Chapter 1: I Must Be Crazy!

(Author's POV)

'Ahhhh what a nice morning to drink coffee and scroll fallout Reddit before work' Devin thought while taking a sip of coffee that is in his Christmas brotherhood mug he got from his mom.

The T.V. was playing in the background while this was happening, shocking news was heard from the T.V. that shocked Devin. "This is Reporter Bob from Beelzebub News Agency and we have here today a shocking sight as there are many unidentified individuals in what seems to be in a mechanical armor with a gear pattern on their shoulders and armed with miniguns shooting down the SWAT blockade and reports in New York that there are robots that are armed with what seems like a laser weapon that can turn people into dust once shot with the weapon."

Devin looked at this in confusion at first when he saw what seemed to be brotherhood's power armor tearing apart the swat blockade as the assault rifle bullets did not even hurt them but was terrified after hearing about the robots in new york as that's where he lived.

"Wha... the fuck is going on in this country?!" Devin yelled then he heard his kitchen window shatter and then a clang from metal hitting his tiled kitchen floor. Devin turned and saw a white robot in a pure white hazmat suit with a white and grey weapon with a light blue glow.

Devin was shocked and then screamed, "You're a synt...." but Devin never finished his words as he was turned to ash after being shot in the chest by a blue laser bullet.

(Devin POV)

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"GODDAMMIT... is there no fucking ROB that's gonna pity this poor soul and reincarnate me?!" I screamed but no sound came out as I have no real body it seems... but wait what is this hole here? I look closer and then remember all those isekai MCS I read about and then laughed out loud "HAHAHA Thank you ROB for this wonderful opportunity" and then "jumped in" not really as I am a soul but I imagined myself jumping.

I come out of this hole and look around with a big smile on my face then I hear a loud thumping noise... so I look behind me... but now in my face is an 8-meter abnormal titan with its mouth wide open and walking like a cat staring at me with its creepy eyes and no dick looking self.

My body is numb but I still manage to scream "FUCK YOU ROB" before I get my head bit off by the titan...

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"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT HURT SO BAD EVEN THOUGH IT ONLY HAPPENED FOR A SECOND" I screamed so badly. I just "layed down" and tried to forget that traumatizing experience then I hear a weird screeching sound so I look towards the sound and its another hole but this time I'm not so happy about it like last time... "Is this shit another crappy world that you set me up in ROB?" but I got no response so I just say fuck it and go through hoping it's not a fucked up world.

When I wake up, I find myself seeing a big green monster with a spine so bad people with scoliosis think their spine is straight. I try to get a brief look at my surroundings seeing fire everywhere and crumpled cars around and now I know exactly where I am and what's happening here... and I just say "Oh shit" and start running but that great value of a hulk saw me and leaped at me and wound up his fist for a superman punch but right before he hit me with that meteor of a fist a deafening roar was heard and the main protagonist of "The Incredible Hulk" jumped up and knocked abomination away from me and they started brawling like this is a 1960s boxing ring... I didn't want to be exterminated by general ross for being over there and seeing those monsters fight it out so I just dipped and right when I left and dipped into the alleyway I get a headache so bad I'd rather be punched by the hulk in the head 100 times than have this headache... but when the pain went away I was shocked because I got something so rare yet so common it makes wanna laugh and cry if I wasn't so weak because of the pain... "I got a system haha" I laughed then passed out by the dumpster.