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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

See, big scissors

So Qinshou told Chang'e the rules of the game. As soon as she heard that it was so simple, Chang'e immediately became interested, and she was not angry. She took back her small mouth, straightened her chest, raised her chin slightly, and looked determined to win. She hooked her fingers at Qinshou and said cheerfully, "Come on, little rabbit, I will hold you up on behalf of the moon!"

Qin Shou heard that there were black lines on his forehead. He subconsciously looked at Chang'e's hair color. It was black, not gold. This girl was not the psychopath of Shuibingyue... It looked like a collision of words.

Qin Shou looked at Chang'e's lovely appearance, but also rose from it. With one hand on his waist, and one hand with his paw pointed at Chang'e and said, "Come on, little girl, I will hold you up on behalf of the moon!"

"How dare you learn from me?"

"Learn from you!"

"Hold you up!"

"..."

Qin Shouyi looked up. Who is afraid of who!

As a result, Qin Shou regretted it! Although his rabbit's paws are more flexible than those on the earth, he can catch something, hit someone or anything.

But play with stone, scissors and cloth?

Who can tell him how to play with his small round claws, which are chubby, tender and tender, and even can't see clearly with his fingers?

As a result, Chang'e is a pair of scissors!

Qin Shou looked at his fat, round and smooth little paws, and it was clearly scissors, but this Nima... not to look carefully, to ponder, that is cloth!

"Ha ha, you lost!" Chang'e smiled proudly.

Qin Shou said reluctantly, "I'm scissors, not cloth!"

Chang'e looked up and said with a bad smile, "Ouch, the little fleshy paws can bend their fingers? I can't see it! Anyway, what I see is cloth! Eat!"

Then Chang'e grabbed a handful of osmanthus and put it into Qin Shou's mouth.

Qin Shou shouted, "No, change the game."

Chang'e shook her head and said, "No, I wasted so much energy to learn this game. Do you want to change the game? How can I do that?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes. How can such a simple game waste energy? The girl made it clear that she was going to cheat!

The problem is that Qin Shou has nothing to do.

So Qin Shou said, "I promise, the next game will be more fun."

Chang'e continued to shake her head and said, "No! There is not so much energy to study."

Qin Shou said, "Are you so stupid?"

Chang'e said with a proud face, "It's so stupid!"

Look at Chang'e's clear and silly appearance.

Finally, Qin Shou had no choice but to continue to play with Chang'e, and then was cut by Chang'e with scissors, cut flowers and water, and ate osmanthus all over her mouth

Seeing that he had eaten several osmanthus, Qin Shouxin said, "This is no good!"!

He came back after eating, but Chang'e hasn't eaten yet!

Thinking of this, Qin Shou had an idea and said, "Don't play!"

"Why?" Chang'e asked angrily.

Qin Shou said, "It's not fair. You will tell me what I produce. If you want to continue to play, you must look at what I produce."

Chang'e said, "Your little paw? I can't see what you are doing until I get close."

Qin Shou said: "In any case, when we play games, we should also have scientific spirit and be rigorous! Understand? Be rigorous!"

"What is science?" Chang E asked dumbly.

Qin Shou was speechless for a while, and said to himself: Is this the legendary generation gap?

It is impossible to explain because the explanation is not clear.

So Qin Shou simply cut the topic and said, "Don't care what science is, be strict anyway! If you agree, we will continue. If you disagree, I will not eat."

Seeing that Qin Shou seemed angry, Chang'e came up to her and smiled with a cautious look. "Angry?"

Qin Shou looked at Chang'e's advice, and finally got the upper hand. He immediately put up the shelf, turned his head, puffed his cheeks and pouted like Chang'e, and looked very angry.

As a result, before Qin Shou could get angry, he was hugged by Chang E, and then heard Chang E's cheerful laughter: "Wow, how cute your little cheeks are!"

Qin Shou is said to be cute. In his heart, a hundred thousand Cao Nima flew by. What he wants to hear is majestic!

At this moment, a gust of fragrant wind came, and a soft, cold touch came from his face. It was as if his whole body had been shocked by electricity, and his soul trembled with it

Qin Shou widened his eyes and looked at the sweet lips of Chang'e leaving. He had only one thought in his heart: "Is my first kiss so deprived?"

Qin Shou was not reconciled. He shouted, "Wait!"

Chang'e was stunned: "What's the matter?"

Qin Shou said: "Do you kiss me without saying hello? I haven't felt anything yet, so you ran away. Are you too irresponsible? Can you pull the hair off my face before kissing, and everything is blocked by it?"

Hearing this, Chang'e directly gave Qin Shou a big white eye and said, "I will not give it to you next time!"

"And the next time?" Qin Shou stared at the boss!

Chang'e said, "Yes, what's the matter?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Nothing... nothing..."

Qin Shou was wondering where to get a knife and shave the hair off his face, otherwise, it would seriously affect his sense of touch!

The kiss of the first beauty in the myth was blocked by a face of hair, and the loss was too great!

Chang'e didn't know what Qin Shou was thinking, but asked Qin Shou, "Are you angry?"

Qin Shou said: "If you play with me with a stone, scissors and cloth fairly, I won't be angry. Say well in advance, the loser will be responsible for eating them up!"

Chang'e was also afraid that Qin Shou would be angry again, and she thought she would not lose. So she nodded and said, "OK, play fair with you!"

Chang'e did not see that a proud smile flashed in the eyes of a thief rabbit

"Stone scissors cloth!"

Two people shoot at the same time!

Chang'e produced cloth, and Qin Shou produced cloth, too. However, the small claws are too small, the fingers are shorter, bent and straightened, and the difference is not too big. Therefore, Qin Shou calmly stretched out the cloth and gently hooked his hook finger to turn it into a pair of scissors.

Chang'e said, "It's all cloth, even hands."

Qin Shou said, "Look carefully before you speak."

Chang'e looked down. Qin Shou moved his index finger and middle finger and said, "See? This is a pair of scissors. It's one centimeter long! Do you see it clearly?"

Chang'e's face suddenly turned black: "What can you cut with scissors?"

Qin Shou said, "What do you care about? If you win, you can do it. If you are willing to lose, eat quickly. I will just sit on the side and watch you, but I can't do any more."

After that, Qin Shou sat proudly aside, holding his arm, shaking his big ears and smiling proudly.

Chang'e always felt that there was something fishy in it, but she couldn't figure out where the fishy was hiding, so she had to sit there and eat it with a sad face.

"What's your expression?" Qin Shou said in silence.