theoden meme

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic) Suis sur facebook en open source, Dav Bin, vu que le compte est passé en creation digitale, viendez. pas.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

Have a wonderful taim birthday party

Apa? Sinopsis? ngapain? Lagian ini novel kagak jelas, ngapain di kasih sinopsis anjir. Masih maksa? yaudah ini sinopsisnya. seorang pria wibu akut yang hobinya nonton meme dan anime kagak jelas, tiba-tiba masuk ke dunia Isekai, dan disana dia harus bertahan hidup sebisa mungkin.

Aiyana’s got rules. Rule #1: Don’t date hot guys. Rule #2: Seriously—don’t. Rule #3: If a hot guy smiles at you in public, just know your life is about to spiral faster than Wi-Fi during harmattan. Too bad the hottest guy on campus, Damian Cole, didn’t get the memo. One sticky Louisiana morning, Aiyana curved him in front of half the school and by 4 p.m., she was a meme. By 6, she was international. By 9, her gay bestie Jordan had already printed T-shirts. Now the internet thinks she’s a savage, her messy friend group is milking the drama, and Damian? Instead of walking away with his ego bruised, he’s decided to make her his new full-time hobby. What starts as a public rejection turns into fake-dating chaos, viral TikToks, clapbacks in the comments section, and the kind of banter that could make a nun reconsider celibacy. And Aiyana? She’s about to find out the real danger of hot guys isn’t heartbreak it’s accidentally catching feelings for one who’s way too good at being the villain in your story.

After countless years of lawlessness and barbarity, society has begun to reform. Arcane energy has spread and permeates throughout the world; changing and gifting few with the ability to innately wield it. The apocalypse caused the world to become completely devastated. Reshaping continents creating new oceans. Fantastical creatures once only thought of in myths and folklore have appeared and now roam the lands freely. The technology we know of has completely disappeared only few remnants of the past remain in the deepest ruins. Civilization has reached a medieval age in which although grimy isn’t completely filthy. Some archaic yet modern concepts still exist. People throughout the city-states fear the unknown. The few nomads and vagabonds who have somewhat adapted to the changed world have forgotten their ways in order to become accepted. The first city-states have arisen with self-proclaimed kings at their helm. They provided sanctuary against the savagery of man and the untold horrors that await in the Ruined Lands. The new faiths that crept into city-states heathenize and hunt down the people who wield arcane energy. Within the vagabonds and nomads who flock to the city-states seeking a safer life, few gifted recluses must masquerade themselves to avoid prosecution. A young girl born from a nomadic clan must rise from nothing to become one who can overcome all. Protecting those who she cherishes against prosecution for their mystic abilities. Seeking to explore the world and find foreign lands. (Note : Currently Releasing 3+ Chapters a Day)

There are stories that pass like smoke—soft, forgettable, unanchored. The Tithe is not one of them. This story lingers. It lives beneath the skin, not because it wishes to be remembered, but because it refuses to be forgotten. It comes from the places we do not speak of, from the hush in a room just after something terrible has happened, and just before anyone dares to say its name. The village in these pages does not exist. The people here are not real. And yet… you may recognize them. You may hear the bell, faint and far away. You may find yourself holding your breath. This tale is not about heroes. It is not about salvation. It is about what we are asked to give—and what is taken instead. It is about the cost of seeing, and the burden of remembering. If you’ve come looking for safety, turn back. But if you’ve come because something in the silence called to you, then keep going. Some truths will only let themselves be known in the dark

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.