Little Heihei cried

Wuliang Sword Fairy fainted for three days and three nights.

In the past three days and nights, the Wuliang Immortal Sect obeyed the order of the founder, and the people who came with 800 sects swept all the rabbits on the Wuliang Mountain.

Eight hundred Zongmen eat rabbit feast together, braised, steamed, mashed garlic, braised.

From this day on, Wuliangshan Wubunny has become a... inexplicable story.

However, this also angered a big rabbit demon. The big rabbit demon and a group of small monsters attacked Wuliang Mountain all night long, and the fight was dark.

Finally, the Wuliang Sword Immortal woke up and stood in the air, imposing and suppressing the whole scene.

As a result, the image of Wuliang Sword Immortal disappeared immediately after he opened his mouth. He only heard him roar: "Rabbit demon, I will kill you! Bite you! Don't run!"

Then the Infinite Sword Immortal rushed up like crazy.

As soon as the rabbit demon heard it, he quickly called the golden bell and shouted, "You crazy! Do we have such a big hatred with you?"

"How dare you mention rabbits? Kill!" Wuliang Sword looks like crazy!

Originally, the rabbit demon could hold on for a while, but when he met the immortal Wuliang Sword Immortal, he resolutely advised and ran away.

However, he still despised the hatred of the Infinite Sword Immortal for the rabbit, which was the greatest hatred for the ages. Seeing the rabbit was like seeing an enemy for a hundred generations. His eyes were red as blood, and he cried out, and waved his magic weapon to chase and kill 800000 li all the way. Finally, he chased the rabbit demon back into the demon cave.

This is not over yet. The Infinite Sword Immortal came to 800 sects and joined forces to fight the rabbit demon cave for 749 days. He was surprised to kill a nest of rabbits before returning to the mountain.

When searching for trophies, the Infinite Sword Immortal subconsciously wanted to operate the magic power of "Baotong", and the result was... silly!

This day, the Wuliang Sword Immortal did not celebrate his success, but bowed his head and went back. Then, with a cry, he vomited a mouthful of blood and cried out: "Shit... how did my painstaking" Baotong "disappear? I can't... what's the matter?"

I suddenly forgot how to use the skill. It's a bit big.

However, the Wuliang Sword Immortal didn't tell anyone about it. After all, if it is far away, it will be related to the unforgettable memory. The key is to repair it quickly.

But that night

"Grandmaster, you are so powerful today." The concubine lay enchantingly on the bed, waiting for the blessing of the Infinite Sword Immortal.

Wuliang Sword Fairy was also very excited. He took off his clothes and pants and rushed to the bed. Looking at the enchanting beauty, he cried

The Infinite Sword Immortal roared in his heart: "Zenima! Isn't it? This is also forgotten? God, do you play with me? Which hole do you enter?"

The concubine thought that Wuliang Sword Immortal was dazed by her beauty. She hooked her fingers and said, "Grandmaster, come on, I want to hehe..."

"Pa!"

He slapped the beauty in the face.

Then I heard the Grandmaster growl: "Don't mention black! No homophone!"

...

From that day on, the impotence of the Wuliang Sword Immortal spread. For this reason, the 800 sects did not give the Wuliang Sword Immortal less aphrodisiac

Qin Shou didn't know that because of him, a generation of ancestors were going crazy.

Qin Shou only knew that Xin was not stupid enough to save people when he saw them, otherwise he would be a roast rabbit now.

At the same time, Qin Shou was also thinking, why did he suddenly have a magic power about stealing in his mind? Is it self-taught? Is it a system?

However, after Qin Shou tested it for a long time, he determined that it had nothing to do with the system, and he did not have any system.

After thinking about it, Qin Shou had a bold idea. It was born, but he just realized it! It's just like a child walking. Before he reaches his age, he just can't walk.

Although not necessarily correct, it was better than no answer, so Qin Shou believed it himself.

After waving the bloody sword in his hand, Qin Shou muttered, "It feels good, but it's a little big."

It's big from beginning to end. It's a big knife for normal people!

Qin Shou, the rabbit, stands upright, but the calf height of ordinary people is only half the height of the thigh. So nodding and wielding a broadsword are just

"Wow! Where did you get the knife? Ha ha... You look so cute with the knife!" Chang'e didn't know when she woke up. Maybe she heard something. Come and have a look.

As a result, she saw a small rabbit dancing with a big knife. The cute look made her feel happy and ran over at once.

Qin Shou threw the knife away to avoid hurting Chang'e by mistake.

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "It was broken off the front teeth."

After that, Qin Shou regretted it. It seems that Chang'e could not understand it.

Results

"You... you can speak?" Chang E exclaimed.

Qin Shou found that what he just said seemed to speak human language!

However, how could he speak human language? He doesn't remember that he has this function!

Qin Shou suddenly thought of stealing Little Heihei's "Treasure Tong", and a sharp pain in his throat. He said to himself: Is it the legend that has refined the transverse bone? So I can talk?

It's a guess, but it's true.

Qin Shou also didn't know how to explain to Chang'e that the arrival of Xiaohei added more uncertainties to the moon.

Now that Qin Shou has the ability, he naturally doesn't want to let Chang'e be afraid any more. If there is anything, he can carry it.

He still wants Chang'e to be the simple silly girl who is heartless and follows him to dig grass everywhere.

So Qin Shou said, "What's so strange about talking? Am I a genius?"

Chang'e rolled her eyes, pulled Qin Shou's face, pulled the rabbit face into a big cake, and smiled: "Let me see how thick your face is..."

Qin Shou didn't hide either, but made a face, spit out his tongue, and made Chang'e laugh

"Ha ha, it's good that you can talk. It's good that someone will talk with me in the future. Yu'er, why are your ears so long?"

"Don't you know?"

"I don't know, do you rabbits have long ears? And your little tail, so cute

Yu'er, with so much hair, are you hot?

Yu'er, when it rains, you get wet. How do you feel? After all, it's so hairy

Yu'er, let me shave your hair.

Yu'er, talk to me.

Yu'er, what are you doing with your big eyes? Speak!

Yu'er, why don't you talk? Shall I tell you a story?

Yu'er, look at that star. Is it very bright?

Yu'er

Yu'er... "

Qin Shou suddenly found that the fact that he could speak seemed to stimulate a nerve of Chang'e. The girl was crazy! Grab him, hold him in your arms, and chatter all day

The point is, Chang'e asked him to speak, but he was pressed in the valley and could not open his mouth. What did he say?

Besides, there is no time and energy, okay!

Didn't you see that he was busy!

After a noisy day, Chang'e seemed to pour out all her words, which gradually calmed down.

A man and a rabbit sat down side by side and looked from a distance.

The sky is full of stars, and below is a tall osmanthus tree. The fragrance of osmanthus is fragrant. With the wind, the falling flowers are scattered. The falling flowers are colorful, and fall on a person and a rabbit on the big stone.

The woman is dressed in classical clothes. She holds her knees with her hands, and puts her chin on her knees. She smiles as she says something. Or, more beautiful than flowers