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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

In a world where the old gods are long dead and magic is a dangerous, double-edged force, an ancient evil stirs in the shadows. The Veil between realms is fracturing, and horrors once banished to myth are clawing their way back into existence. Empires tremble, cults rise in the darkness, and forgotten powers awaken—hungry for vengeance. Amid the chaos, three outcasts—each bound by fate, each wielding a different kind of power—find themselves on a collision course with destiny. Their choices will determine whether the world descends into eternal night or claws its way back from the brink. But in this shattered land, victory demands sacrifice, and even survival comes at a terrible price. As war rages and reality itself begins to unravel, the line between hero and monster blurs. The only certainty is this: nothing will remain untouched by the coming storm. A tale of dark ambition, shattered oaths, and the horrors that lurk beyond the edges of the world. Would you dare step into the shadows?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

All Jeong wants is a second chance -- for revenge! His grandfather’s gruesome death has transformed him into the bloodthirsty and ruthless Scythe Demon. He will stop at nothing until he has killed the man responsible. Yet rage and determination alone are not enough. He must train in martial arts if he ever wants to stand a chance against such a formidable foe. Will he succeed in his revenge on the murderer of his grandfather? P.S. I am not the original author and translator of this novel.So if the real author wants me to delete this then do message me.

“Goddammnit, this is what we dreamt together” Min screamed “Exactly, we dreamt of it together, and we know once the dream comes true we should be going either ways” Haneul stated the fact “You are mine” Min inched closer to her “Only if that can be true” Haneul choked “Don’t you dare run away Cupcake; I am not foolish to lose you once again. You are mine to love, cherish and spoil” Min pulled her frame near to his “I don’t want to torment my soul living in this chaos,” Haneul screamed pushing him away “Let us be the savior to one another, let’s fight together and win over this dirty chaos. I Love you,” Min voiced hugging her “You can’t do that, you are married” tears pooled Haneul’s eyes as she pushed him away “Keep running away Cupcake; one way or the other the path will lead you to me. I will make sure we walk together on the same path” Min’s voice echoed in her ears while she tried escaping -*-*-*-*-*- Min Woo Joon, the 26-year-old hot and hard-working tier two actor, who is desperately looking for one sure shot chance which will put him in the league of top actors Haneul Koo Young, the 23-year-old strong-headed girl whose only dream is to be an independent female director in the direction department mostly dominated by men She is determined to her dream, so is he She is a fireball, he is the cooling factor She can go to any extent to make her dreams come true, so can he She loves to win; he makes sure they never lose The journey of two flawed and determined people whose journey will be nothing less than a rollercoaster ride, with every emotion under the carpet. Love, rage, tears, smiles, madness make sure to bring these two stark different personalities together, will destiny cooperate or does it have other plans? -------- This is my first story; I can promise you a different and interesting story. Please encourage this story with votes, comments and drop your review I own no ownership on the cover picture, it’s downloaded from Pinterest

You think you can understand Chaos? Foolish! Chaos isn't merely disorder; it is the ultimate paradox - Life and death, creation and destruction, the beginning and the end. In a hyper-advanced future built on quantum technology, humanity is awakened by the same energy tearing the universe apart. Entities from a higher dimension invade, forcing humans to the brink of extinction. In the shadows of this broken world, Missio Augustus wanders aimlessly like a lost soul, fighting his own inner darkness. As the Lieutenant General of the Black ops division, he goes on a mission to capture an international kingpin but experiences his life-long trauma once again. While falling into depression, he watches as an ancient church brings mayhem upon humanity... This is a relaunch of my original work. I am moving this story from my previous account (SageofMusic) to this new handle (Ekadash). I am the sole creator of Music Box Mayhem.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

SPELLCRAFT UPGRADING ANOTHER WORLD WITH MAGIC MACHINES AND MAYHEM Lucas Luke Jones is a 43 year old African American contractor defined by professional precision, sensible black frame glasses, a Caesar fade, a well trimmed beard, and a heavyweight dad bod build. His life is diverted from the mundane during a routine property inspection of a derelict mansion. While deciding whether the structure should be renovated or demolished, Luke accidentally cuts his hand in the sub basement. His blood spills into a hidden summoning circle, triggering an interdimensional gateway that consumes him in a blinding light. The Accidental Ascension The transit through the gateway rewired Lukes physiology into a Mana Sponge, a living battery that perpetually siphons the worlds ambient magical energy. Simultaneously, the gateway subconsciously implanted the language of the new world into his head, allowing him to understand and speak the local tongue perfectly from the moment he arrived. Because he lacks a natural way to release the mana he absorbs, the resulting internal pressure has physically stopped his aging, granted him immunity to all diseases, and provided unlimited stamina with supernaturally enhanced strength and speed. However, without a way to vent this excess mana, Luke faces a catastrophic internal explosion of mana powered nuclear level planetary destruction. The Economic Engine The Marketplace Luke gained his survival tools through decisive action and an eventual connection to the Goddess of Knowledge. His progression is fueled by The Multiversal Marketplace, which operates strictly on capital. The Seed Money. Luke funded his initial survival purchases using the physical cash he had in his pocket at the time of his abduction. The Trade Loop. By purchasing Earth goods and selling them within the new world for massive profits, Luke established a self sustaining economy. Evolution of Inventory. As his wealth grew, he moved from basic hardware and survival gear to high tier military hardware, aircraft components, and advanced robotics. The Tools of the Trade KC, The Knowledge Compendium. An evolving AI partner that manages Lukes data and Earths collective archives. The Sanctuary. A pocket dimension that evolved from a storage void into a sprawling industrial estate and automated fortress. The Formation of Spellcraft Upon realizing he is no longer on Earth after rescuing the Dark Elf Elyria, Luke assembles an elite tactical unit whose skills evolve through exposure to Earth culture. Lucas Luke Jones. The tactical lead and Mana Battery. Elyria. A Dark elf Master Archer who evolved into an Ace Pilot after studying dogfighting cinema. Maria. A 5 foot 3 inch half dwarf half elf who evolved from an eccentric blacksmith to building advanced drone swarms. Cornelius. A mage who evolved traditional spells into a high speed, automotive combat style. Tactical Innovation The teams growth is centered in the Sanctuary, fueled by Movie Nights and magically enhanced cannabis, bridging the gap between magic and technology. The Infinite Feed. Firearms evolved into rift synced Endless chambers that never need reloading. The Logistics Loop. A drone fleet managed by KC for tactical support and automated resource harvesting. The Phantom Battalion. Lukes Do or Die trump card. KC forcibly vents Lukes total mana reserve to power his entire arsenal as a floating, autonomous assault. Whether acting as the masked leader Luck, the industrial tycoon The Silent Owner, or the humble Luke the Cook, Lucas Jones proves that the best way to handle a world of magic is with a solid business plan and the right tools for the job.

Ava Lee is a fierce 28-year-old with a reputation as the go-to wedding planner for modern lovebirds. But when her grandmother, the legendary matchmaker Mei Lee, decides to retire, Ava is roped into managing her old-school matchmaking service as a favor. Skeptical about Mei’s “fate over algorithms” approach, Ava begins mixing modern tech (swipe-right dating apps) with Mei’s unconventional methods, leading to unexpected results—and disasters. The real problem? Divorce lawyer Ryan Kim, who keeps sabotaging Ava’s matches under the guise of “saving people from heartbreak.” Forced to collaborate with Ryan to save a failing matchmaking project, Ava discovers there’s more to his cynical view of love—and to her own guarded heart.

"There are no heroes. In life, the monsters win." ... In 2106, [Mayhem Online], a fully immersive VRMMO game, was released. Soon, it dominated the world's economy when people could exchange the in-game currency with real-life currency and vice versa. In the year 2107, Flynn Grey, a 22-year-old college dropout with an ambiguous history, joined in the fray of billions of people that had already started playing [Mayhem]. Hoping to uncover the game's secret and earn a fortune, he spent months on adventures without fruitful results. For better or worse, Shura, Flynn's in-game character, ends up in a great Wyvern's den, acquiring a hidden class and a monstrous race. Join him as he defeats his past and paves his way into becoming a true legend in both worlds. ===== ===== ===== //DreamNote// This story features an unstable protagonist due to his mysterious past. He's not evil, not righteous either, and would do anything he feels like doing. Character development is a big part of the novel, so if the Protagonist seems annoying and idiotic at the start, bear with it as it gets better. His character and everything else is explained. This story will feature his real and game life, although, for most parts, the focus would be on the game world. He doesn't start as a monster protagonist from the get-go. It'll be shown in the story how and why he turns into a monster in the game [Chapter no. 20-35]. The story's pacing would depend on the arcs, but I'll try to keep it at the fast-mediums. This story WILL have a harem, but the focus would be on the character-building more than the romance. Romance is going to form later and will be slow-paced. Tags: VRMMO, Video Game, Male Protagonist, Handsome Male Lead, Beautiful Female Leads, Fantasy, Friendship, Monster Protagonist, Races, Classes, Misunderstandings, Comedic Undertone, Slow Romance, Multiple Love Interests, Older Love Interests, Devoted Lovers, Polygamy, Marriage, Demons, Mythology, Cults, Church, Gods, Legends, Kingdom Building, Guilds, Wars, Tournaments, Money Grubber, Enemies Become Allies, Enemies Become Lovers, NPCs, Lucky Protagonist, Yandere, Past Plays a Big Role. .... The current cover belongs to Zumi. I do not own the art.