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==WFP #17 Gold Award Winner & WFP #17 No 1 Powerstone Vote== "Killing is a crime. Yeah, I get that. But, do you know what's not a crime? Spanking someone. Still... Spanking your own child is considered a crime. So, guess what? I can't do that to my own kid if I have one. But, you're not my kid. So, how about we have some fun? If you call me mommy, I might stop spanking your butt to shredded meat!!" Kuso Amakusa, the thirty-year-old programmer, known for his meticulous way of thinking, had to be reborn as a female knight. Not a normal knight that everyone knows, but as a Knight known as the "Technoknight". Join Discord at https://discord.gg/SAqeTKwuA4 or follow @wandiong on Instagram!! ===================================== Cover created by Ukhyukhy and used for commercial use exclusively by hartpeler for Reincarnated as the butt-spanking knight with a system. Anyone who used the same cover without the consent of the author or the illustrator shall be charged into legal action.

On the first day of military training, I accidentally “patted” the drill instructor in the group chat. “I patted Joseph Archer’s butt and said it was really soft.” For a moment, it felt like even the air froze. The flood of messages in the group stopped all at once, leaving only that one notification glaring on the screen. A few seconds later, a friend request popped up: “Joseph is requesting to add you as a friend.” I gritted my teeth and simply pretended I hadn’t seen it, closing the window. A minute later, another verification message appeared: “Which company are you in?” Screw it, I thought. I went all the way and added the instructor to my blacklist.

Every time Jax dies, he comes back stronger. The catch? It's eating him alive. Orphaned at four. Dropout at sixteen. Four months behind on rent. He survives on classified ads and bus fare, scraping by in a Philadelphia that'd rather forget he exists. It's 2002. Center City drinks lattes and talks stocks. Everyone else gets the demons; twisted things that crawl out of the tech garbage the dot-com bust left behind. Old monitors. Dead servers. The toxic stuff nobody wants, dumped in neighborhoods nobody cares about. The Demonic Control Bureau handles the big infestations. The rest goes to freelancers like Jax, who've learned that "licensed contractors only" is more of a suggestion. Then a routine job goes wrong. Jax wakes up in a government facility with blood on his hands, gaps in his memory, and something under his skin that definitely wasn't there before. The DCB makes him an offer: steady pay, hot meals, and a real bed. All he has to do is hunt demons for them instead of against them. It's the best deal he's ever gotten. So why does it feel like a trap?

If you were to see a tall black figure somehow in broad daylight, what would you do? And if that shadow didn’t look human - or even sound human? Well, these two brothers somehow stumble upon a world they knew nothing about and are willing to do anything for themselves and to keep their newfound abilities.

In the drowned city of Veyrune, the sea takes more than land—it takes memories, secrets, and sometimes people. For years, the ancient clock tower known as the Moon Dial has stood above the tides, silently watching as the city survives between water and darkness. But one night, the impossible happens. Under a blood-red moon, the Moon Dial begins to bleed silver light, awakening shadows that should never have existed. From the flooded streets rise hollow creatures made of darkness and starlight, hunting through the city as if searching for something—or someone. Seventeen-year-old Elric Vance, still haunted by the mysterious disappearance of his younger sister years ago, becomes the first to witness the terrifying awakening. As chaos spreads across Veyrune, he meets Lyra, a mysterious girl who knows the terrible truth behind the clock tower. The Moon Dial is not counting time. It is counting hearts. Deep beneath the city lies an ancient entity sealed long ago by forgotten magic. Now the seal is breaking, feeding on the grief of the living and the lost souls of the sea. If the clock reaches its final chime, the ocean will claim Veyrune forever. To stop it, Elric and Lyra must descend into the sunken depths beneath the city, where memories, monsters, and a devastating truth await. But the deeper they go, the clearer one thing becomes: Sometimes the sea doesn’t just take what you love. Sometimes it keeps it alive.

Eighteen year old Momo never thought she'd be chosen to become a magical girl of all things. Until one fateful night she is tasked to find allies and defend Earth against a terrifying alien power. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her new alien contact tells her that the center of her special powers is located in the strongest part of her body... which is... her... behind?!

join the larger than life Sir Bumble Butt with his best friend Waldo Waffles and his familiar Katrina as they embark on a journey filled with fire breathing dragons, talking vegetables and overall comical and magical chaos.

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Meet Lee... A boy who was killed by his beloved on 14th feb... Now he is in a cell of FMWV...and wanna come out to know the truth...

Inside the circus tent where no one can hear you scream, You hear footsteps approaching but you think it's just a dream. He straps you down and takes eyes but now you start to beam, Your souls is his, he grabs a needle, his plan it Presteigne. He stitches in button eyes and now he can be seen. His smiling face, his souless eyes and now into routine, He let's you go, he dissappears and now you start to scream. SCP 0234 Another SCP story