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The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

On a cold winter day, Yun Bao, who was already unconscious, was kicked out of the house by her biological father. "You're so evil at such a young age. You pushed your stepmother down the stairs. Now, the baby in her stomach is gone. Are you happy now? Why didn't I strangle you when you were born? You bring bad luck to this family!" Her father exclaimed before beating her up harshly. Yun Bao, who was only three-and-a-half years old, couldn't take it and collapse on the snowy ground. Just as she was about to die, her eight uncles made it in time to save her! Did she nearly freeze in the snow? Was she about to lose her life after being beaten up? Did people accuse her of hurting her stepmother's baby? Did she cause her mother's death and her father's bankruptcy Faced with all these negative rumors, her eight uncles chuckled. "Doesn't he enjoy hurting others? Turn off all the air-conditioners in the house. Let them stand outside for the entire night!" Her first uncle said. "Doesn't he enjoy hitting others? Give me the sack. I'm going to ease up the tension in his muscles," her second uncle said. "What does imminent bankruptcy mean? I'll make him bankrupt right away!" Her third uncle exclaimed. As for the miscarriage? It wasn't even real! Yun Bao's grandfather found out the truth and tossed the evidence to her jerk of a father. He also taught him a lesson with his walking stick. After being beaten up by his ex-wife's family, Yun Bao's father refused to back down. He said to himself, "That bitch brings bad luck to everyone in her life. They won't have a good life!" However, after Yun Bao returned to her mother's side of the family, not only did her uncles' lives not worsen, but they kept getting better and better. Even her grandmother, who had been bedridden for the longest time, recovered and was able to get onto her feet again. One day, a dominant CEO who appeared out of nowhere adopted her. Her entire family pampered her like a princess!
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461 Chs
Love Journal - As Told By An Emotionally Constipated Half-Genius

Love Journal - As Told By An Emotionally Constipated Half-Genius

At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156. By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen. However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lurked in the forums knew her name. Known for her unusual takes on life and mostly popularly for her "Human Observation Diary" blog, Scarlet enjoys the nerd life in secret. Human Observation Diary has always kept to a very standard format but one day, a reader pointed out that the blog has recently been differing from its usual format. Intrigued by the trigger, Scarlet investigates her latest human observation - an online NEET by the name of Jedd77. From further interactions, Scarlet finds herself helplessly drawn to him. As their friendship develops into something more, Scarlet has to make a choice. To give up her secrecy and allow Jedd77 to be a part of her life? Or continue the game of cat and mouse even after the face reveal. Note: Slow progress. Talks of some darker topics in life eg: Depression, PTSD, adoption and acceptance. Drama seekers, toxic bitches and overly-sensitive folks who cannot chillax not welcomed. Author also has indemnity to typo, grammar mistakes and English bugs throughout the story. You have been warned. Proceed with caution and enjoy. *** Special chapter release on other milestones, check out my discord and patreon for more details, thank you for the support! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsuji Kofi: Ko-fi.com/destinyaitsuji Discord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn
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277 Chs
A Half Conjurer

A Half Conjurer

ADD TO LIBRARY! Orion Trudger is a common college student at University. He is living in an apartment, has some nice friends, has a decent-paying job at restaurants where he enjoys working till late at night to get money to pay all of his bills. But one fateful night, he accidentally discovers that the world is not the same as he used to think, when he finds out his friendly, drunk landlord is a Vampire. Things don't help him much when he pokes his head more inside this invisible curtain separating the Hidden world. He finds out that not only Gods exist but other things like Mages, Conjurers, Werewolves, Demons, Dragons, etc. But his Excitement of discovering the Hidden world soon turns into horror when he realizes that All of these supernatural are now on the hunt to kill him. Well, not All as it seems. He became 'Wanted Man' in the magical community, the day he discovered that it exists in reality, not some myth. Reasons he doesn't know, he is suddenly running for his life and somehow finds himself in the Land of Tokyo. His good wishers or what he thinks them as wants him to start his new life there but looks like Hunt is still on. Follow Orion Trudger on his journey through discovering and embracing the Hidden world. Is He just a normal guy who accidentally discovered this hidden world or is he drawn to it for something else entirely? Follow him in this cruel, changing deceptive Magic World where for some reason everyone wants to kill him. P.S- Happy Reading...... P.P.S- The cover art is not mine, if you are not happy with it then you can contact me through comments or review. I will take it down immediately.
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256 Chs
meant to be
" Fate but not fate " was a commonly used concept in relationships. It meant that although two people had the fate to meet, meet, or even fall in love, they could not be together for various reasons. From an emotional point of view, loving a person who was not fated could also be considered lucky. However, during the development of a relationship, some factors could lead to a change from fate to fate. For example, some couples have different values. For example, some couples yearn for a free life while the other party wants a stable life. If both parties can't compromise, it may lead to a breakup. Unable to bear the responsibility together will also lead to the end of the relationship. Even if both parties have the same three views and similar interests, they can't take on different roles in their lifestyle, and the relationship will not last long. There are also practical obstacles, such as material conditions, family factors, etc., which may also make love unable to achieve positive results in the end. In addition," Fate Without Fate " was also composed into songs, such as Ma Jiannan's " Fate Without Fate ". These songs often expressed the regret, sadness, and other complex emotions in the feelings of fate without fate.
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2026-03-20 13:41
Do you recommend stories that look scary in the first half, like ghost stories, but are jokes in the second half?
The first half of the book is full of suspense and horror elements, but the second half also has some humorous plots. Overall, it's very interesting. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2025-03-05 02:55
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
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2024-09-17 01:22
What is meant by fiction?
Fiction basically refers to stories and narratives that are made up or imagined. It's not based on real events or facts.
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2024-10-17 02:43
What is meant by novel 123?
I'm not sure exactly. Maybe it's a reference to a specific novel with the number 123 in its title or some kind of code related to a novel.
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2024-10-04 18:25
Are comics meant for adults?
It varies. There are comics that deal with adult issues and are intended for mature readers. However, there are also plenty of comics that are enjoyable for people of all ages, like those with simple and fun stories.
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2024-10-11 00:36
Was the Bible meant to be fiction?
The Bible isn't intended to be fiction. It's a complex text that holds deep religious and historical value for millions. Whether it's the stories, laws, or prophecies, they are believed to have a profound purpose beyond mere fiction.
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2024-10-02 04:36
What is meant by storytelling?
Storytelling is basically the act of sharing or presenting a story to others. It can be through words, pictures, or any form of expression.
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2024-10-06 18:43
Li Du meant
Li Du referred to the two great poets of the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai and Du Fu.
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2024-12-26 08:10
Li Du meant
" Li Du " had different meanings in different context. The first was Li Du, a patriotic general of the Northeast Anti-Japanese War. He was born on August 4th, 1880, and his name was Zhichu. He was a native of Yi County, Liaoning Province, and played an important role in the Anti-Japanese War and many other matters. The second was the Tang Dynasty poets Li Bai and Du Fu, who were regarded as the peak representatives of Tang poetry and even China poetry. In addition, there was also Li Du from Jinjiang in the Ming Dynasty. His name was Si Zhi and his nickname was Yuntai Mountain. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-07-17 10:20
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