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If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

The abyss invades, leading to the digitization of the world. This isn't a game, but a confrontation between the world and the abyss. Losing means losing our homes, and the defeat of human civilization means its end. There are no winners...at least there never have been before. Lu Heng once again stands at the starting point of the abyss' arrival, resolutely picking up the crystal core, embarking on a path strewn with blood and thorns... The abyss battlefield countdown begins: 3 hours... [Battlefield mode: Desert Escape Killing] [Main Quest: Survive three days] [Awakened initial talent 'Divine Evolution', breaking the skill level limits and elevating skills to a higher form.] The abyss invades various celestial civilizations, with cyber civilization, dark iron dwarf civilization, elves civilization... appearing in turn.

Elaina never anticipated discovering that her husband, the reigning emperor of the Kingdom of Luminiera, was unfaithful. To make matters worse, the one seemingly attempting to undermine their marriage was none other than her sister! Unable to confront this harsh reality, Elaina resolved to plan her escape and distance herself from her husband. However, a significant complication emerged while she was plotting her departure—she was pregnant with the emperor's child. Determined not to subject her child to the consequences of her husband's infidelity, she chose to flee with her child and embark on a fresh start in the neighboring kingdom of Darcero, utilizing her expertise in farming while also planning on raising the child that she will give birth soon all on her own without the need and support of a father. As fortune would have it, the gods appeared to favor her resolve. "Because the gods are impressed by your dedication, we reward you with a helper that will allow you to flourish in this land. In exchange, you help us grow plants that are not yet present in this world and spread them all over the world. Activating the Farm Helper. Welcome, host!" Now faced with the prospect of an entirely new life and the responsibility of her unborn child, Elaina must navigate the challenges that lie ahead. What trials and tribulations will she encounter as she endeavors to build a life for herself and her child in this unfamiliar territory?

#Romance #Fantasy #Romantasy #Werewolf #Action #Adventure #Revenge #Betrayal #CEO #Business #FemaleLead #WomenEmpowerment Eleanor Whitmore, the second daughter of the prestigious Whitmore family, was born with a golden spoon in her mouth. Wealth and social status followed her throughout her life. She had a caring mother and a protective sister... or so she believed. But one day, her perfect world shattered like fragile glass. Just when she thought life couldn’t get any worse, she had no idea the worst was yet to come. After a series of shocking events left her with nowhere to hide, she chose to fight back against those who had conspired against her. Tormented, tortured, and nearly killed, she eventually found herself carrying an unwanted child. In that moment, she made a choice... she would become a mother. And so, a single mother embarked on a long and arduous journey to seek justice... not only for herself, but for her child.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Qiu Tong transmigrated into a storyline about the poor family background of three major villains.. Her father was a financial fraud, and the three children she raised by herself would become super villains in the future. Their family would end up miserable. Qiu Tong wanted to leave, but the three children were so pitiful. Without her, they would die. In the end, she decided to change their fate! After that, Qiu Tong worked hard to earn a lot of money and became the richest person in City A. The three children also went from gloomy little devils to bright little angels. They even referred to her during their interview. The jaws of the executives dropped when they saw the interview. "These children look exactly like the President!" "President, bad news. Your children are looking for a stepfather for their mother!" Before long, Qiu Tong was brought to the magnificent palace where a handsome man was waiting. "You want to run away now after stealing my seeds?" "What do you want then?" "I want your heart in exchange." Qiu Tong: Charming looks and exceptional character. Off-the-charts martial arts skills and a minor expert at money-making. Eldest Child: Male, genius in chemistry. Second Child: Male, extreme martial arts skills. Third Child: Female, their mascot in her little cotton-padded jacket. A highly-intelligent and skilled hacker. Jin Yang: S Country's President. Handsome and cold-hearted. He was set up to have a one-night stand with Qiu Tong. He only found out later that she kept the children.

Wenn du die Möglichkeit hättest, einen Wunsch frei zu haben, was würdest du dir wünschen? Alle Menschen auf dem Planet New Earth erhielten eine solche Gelegenheit. Ein durchscheinender Bildschirm erschien vor jedem Menschen und versprach, den Menschen der Neuen Erde jeden Wunsch zu erfüllen. Du willst ein Gott sein?- Gewährt Du willst ein Teufel sein?- Gewährt Du willst Kräfte wie Gojo oder Naruto oder Sasuke oder Saitama oder Goku haben?- Gewährt Du willst der reichste Mann auf dem Planeten sein?- Gewährt Du willst, dass die Welt untergeht?- Gewährt Du willst ... Warte, was?!!! Gewährt?!!! Jeder Wunsch, den sich ein Mensch wünschte, wurde ihm erfüllt!! Und dann geschah es, die Apokalypse!!! Und unser durchschnittlicher MC, Corey Junior Zane, wünschte sich aufgrund der Umstände Weisheit, aber nicht nur gewöhnliche Weisheit. Unbegrenzte Weisheit, Wissen und Verständnis. Wird unser MC in einer so gefährlichen Welt überleben können, ohne die Fähigkeit zu haben, sich zu verteidigen? Wird er in seiner Schule überleben können, in der die gewöhnlichen Feinde Smileys sind?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Claudie Cavero Orion. Adalah seorang Ayah tunggal yang harus mengurus putra semata wayangnya Reynand Sky Orion, buah cintanya dari sang istri Arana Richela Orion yang sudah meninggal dunia akibat insiden sebuah kecelakaan mobil. Sejak kematian sang istri, kehidupan Claudie Cavero seketika berubah gelap, ia berubah menjadi sosok yang sangat pemurung, suka menyendiri, dan tidak banyak bicara. Bahkan senyum nyaris tidak pernah terlihat di wajahnya, dan merasa jika senyumnya hanya untuk sang Putera Reynand Sky. Briella Amora Alexio. Mahasiswi tingkat satu di sebuah universitas. Seorang gadis berusia 21 tahun yang ceria, smart, mandiri, dan ramah. Bahkan ia selalu di juluki sebagai gadis hangat seperti mentari pagi. Hingga keceriaan Briella Amora hilang dalam waktu singkat, berubah menjadi sosok pendiam, bahkan terlihat aneh di mata semua teman-temannya sejak ia mengalami sebuah insiden kecelakaan mobil yang tidak sengaja menewaskan istri dari seorang pengusaha terkenal. Bahkan tidak hanya sikap dan mental Briella Amora hanya berubah, namun gadis tersebut juga mengalami Traumatis akut yang membuatnya selalu ketakutan jika berhubungan dengan mobil dan kendaraan lainnya. Sejak menjadi seorang Ayah tunggal untuk putranya, dan kakak yang selalu menjaga adiknya dengan baik, Claudie Cavero memutuskan untuk menutup hatinya juga dirinya sendiri kepada wanita manapun. Sampai akhirnya kehadiran seorang gadis tiba-tiba mengusik ketenangan hatinya juga putranya. Gadis ceria yang memiliki trauma dan kenangan masa lalu kelam yang mampu membuat hati juga putranya merasa nyaman. Namun apa yang harus di lakukan oleh Claudie Cavero jika ternyata gadis yang sudah berhasil mencairkan hatinya yang lama beku ternyata sosok yang sudah menyebabkan dirinya kehilangan wanita yang sangat di cintainya? Dan jangan lupakan Kenzo Aristide, adik dari Claudie Cavero yang ternyata juga sangat membenci gadis tersebut.