Chapter 2: The Glorious System Dick Rider

(Author's POV)

When Devin woke up he was assaulted by the smell of burnt trash and the air was filled with ash. Devin started getting up slowly as he was sore from laying sitting down and on a brick wall at that."I could have used a pillow haha" Devin laughed at his misfortune but continued to walk towards where food was as he was hungry "Damn this shit sucks, can't the food come with the system?" Devin complained but all of a sudden his head hurt and something appeared in his hand "AHHHH fuck, does every time you do something my head have to hurt you cheapskate of a system?!" Devin complained but still looked at what appeared in his hand "DONUTS?! Ahhhhhh thank you system, I'm sorry I ever said anything bad about your omnipotent glorious and perfect being" Devin started kneeling on the sidewalk worshipping the bag of glazed donuts and gaining weird looks from everyone.

Devin continued on and soon found a cheap shack to rent in the woods for 400 bucks a month... but he had no money so Devin went deep into the woods and made a mountain of small stones about a foot high. After he was done Devin kneeled on the ground and slammed his head on the ground many times screaming "Oh glorious almighty omnipotent system, Please heed my call for a few month's worth of money to live in the shack that will start my career as the mysterious game designer that made the fallout game that changed the world and I will go and give your wonderful royal and majestic self all the fame this small insignificant world can give to you!!"

What do you know each of those rocks that were piled on top of each other turned into a hundred dollar US bill. Devin saw this with his own eyes and decided to be the first and the best worshipper of the system and praise it to the heavens. Devin went and knocked on the door to the house that had a rent sign and a man opened the door. Devin quickly explained his purpose and proposed an extra 200 a month to keep his stay off the records. Devin sighed when he was finally left alone in the shack and lay on his bed to think out loud to put together a plan. "No one from the government should find me for now since I discreetly came to this shack but me kneeling on the ground on a sidewalk and the cameras at Harlem probably saw me at the hulk and abomination incident so the government sadly knows I exist" Devin sighed at his stupidity at those times. "I should create Fallout as soon as possible so I can worship the system so it can gain me protection from all the magic and psychic threats that can find me and they come for me" Devin once again sighed at his quite weird situation in this Marvel world as he still hasn't fully adapted to the very abnormal threats in this world. "God damn why does magic have to exist in this universe?! It seems like all the bullshit that ends up happening has some correlation with magic because of its pure bullshit ability to pretty much do anything as long as you have access to a dimension with magic in it" Devin once again sighed but this one was so loud the deer that was near the house heard it and scampered off.

"Well shit let's just make the game and we will work our way through this shitty ass world step by step till we are untouchable and immortal" Devin announced to no one but himself. Devin gets his lazy ass up and walks five feet to the computer to turn it on and immediately gets a sad face on his computer and a message saying "Your computer ran into a problem and needs to restart". Devin goes outside of his shack and yells as loudly as his lazy voice box can yell "FUUUUUUUUUUCK"