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After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

Gentle yet fierce male lead × Rational and aloof female author (？) ＃The variety games you want, all here＃ Mu Qiu was pulled into a variety show adapted from her own novel, and from then on, she led a blissful life surrounded by handsome men. Gentle and gentlemanly Crown Prince, sunny and adorably naive rising star, long-legged model with a contrasting personality, fresh and tea-like female artist, humorous and quirky comedians, and guest stars every episode; life couldn’t be more wonderful. Pool party, costume party, high-altitude game party, team building party, love party... There’s so much material that the formerly innocent author gradually turns perverse, with her sports car skills greatly enhanced. After joining the variety show. Question: What is your greatest gain from participating in this variety show? Mu Qiu: Letting the gentle man, who was only a male second lead in my writing, become my number one male lead. For pulling down someone from a pedestal with your own hands, you must always be responsible for him. Let him be trapped in the depths of love and desire, unable to leave.

"The more the Church supports me, the more it proves I have done the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." "Even when heretics praise me, it further proves I'm right. If heretics stay silent, it shows I have done impeccably!" "If the Church opposes me, it means they have all fallen into evil heresy, and the more heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." In the year 681, An Su was crowned the youngest Pope in the history of the Church. During his speech, he provided important guidance for the forthcoming de-divination work, emphasizing: "Now that both the Church and the heretics oppose me, it precisely shows I am on an exceedingly correct path!" ... The year 685. "It is not that the Evil God cannot be summoned, but that choosing him to take the stage is more cost-effective." Such was the assessment of the former holy woman of the demons, Yage Silvia. This statement, once made, instantly attracted attention from all sectors of society—the extensive documentary "The Legend of Pope An Su" continues to broadcast for you. —— This is a story of a top-tier heretical player speedrunning through a fantasy world.

Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Nach neunundzwanzig Jahren Herrschaft verstarb Jiang Lingxi bedauerlicherweise auf dem Rückweg von einem Militärfeldzug. Als sie ihre Augen wieder öffnete, befand sie sich in der modernen Welt, tausend Jahre später, und wurde zu einer kleinen Berühmtheit, die im Internet von allen beschimpft wurde. Alle wollen sie fertigmachen? Eine Drama-Queen? Eine kleine Berühmtheit? Jiang Lingxi lächelte darüber; als würdevolle Kaiserin war sie am besten darin, in verzweifelten Situationen das Blatt zu wenden! Bald entdeckte das gesamte Internet, dass die Trending-Themen über Jiang Lingxi erneut explodierten, aber sie waren nicht mehr negativ. Beim Anklicken riefen alle Internetnutzer: Genial 666! In der Survival-Show führte Jiang Lingxi die gesamte Szene allein an, und selbst der ehemalige Elitesoldat, der aufgrund einer Verletzung seinen Beruf wechseln musste, konnte nicht anders, als demütig um Tipps zum Überleben im Dschungel zu bitten. In der Neuverfilmung des historischen Dramas über die Kaiserin bekam die tausendjährige blühende Ära, die nur in der öffentlichen Vorstellung existierte, plötzlich ein klares Bild, sobald Jiang Lingxi auftrat. Während der Drachenrobe-Modenschau führte der Modeexperte unbewusst die Ministeretikette vor Jiang Lingxi auf, und die unbearbeiteten Fotos vom roten Teppich verblüfften Menschen im In- und Ausland. Und nachdem weitere unbekannte versteckte Identitäten versehentlich enthüllt wurden, das ganze Internet: Wir sind gelähmt, Eure Majestät, bitte seid Zeuge, wie wir rutschen und knien! * Die Shen-Familie mit ihrem tausendjährigen Vermächtnis, Shen Yunqing ist das jüngste Familienoberhaupt dieser Generation. Der Mann, der selten vor der Kamera zu sehen ist, ist voller Ehre und Würde, nur wenn er Jiang Lingxi ansieht, wird sein Blick weich wie Frühlingswasser. 'Wenn ich Eurer Majestät begegne, wünsche ich mir nur, mich zu verbeugen und mich Euren Untertan zu nennen!'

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

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