silly sarcastic quotes

He is the great master of the Heavenly God Temple, under whom there are thirty-six Heavenly Stars and seventy-two Earthly Fiends, overseeing nearly half of the world's wealth. To uncover the secret of his origins, he holds a marriage certificate and hides away in the bustling city, becoming a live-in son-in-law that others see as living off his wife. His mother-in-law constantly mocks him and disapproves of the marriage, but little did she know that the world's richest man would visit personally just to leave a good impression on him. Ye Guichen felt helpless: Alright, I’ll come clean then...

After graduating from college, Liu Zheng returned to his hometown because his brother was injured, propping up the small family clinic. However, following an accidental fall in the mountains, he was fortunate enough to have a serendipitous encounter. From then on, he wielded medicine in his left hand and martial arts in his right. The villagers of the small mountain village stepped onto the path to wealth!

Chen Erniu is a notorious fool in the village, but he is very popular among the women there. After recovering from an accident, the beauties love him even more. Good sister, it's not good to climb the wall to your room in the middle of the night! " " Good sister, what do you want in broad daylight!"

Ada yang mengatakan jika takdir terjadi dengan sendirinya berkat semesta yang mengatur keseimbangan dunia. Beberapa orang bersyukur namun tak sedikit yang menuntut kekecewaan. Pernahkah terpikirkan jika takdir yang dilalui adalah hasil dari sebuah dadu yang terlempar? permainan dari dewa yang bahkan tak begitu penting dapat merubah hidup seseorang. Apakah itu suatu yang buruk atau memang begitulah takdir ? Wajah yang rupawan demgan postur tubuh tinggi atletis. Tentu saja membuat para gadis mengidam-idamkan kan Eugene Ahn. Bayangkan ketika kau berada di puncak kejayaan, mendapatkan pujian dari seluruh gadis. Tiba-tiba semuanya terbalik secepat balikan tangan. Eugene tertabrak saat ia berlari dari kejaran para gadis yang memujanya. Dan sosok gadis mungil tiba-tiba datang dan mengajukan pilihan konyol padanya. "kau akan di hidupkan kembali asalkan.. jadi wanita atau jadi anjing ?" Eugene Ahn yang takdir nya dipermainkan memilih berubah jadi wanita dari pada menjadi anjing. "AAAAA DIMANA BURUNGKUUU ?!" Eugene pemuda normal yang harus hidup dalam wujud seorang gadis merasa tersiksa di hari pertamanya. Ditambah pertemuannya dengan seorang gadis bernama Michelle yang kebetulan tak menyukai laki-laki. Apakah semuanya berjalan lancar bagi Eugene ? sanggup kah ia menjalani hidupnya sebagai seorang gadis ? bagaimana jika kejadian ini membuat Eugene merasakan cinta pertamanya ? PADA MICHELLE ?!!

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. If you like harems, dry comedy, and dramatic flex moments, this novel is for you. 6/10/2026 - This novel is now complete. Look out for my next novel: The Depressed God Becomes An Adventurer.

Terkadang, kita butuh cara untuk melampiaskan rasa sakit yang dialami. Melepaskan luka meski hanya sebentar. Namun setidaknya, ada rasa lega ketika melakukannya. Dan menulis adalah cara termudah untuk mengutarakan rasa. Membuat catatan tentang luka yang tersimpan. Walaupun nyatanya luka itu sulit terhapus, atau mungkin tidak akan. Tapi dengan catatan itu kita akan tahu, bahwa kita pernah berjuang untuk luka yang pernah diterima. Dan kita mampu untuk melewatinya. Hingga sadar bahwa, luka adalah cara untuk melatih hati kita lebih kuat lagi. Teruslah berjalan meski terasa lelah, karena mungkin di ujung sana, ada jawaban atas rasa lelahmu. Dan kebahagiaan sesungguhnya yang diinginkan hatimu.

This is not a novel or anything(sorry if you came here thinking this was a novel), this just something I am doing to pass my time and boredom. Basically in this I will be posting a chapter with a quote and poem every day, what kind of quote and poem? Read to find out. By the way the quotes and poem will not be mine.

Will try to do daily (Not owned by me)

Di tempat hiburan malam, Emma dijual kepada Tae, pengusaha muda kaya raya yang terkenal dingin dan kejam. Emma tidak menyerah begitu saja. Ketika dibawa ke rumah yang mewah, Emma berulah. Gadis liar dan nakal itu membuat kebisingan, tak jarang ada barang yang pecah dan berantakan. Pelayan dan staf rumah mulai sibuk menghadapi penghuni baru yang langsung menjadi kesayangan mereka. Phobia dan trauma serius Emma menghadapkan Tae dengan berbagai masalah. Sanggupkan Tae menundukkan gadis liar dan nakal itu? Bagaimana nasib Emma di tangan Taehyung? Ada apa di masa lalu Emma? Siapa yang akan patah hatinya?

Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm hearted man. What happens when these two are thrown or rather forced in a marriage together. Will Eveyln pierce his soul and melt every ice he has built up or would she run away since she has always loved her bestie after all. I guess you will just have to read to find out.