that this cheap rabbit would be so troublesome, but I didn't expect that what he said was reasonable, like a rabbit talking seriously.

To be lonely, Chang'e is not the loneliest on the moon, because she has always been accompanied by a rabbit.

Wu was really lonely just now. There were no rabbits, only one tree

Wu Gang, who has been lonely for many years, still yearns for someone to chat with him in his heart. Now there is such a rabbit. Although he scolds, he still likes someone to chat with him in his heart. Even if it is a fight, it is better than a person in a daze.

Now that the rabbit has reformed and wants to have a good chat, Wu Gang's tone is also a little better. He shook his head and said, "You don't understand, I know that I should chop if I can't fall. Sometimes, punishment is not for the purpose of chopping. That guy wants to see an attitude."

Qin Shou patted his lips and said, "You think it's attitude. Maybe people have forgotten you. Has he come to see you for so many years? Has he paid attention to what you are doing?"

Wu Gang subconsciously shook his head

Qin Shou spread out his hand and said, "That's all right. You have long been forgotten. Let me say that you should do something meaningful and interesting in your next life! Instead of continuing to be boring, meaningless, and unable to see the pain of tomorrow."

Wu Gang smiled: "What meaningful things can we do on the broken moon? It's better to cut down trees!"

Qin Shou said, "Who said no?"

Wu Gang said with a bit of surprise, "Oh? Yes? Tell me what is more meaningful than cutting trees."

Qin Shoudao: "Look, you have wasted so much time and life doing meaningless things. In my opinion, you might as well open your mind, discard your past grievances, accept an apprentice, teach the other person what you have learned all your life, and then pass all your skills to the apprentice. All the treasures are given to the apprentice, making the apprentice extremely powerful. Finally, help you to revenge, sweep the sky, and save you from going out. After you go out, you don't need to cut this continuous break Tree! "

"Ha ha, then kill?" Wu Gang asked.

Qin Shouli took it for granted: "Of course, which one you like to cut! Well, it seems to be off the topic. In short, what do you think of my proposal just now?"

"Take an apprentice? Ho ho, who will take an apprentice?" Wu Gang put down his axe and asked Qin Shou with a smile.

Qin Shou pointed at himself and said, "What do you think of me?"

Wu Gang laughed and suddenly pointed at Qin Shou and said, "Someone is coming."

Qin Shou unconsciously turned back. Wu Gang tightened his pants, raised his leg, kicked him and shouted, "Fly!"

The rabbit flew in response!

Wu Gangshuang laughed and said, "The butt is still soft... hey? Where are my shoes?!"

Wu Gang suddenly found that the shoe on his right foot was gone, and his big bare foot was a little messy in the wind

Then there was a roar in the forest: "Dead rabbit, return my shoes!"

Crack!

A rabbit fell from the sky and fell to the ground. After several somersaults, it stopped with its face on the ground.

Qin Shou raised his head and hummed, with a straw sandal in his mouth!

"Kick me? Kick me at a price! This shoe is confiscated!" Qin Shou groaned, wondering whether it was dinner or breakfast.

There was a sudden sound of footsteps behind him. Qin Shou said that he was not good. He put his shoes on the ground, sat on it, crossed his legs, whistled and looked at the sky as if he didn't know anything.

Almost at the same time, Wu Gang rushed out of the woods, and as soon as he appeared, he shouted, "Where are my shoes, dead rabbit?"

Qin Shou shook his two big ears and turned his eyes like a banger: "Your shoes, you ask me to go. What do you ask me for? I don't know."

Wu didn't believe the dead rabbit just now. He glanced at it and pointed at the bottom of the rabbit's buttock and said, "What's under your buttock?"

Qin Shou is not a big rabbit. Wu Gang is a standard one meter nine big rabbit. His feet stand up, and he is almost as big as the rabbit.

So, although it is a shoe, Qin Shou wants to hide it by his butt, which is too high to see the size of his butt.

As long as you are not blind, you can see his straw sandals at a glance.

Unfortunately, Qin Shou hid things not by his butt, but by his impenetrable thick skin!

Qin Shou looked up and said, "What? Isn't the tail behind the butt?" After that, Qin Shou exclaimed, "You can't have that hobby? I tell you, I'm a pure rabbit!"

Wu Gang rolled his eyes and said, "Get up!"

Wu Gang stamped his foot hard, and the earth roared, and Qin Shouteng was shocked into the air.

But this guy flipped in the air and took his shoes in his hand.

"What's in your hand? Is it still like denial?" Wu Gang shouted.

Qin Shou waved his hand and said with a confused face, "What is this? Isn't this a baked cake? Haven't you seen it?"

Wu Gang thought that Qin Shou was about to confess his guilt, but he ended up saying, "Son of a bitch, this is my shoe!"

"I said it was sesame cake, it was sesame cake! Do you still believe it? Let me prove it to you." Qin Shou said.

Wu Gang was stunned: "Proof? How to prove?"

Qin Shou grinned. Wu Gang suddenly had a bad feeling and shouted, "No!"

Qin Shou put the shoe directly in his mouth and snapped it down. Wu Gang's heart was broken when he heard the sound of a broken grass leaf.

Wu Gang shouted, "Be merciful! I have worn shoes for hundreds of thousands of years!"

Qin Shou almost didn't choke and asked, "How many hundred thousand years? Have you washed it?"

Wu Gang said with a black face, "What do you think? Do we have conditions to wash shoes here?"

"Ouch..."

The rabbit threw up when it covered its stomach.

When Wu Gang saw this eyebrow, he finally had a way to clean up the rabbit. His face was extremely angry, but his heart was full of sneer. He leaned over to Qin Shou and said, "I tell you, the time I said is conservative. Anyway, I have been wearing it since I grew up. Not only has this shoe not been washed, but I haven't even washed my feet. Now a pinch of it is mud. If you don't believe me, look..."

"Ouch..."

The rabbit turned its back to Wu Gang, held its shoes and bent over as if it were vomiting.