15 Spiders Are The Bane To My Existence... Death To All Spiders

{Day 13}

"Chinooooooo!, it was you, you ate my magiman that I caught yesterday!"

"Give it back, give it back, give it backkkkkkkkkkk!"

"Ergh, what's going on?"

This morning I get out of my most wholesome and comfortable make-shift bed, to hear the horrendous screaming of the crazy lunatic fairy Remeil. The sound of her screaming voice is enough to destroy a soul, it is truly sickening that it will always hurts my ears when I hear it.

[Agreed. Even though I don't have ears her destructive voice can still find its way to assault me. Her screaming capabilities are endless, she might have a career in the art of screaming, proceed with caution host.]

'Oh, morning system. You get it don't you, this Remeil person is truly a monster. With a scream more annoying than Asta and louder than Goku's Super Saiyan transformation scream she's a real horror.'

Due to the irritating fairy alarm, I have to get up out of bed. Annoyed by this I go to confront this screaming schizophreniac, who thinks that I'm always going to steal her underwear. Looking at her cute face she seems a bit mad. Well, actually more than a bit mad, very mad. Calculating the internal logistics inside my head I figure out that abating the situation is the best option for my lifespan.

Well, honestly, I have got 3 options to be fair. The first one is to admit my wrongdoings.... 'Bwahahahaha!', yeah that's not happening. If I did that, I would never hear the end of it, did you know how long this wind fairy can hold a grudge? Well, probably not, I guess that's a side story for another day.

The second option is to feign ignorance, and pretend I know absolutely nothing about it. This is better than the first option but still has its flaws. For one, this fairy is very inquisitive, she won't stop asking questions or having doubts unless you can cleanse her mind of the doubts.

Therefore, by feigning ignorance all I would be doing is prolonging option one as she would keep on saying something across the lines, 'It was you that ate my magiman fish wasn't it?'

[Excellent Impression...]

'Thanks system'

[Of someone with a mental disability. Well, I guess that wouldn't be too difficult for you.]

'You know what, middle finger... oh wait I don't have a middle finger. Hmmm... how about a massive f*ck off claw to you!'

Now where was I, oh yes, the third option. The holy politician method. A method which has been passed down from the God's themselves. It was so powerful and destructive that It had to be sealed away because of its sheer power.

Don't ask how I got a hold of it okay. I'm not a shady cicada, totally haven't been to a black market or surfed the dark web okay. I'm an innocent Cicada, end off!

Now guys, I don't think that you have ever seen a politician who is a cicada right. Well behold Chino the political Cicada, handing free stimmy cheques to everyone... I mean tacitly tricking Remeil with her mixed up of truth and lies.

Using my razor-sharp claws to represent hand gesticulations, I begin moving them up and down to add a bit of pizzas and professionalism to my aura. Feeling proud and ready I begin down the barrel roll of lies that I'm about to tell.

"Remeil, sweetheart. The truth is that I did do know something about what happended to the fish that you caught yesterday. I'm very ashamed, I didn't want to tell you. The truth is... a massive spider came into our grotto whilst we were sleeping. I don't know how it broke past the entrance rock, but it did. That... that despicable thing then stole your fish. By the time I noticed it, it had already escaped! I was just so embarrassed that I couldn't bare myself to tell you"

Bowing my head to show a sense of sincerity, I looked down on the floor to hide my smirking face. To Remeil it probably looks like I'm wallowing in regret and anger.

Hearing this Remeil's facial expression contorts with anger.

"Those stupid spiders. They need to die. Die. Die Die! Anyone that steal my fish dinner needs to die. That's it. I won't stop until every goddamn spider on this damn continent is put 6 foot under. Spiders are the bane to my existence, harassing me to the very end. You will know the meaning of revenge!"

I gaze up to see the scariest spider hunting fairy in existence. 'Oh shi*t, what have I done, I've created a monster.'

I decide to try to calm down this crazy fairy before she ends up doing something that she will definitely come to regret. It takes a while but eventually she mellows down.

Suddenly Remeil asks me a question out of nowhere.

"Hey Chino, you said that the field trip will be happening today right. You've made me and you train for the last two days. So, when are we going, I'm quite curious about what we are going to do?"

Bringing this up I look at Remeil with a smile. Today she might be able to get some sweet revenge on some spiders. But I'm not going to tell her that just yet, after all surprises are always so much better.

"Well, I guess you have been waiting rather patiently, let's get moving. Today we will be visiting my old home, we have some expected guests that I'm hoping to encounter"

"Chino, you actually have friends?"

Why is she so confused by that? And no the spiders, aren't my friends they are my mortal enemies. They killed my young brothers and sisters and ate them. If I wasn't such a kind-hearted cicada I would've joined the dark side or something and become like a villainous anime character with a sappy backstory.

"Of course, I did Remeil, they just disappeared. Now stop asking silly questions!"

Now where was I, oh yes. You people are all probably wondering why 2 days have passed and why author-nim was not posting chapters? Well, that's simple, it was because Remeil and I were training. And training takes time. Let me show all of you guys the fruits of my labour.

'STATUS!'

[Name: Chinohana]

[Class: None]

[Species: Lower Demonic Blood Cicada]

[Level: 7/20 [XP: 360/590 [Status: Blood Thirsy]

[HP: 92/92 [MP: 55/55[Stamina: 200/200]

[Stats:

Strength : 50 >> 57

Defense : 38 >> 43

Speed : 69 >> 77

Intelligence : 57 >> 59

Luck : -10 >> -14 ]

[Skills: Weak poison bite (lvl 5), Poison stab(lvl 3), Acidic mucus(lvl 5), Stealth(lvl 2), Bull strength(lvl 1),Mana manipulation(lvl1), Water shot(lvl 2), Flame body(lvl 2), Language of Bu , Appraisal(lvl 2), Intimidate(lvl 1)]

[Specialised skills: Blood manipulation (True blood)(lvl 1)]

[Titles: Early Riser, Void Eater, Loved By Mana, Caterpillar Slaughterer]

Yes, look at my most amazing achievement. Over the two day of training in the hyperbolic time chamber, I have obtained a greatness that none has ever obtained before. An achievement that causes the world itself to shake in awe and wonder.

What is this great achievement you may be asking? Well just look at my status screen. LOOK! Can you see it, huh, can you?

Well just in case you are visually impaired, I will say it out to you. My luck it has gone up by one. No longer is it -15 but -14... isn't that just wonderful.

"Chino, are we going now?"

"Oh, yes let's go"

Sometimes I forget that I'm not alone anymore and that I have a partner, well anyways time to meet up with some old acquaintances. And with that we began making our journey towards were it all started.