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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

Shade_Arjuun · Fantasy
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Witnessing An Epic Fight (2)

The exchange between Shirota and Vijak was intense and Skullius who was witnessing it from the 'safety' of the mud hut could barely tear his socket flames off it.

He brought up the status of Ukur and gasped.

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[ Name : Ukur ]

[ Tier : 2 ]

[ Class : Shaman ]

[ Level : 14 ]

[ Race : Humanoid Goblin ]

[ Inv. Status : Regretful ]

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[ Stats ]

[ Strength : 50 ]

[ Agility : 51 ]

[ Intelligence : 77 ]

[ Endurance : 56 ]

[ Luck : 4 ]

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[ Health : 195/200 ]

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[ Mana : 415/450 ]

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"Bro, look at those stats!" Skullius exclaimed at the sight. The Bloated River Clan leader's Intelligence was even higher than his, which, quite honestly, was his main takeaway!

There was no mistaking it, this goblin could obliterate him and from the looks of that hazy figure that floated above him, Skullius knew that this guy had a vast amount of experience.

His sockets then moved to the goblin with brownish skin, grinning as it dodged the blade of Shirota.

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[ Name : Vijak ]

[ Tier : 2 ]

[ Class : Mage ]

[ Level : 18 ]

[ Race : Vile Ilk Goblin ]

[ Inv. Status : Ecstatic ]

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[ Stats ]

[ Strength : 56 ]

[ Agility : 58 ]

[ Intelligence : 83 ]

[ Endurance : 50 ]

[ Luck : 5 ]

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[ Health : 220/220 ]

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[ Mana : 550/550 ]

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Skullius grunted at the figures on these creatures. They were...powerful.

The amount of mana they had was incredible. While he wasn't a slouch in mana capacity, the fact that these creatures were bunched up in one place would spell doom for him if they somehow found him.

The status for the last goblin popped up in Skullius' view and he couldn't help but squint his bright flames.

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[ Name : Shirota ]

[ Tier : 2 ]

[ Class : Mist Swordsman ]

[ Level : 10 ]

[ Race : Foul Goblin ]

[ Inv. Status : Focused ]

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[ Stats ]

[ Strength : 60 ]

[ Agility : 61 ]

[ Intelligence : 60 ]

[ Endurance : 57 ]

[ Luck : 5 ]

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[ Health : 250/250 ]

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[ Mana : 380/380 ]

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"Ohh. That one seems even more dangerous," said Skullius.

Through the information packet, he had managed to understand about the different types of classes, which made him appreciate his own.

Special classes, which were anything that wasn't a normal class - Advanced and Hidden, aided in getting bonus stats.

On the subject of stats, such a thing as permanent stat reduction had been made known to him. It was when stats were subtracted from an individual by factors such as the environment or by high level skills imposed by a higher existence.

Skullius had noted some of the inconsistencies between some of the goblins' stats and recognised that this might have been this issue.

Were these goblins actually living in an environment that was adverse to their growth?

Possibly.

Skullius recognised the figure of Shmeija who was being tended to by Ukur.

"That's the goblin from that orc place," he said. That goblin was the weakest among the four, which made him stand out a bit.

Vijak opened his arms wide and a large influx of mana compounded in-between his hands.

Slowly, a bright orange sphere formed, emitting a scorching heat that made Shirota back away.

"I see you have enhanced yourselves, giving yourself quite the durability. Good! Let's see how you handle this!" growled Vijak.

The bright orange sphere stifled the air and then, something else was added to it. It was a dark substance that oozed from Vijak's body and somehow assimilated itself into the growing ball of flame, giving it a darker shade.

Shirota furrowed his brows and took a stance.

He spread his legs, cocking up dust with his feet, and sheathed his sword.

Skullius paid rapt attention, mesmerised by how Vijak was manipulating the flames.

This was wholly different from how the short staff released the [Flame Shot]. This was a true mastery of fire and this attack which was about to be released by Vijak was many times stronger than the one from his staff.

Unbeknownst to Skullius, Red Rage was also paying attention, but not to Vijak. The boar's sockets were gazing deeply at Shirota's stance as he seemed to be extremely confident about himself.

Red Rage's sockets then moved to Shmeija who was starting to look better under the healing of Ukur, yet, the Bloated River Clan leader looked anxious.

Contemplating how the exchange between the two before him would pan out stressed him deeply.

Vijak was stronger than Shirota level-wise with a large mana pool while Shirota was stronger stat-wise, his class being a special one.

It was hard to imagine who would win as Vijak was a veteran.

They had met up once after escaping from the Goblin swamp, a short war erupting before Ukur fled again.

Ukur wasn't sure what Vijak had been doing all this time. He was probably stronger than he looked.

Vijak finally finished with his preparation.

He grinned as he brought his hands to both sides of the sphere, almost touching it and then...

[Rancid Scorching Sphere]!

The sphere shot towards Shirota without warning, becoming a glowing orange streak like a laser that oozed of dark smoke at its tail!

Shirota's image brightened as the attack approached, but he never broke his stance, remaining with one hand on the hilt while the other held onto the sheath!

"Shirota!" Ukur screamed, fearing for the goblin.

The attack reached Shirota and consumed him whole!

Tongues of fire blew outwards with a earth shattering explosion that decimated the nearest huts as well as the remaining goblins who ran for their lives only to ultimately be devoured by the fire!

To those that were out of its range though, they found that breathing became difficult, their flesh starting to change as their noses felt blocked.

Poison!

The combination of fire and poison had taken everyone by surprise, except for the Black Scorn Clan goblins who were immune. They had backed away when they saw Vijak about to cast this spell, escaping the flames.

Vijak guffawed, reveling in the destruction he caused.

It was magnificent!

A certain Boneman and his companion who had been out of the attack's range marvelled at the display of power as well. Indeed, it was magnificent.

"Mastery of fire..." muttered Skullius.

Ukur could be seen as the smoke cleared, wheezing and panting as the image that stood above him had erected a barrier to protect him and Shmeija.

Barely.

Some of the poison had penetrated before the barrier came up and was absorbed into the two's bodies.

Ukur was faring better as a higher Tier existence, but Shmeija was grasping at his own neck with bulging eyes.

Vijak paid the two no mind. Instead, he glared at where he had flung the [Rancid Scorching Sphere], hoping to see Shirota's remains.

He did not advance, being cautious even when he assumed victory was at hand.

Suddenly, droplets of water stared to rise from the river next to the goblin settlement. They were felt and seen as they surrounded the entire area, falling onto the burning huts and corpse-covered ground like rain.

Vijak backed away with a frown.

As the dust cleared, Shirota appeared, still in his stance as he glared ahead.

There was no damage visible on him and he didn't look to be affected by the poison!

'What...!' Vijak thought with rising anguish.

More droplets poured from the river, rising into the sky and falling like rain. They put out the fires and gave the scene a more ominous look.

Strangely, around Shirota, the droplets changed, becoming a mist that roiled around him as he finally fidgeted, looking to be prepared to make his move.

The mist grew thicker until Shirota's figure was almost invisible under its cover.

Then, the powerful goblin's voice rang out with a hoarse tone, his movement following a moment later, under the gaze of a particularly attentive Bone Boar whose sockets greedily absorbed the scene.

"First River Dance, Condense!"