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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

Are you silly

<p _msthidden="75" _msthash="20489" _msttexthash="21758554948">The rabbit on the side looked up at the woman, with big eyes full of water, as if enjoying the most beautiful scenery in the world.

If there is a photographer here, I will definitely take this beautiful picture

Although Chang'e is very nagging, Qin Shou enjoys this feeling very much. He knows that Chang'e has been lonely for too long, and she needs to nag and vent

So Qin Shou accompanied him.

Wait for Chang'e to say that she is tired.

Qin Shoucai said, "Sister Chang'e, do you think we are in heaven?"

Chang'e shook her head and said, "I don't know, it should not be counted. The heaven will not be so desolate no matter what..."

Qin Shou nodded, but what the Tianbing said just now was still in his ear. He knew that this was the Tianting!

However, it is colder here than the legendary Cold Palace!

It will be barren!

"Why do you ask?" Chang E asked curiously.

Qin Shou shook his brain bag and said, "It's okay. It's boring. Just ask."

After that, Qin Shou lay on the ground, pulled out a wild grass casually and put it in his mouth. He squinted at the sky and chewed it. The rabbit suddenly did it and said, "grass?"

Chang'e frowned and said, "How can you swear?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "No, I mean, we have grass here!"

Chang'e wondered and asked, "Yes, what's the matter?"

Qin Shou said, "What's the matter? If grass grows here, does it mean that vegetables can also be planted?"

Chang'e nodded subconsciously and said, "Yes, but do you have seeds?"

Qin Shou is mute

Yes, what about growing vegetables?

He is a descendant of the Chinese people. What about the skills of vegetable farmers who have passed on for five thousand years?

Without seeds, nothing is worth mentioning.

Qin Shouneng spoke, and Chang'e said that she was very happy. At the same time, she opened the conversation box for many years, and then dragged Qin Shou to chat until midnight. Then she touched his belly and ate osmanthus casually, then stretched out and said, "Today I wasted a lot of energy and energy. I can't talk anymore. Go to bed, sleep, don't move, save energy."

Looking at the graceful figure and yawning into the cave, Qin Shou's eyes flashed with a touch of heartache, and said in a low voice, "I swear, I will be strong as soon as possible, so that you will not starve!"

After that, Qin Shou also yawned, but he didn't want to sleep, but jumped to the ground and found the bloody magic knife.

The red light on the knife has gone, and it has become a snowy knife again. The knife is not big, and Qin Shou is just holding it.

The blade has blood-colored texture and looks very mysterious.

Qin Shou sighed, "If it were on the earth, it would be a top treasure. Unfortunately, here, it would be a nail clipper."

After saying that, Qin Shou touched his belly and muttered, "You are hungry. Please pray for your blessings. If I can't find anything to eat before I am hungry, you will be the next dinner."

As soon as the words came out, the knife seemed to be channeled. The blade trembled and seemed a little scared.

Qin Shou was immediately happy when he looked at it: "Hey, are you still afraid? It seems that you are very intelligent! Well, look at your performance, behave well, don't eat you. behave badly, the rabbit turns you into shit."

The knife trembled again, as if in response to something, Qin Shou could not understand anyway.

Qin Shou said: "If you shake so hard, let's say you agree. Now, let me see how to make it smaller."

The blade shuddered and then shrunk to the size of the nail cap in the next moment. Qin Shou held it in his hand and said, "It's bigger!"

The blade turned into a big knife, several times bigger than the rabbit!

Qin Shou was immediately happy: "No matter how big! No matter how big

As a result, the blade became larger and finally rose to 40 meters before it stopped.

Whatever Qin Shou ordered, it would not rise.

It seems that this is the limit... yes, 40 meters... hey, who doesn't have eyes in the future can let him run 39 meters at ease.

Qin Shoumei happily received the knife and felt her belly. She was a little hungry.

So Qin Shou turned around and went straight to the direction of the osmanthus tree king. As he walked, he hummed a little song: "I'm hungry. I'm looking for Wu Gang... my belt is still fragrant..."

Wu Gang has been very upset recently. He is really upset!

In the past, he held the axe in both hands and swung it. It was called a tiger giving rise to wind!

Now, we should separate one hand to hold the pants to prevent them from falling down.

When I swung the axe again, I always felt a little less than I could.

Thinking of this, Wu Gang remembered the annoying rabbit. He really regretted using the treasure at the bottom of the box to revive the rabbit.

However, considering the impact of killing animals, Wu Gang would probably revive the rabbit if he did it again.

"Tut... work?" That's exactly what people think.

Wu Gang was upset when his voice rang.

As soon as Wu Gang turned his head, he saw a rabbit standing up under the osmanthus tree on the edge, leaning on the trunk with one hand, looking at him leisurely.

"What are you doing here? Fuck off!" Wu Gang subconsciously tightened his pants and began to drive people away.

Qin Shou patted his mouth and said, "Don't do that, old friend, can you give me some face?"

While speaking, Qin Shou turned on the magic power of "Baotong". As a result, Qin Shou regretted it. He only felt that the vitality in his body was rapidly lost!

He was scared to shut down the magic power and didn't dare to use it.

Even so, he also saw that although Wu Gang was not very impressive, he was all precious!

For the first time, Qin Shou felt good about the magic power of "Baotong"!

This is a sharp weapon tailored for him, which is just like home travel, killing people and stealing goods, and sneaking in on dogs!

"Lose your face and bring me back my trouser waist. Don't come yet, lose face!" Wu Gang just felt that the light in the rabbit's eyes just made him hairy, so he waved to drive away the bastard.

Qin Shou spread out his hand and said, "How can I pay back after eating all the food? Why don't I squat down a bit and you pull it open and look carefully?"

Bang!

Wu Gang's big axe fell on the ground. Wu Gang wanted to break his wrist and do some cool operation. The waist of his pants loosened, which scared him to tighten his pants quickly and instantly lost his momentum

Qin Shou said, "Don't do that. I'm here to see you for business."

"You? Looking for me? Business? Ha ha... It's business for you to leave." Wu Gang saw that he could not scare rabbits, so he simply continued to cut trees.

As a result, instead of leaving, the rabbit came over and stood at the edge to watch him cut down the tree. At the same time, he muttered, "How many years have you been cutting?"

Wu Gang: "I don't know!"

The rabbit said, "Is there a thousand years?"

Wu Gang said, "Not much."

The rabbit said, "Ten thousand years?"

Wu Gang said, "No!"

The rabbit said, "100000 years?"

"Less!"

"A million years?"

"Less!"

"Are you a fool?"