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To Sleep In The Sea Of Time

To Sleep In The Sea Of Time

This is a story of a guy who loses everything, and then gets it back. Same old new world story, just a different kind of story teller. *** They took away our hunter tags. They had us grow our hair. They gave us a new brand, when we were over there. They staged us out of Dragur, East of the Olim Horn. I guess they call us Slaves, but no one calls us much anymore. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. Karn brought Sorrow. Pookie brought Fear. Milk brought the fly boys. They did work in Undia. I worked mostly clandestine. Some Legends I should not say. We played with better wands. I could use the extra pay. Did Mara give the order? Did venom pay the way? They said we were slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. This was before HALO, and Codex was king. Hej atop the rider, he never felt a thing. When our rider caught a spell, and both the mages killed. It pitched us over sideways on some cold Sylph hill. My back felt like it was broken, my legs I could not feel. I kept on slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I never did heal up right from injuries sustained Officially in Torin, unofficially we train. I remember all their faces. They dream about me still. I guess I'm slaying demons, but it's kind of hard to tell. There no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I speak the cold logistic, that old boys speak so well. Veni, Vedi, Vici. I'll see you in Hel. Maybe it's bravado, or an unspeakable guilt. That village, they were demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't wanna to do it anymore. I've done plenty. What is one more? -Corb Lund *** Come guess me this riddle. What beats shire leaves and fiddle? What is hotter than pleasures touch, and whiter than cream? What best wets his whistle? What is clearer than crystal? What is sweeter than honey and stronger than steam? What will make the lame walk? What will make the dumb talk? What is the elixir of life and philosopher's stone? And what helped Pookie-Baba dig up a tunnel, that runs from Shalamanda to West-Torin? When you are digging a crater, It is the best thing in nature, for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys. Sometimes I wonder, if lightning and thunder, is made out of the plunder, of the reddest hiski and oils. *** If you can keep your head when all about you, are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too. If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise. If you can dream, and not make dreams your master. If you can think, and not make thoughts your aim. If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same. If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken, twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, and stoop and build them up with worn-out tools. If you can make one heap of all your winnings, and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss. If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew, to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you; Except the Will which says to them ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, nor walk with Kings, nor lose the common touch. If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you. If all men count with you, but none too much. If you can fill the unforgiving minute, with sixty seconds worth of distance, run. Yours is the World and everything that’s in it, and which is more you’ll be a Man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling
Fantasy
472 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
147 Chs
Title puns
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2026-06-20 03:59
Are fictional name puns copyrighted?
Generally, no. Fictional name puns alone don't typically receive copyright protection. Copyright is more concerned with the overall expression and content of a creative work rather than just a name pun.
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2024-10-05 22:24
A novel recommendation about puns
I recommend a few novels to you. " Fox Demon: The Destinies Have Unique Skills " was a novel written by the Engineer Manifest. The protagonist, Wang Tianyu, was born in the branch of the Wang family in the world of the fox demon matchmaker. After his fate with Yue Tixia was renewed, he wanted to cling to the rich woman's thigh. However, Bai Yueyue said that he had a lover from his previous life to reunite with. "In the Great World of Martial Arts, You Suppressed the Ancient Era with Talisman Dao?" It was a fantasy novel written by the director of the Galaxy Zoological Garden. Chen Lin had a clone in the cultivation world after he transmigrated to the martial arts world. He decided to cultivate immortality. When countless Martial Monarch Realm experts saw him for the last time in thousands of years, he looked extremely powerful. This book could be considered half invincible. The cool part was that it used immortal cultivators to draw talismans to attack martial artists. " Double Happiness " was an ancient romance novel written by Tian Qing and Di Bai. Chu Shixun wanted to kill Hou Shuangxi, but Hou Shuangxi felt that he had done nothing wrong and suspected that Chu Shixun had been reborn. It was a very interesting story of a fight in the palace. " The Past of West Pass " was a short comedy novel by Wang Adou 'er. It had a nonsensical style and was a combination of many works. It was full of humor and was very suitable to read before going to bed or when going to the toilet. " Live Online Hacking: After Death, You Make Me a Legend." He said that there would be rain tomorrow to write an urban entertainment novel. Liu Nan was hacked and disappeared. Ten years later, the live broadcast proved that he was a legend. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-01-20 09:43
Are there any puns in The 5th Wave novel?
I don't recall seeing any puns in it. The story is more focused on the action and drama.
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2024-09-28 18:43
What are some puns with the word 'novel'?
Here's one: 'I read a novel about a time - traveling novelist. It was a real page - turner of a novelty!'
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2024-11-11 17:59
What are the best puns in jungle novels?
Well, in many jungle novels, a common pun could be related to the names of animals. For example, if there's a sly fox character named 'Foxy' and the author plays with the word 'foxy' to mean both the name and the characteristic of being sly. Another could be around the word 'growl' for a growling tiger, and the author might use it in a double - meaning way like 'His growl was not just a sound but a sign of his inner growl (anger or determination).'
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2024-11-07 16:58
What are some cute puns in cartoons?
For example, a cat in a cartoon might say, 'I'm a 'purr-fect' friend!' This combines 'purr' from a cat's purring and 'perfect' to make a cute pun. Or how about when a bird says, 'I'm 'feather' sure I'll have fun today!' Merging 'feather' and 'for sure' creates a charming pun for the cartoon.
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2025-04-13 13:27
What are the characteristics of puns in comic strips?
Well, puns in comic strips usually have a clever and sometimes subtle way of using language. They might take a common phrase or word and give it a new and funny meaning. Also, they often catch you off guard and make you laugh when you 'get' the joke.
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2025-05-21 10:08
What are the characteristics of Sans Puns Comics?
The main feature of Sans Puns Comics is their ability to surprise the reader with funny and unique puns. The art style is usually simple but effective in delivering the punchline. Also, they tend to have a wide range of themes and subjects to keep things interesting.
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2025-06-23 01:28
What are the characteristics of sans puns comic?
Sans puns comic usually features witty and humorous wordplay. It often has unexpected twists and makes you laugh with its cleverness.
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2025-06-13 21:35
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