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While they mine for gold, I dig graves. While they use healing ointment, I munch on graveyard grass. While they take Mana Potions, I light incense and candles. While they meditate to recover, I rest in a coffin, While they attack with magic, I retaliate by tossing paper money. ... Let's see how a skeleton turns the tables in an online game, stirring up chaos to become the ultimate boss!

A thousand years after the Undead Empire vanished, the little skeleton who used to farm was still tending to his fields, until the summoning portal reopened. "Are you guys hungry? I’ve been farming for a thousand years and have stored a tiny bit of food." "Have these fields been deserted? Can I plant things?" "The princess's city on the hill doesn’t allow farming? Then never mind, I won't go." "They want to tax me but won't let me farm? Wipe them out!"

As demons invade, humans gain the ability to awaken professions, struggling to survive in blood and fire. Fang Zhou awakens the profession of Undead Mage, with almost no path forward, but fortunately, he still has a skeleton clone equipped with an attribute panel.

Imagine being murdered on your way home to your girlfriend, only to have your soul stolen and handed over to the Demon King as an offering for goods. Could it get any worse? This is the story of a man cursed with a skeleton body, now working alongside the Demon King to unravel the mystery of his new existence. As he navigates this dark new world, he discovers the twelve universes that govern humanity, encountering both allies and enemies along the way. Struggling to regain his humanity, he must master his newfound powers and survive the dangerous politics of the 12 universes. Can he uncover the truth behind his transformation and reclaim his soul, or will he fall to the darkness threatening to consume him? - (1) Castle = custom character that will be blended into the story, art work will be created (5 custom characters so far) (150) PowerStones weekly = Bonus Chapter Golden Tickets = You get to create the power of a world Live discussions on my Discord server: https://discord.gg/nfl/

When Lu Wu opened his eyes, he found that the world had changed completely. The world before him did not have fancy magic, nor ultimate Dou Qi. What it had were summoners that form contracts with summoned beasts. And coincidentally, he was such a summoner, although not a professional one, and his first summoned beast was a piece of crap. But that was fine, because he also had a golden finger!

When he woke up, he found that he had become the lowest level skeleton soldier? And surrounded by a group of cannon fodder skeletons with the same attribute panel as himself! Current Lv1! It took him some time to accept the fact. Francis rushed into the pile of skeletons and tried to attack the unconscious skeletons with his fists, and failed! Well, can only pick up the thigh bone dropped by some brother on the ground, a hammer down, and knocked over a skeleton soldier even thinner than himself. Upgrade, from the bullying of the weak! Swallowed the ghost fire in the skull of the small skeleton soldier, the panel changed, experience point+1! Brush monsters along the way! Unlock the skill Slave's Rope! Looked at the panel of the skeleton in front of him and received it under his command with tears. What? The host can share half of the earnings of the undead? You can enslave a stronger character than yourself by willpower crushing? That must not be crazy slavery! The rapidly upgrading Francis went on a killing spree! He didn't want to be the lowest level of cannon fodder! Devouring, enslaving, never stopping The bodies and wills of the undead pave the way to the supreme skeleton king!

In the magical world of Terra, a long-dormant skeleton summon reawakens. Once bound to a demi-god hero of the Lux Kingdom, the skeleton fell inactive after his master's betrayal and death. Now, he rises in a world both familiar and strange, driven by his master's final command: to destroy those who betrayed him, even if it means annihilating the world. As he awakens, a cold voice echoes in his mind: [System activating]. This system, a remnant of his former master's power, bestows new abilities and unlocks ancient mysteries. Yet, the skeleton harbors a powerful identity from his past that contradicts his master's wishes. Caught between his master's vengeful legacy and his own true self, he must navigate a transformed world where ancient grudges and new alliances shape the fate of Terra, not to mention the impending 'exitium'. Prepare for a tale of magic, vengeance, and identity in a world on the brink of chaos.

# petbeast I, Zhou Mingrui, transmigrated to an alternate world and became an ordinary little skeleton. I received a system at the start which made me more powerful whenever I killed an enemy. I can draw the health, mana, and other stats from the dead. Every 10 levels, I can also awaken a talent. Level 10: The Book of the Dead. All incantation time for Undead Spells is shortened by half, and their effects are increased twofold. Level 20: Skeleton Armor. Build weapons and armor that are suitable for the user using skeletons. Weapons can be upgraded when the user's level increases, while the armor can be upgraded to increase its immunity against all negative effects. Level 30: Soul Summoning From River Lethe. The user can summon dark creatures. The maximum number of summons increase with the user's level. The summoned creatures' stats are increased significantly. … I, Yan Wuyue, leader of the human. I am crowned the [Goddess of Savior] by the people of this world. I reincarnated 30 years before the apocalypse. I have to get stronger in order to change history and save humanity. So, my initial summon monster is extremely important. I thought I could sign a contract with a dragon, a phoenix, an angel, or some other creature from the ancient myths. But when that ordinary, unassuming little skeleton fell from the sky… I was plunged into despair. Even the most ordinary sorcerer could summon a ton of these things with a wave of his hand!

Alex, a 16-year-old orphan, works as a corpse collector in the city of Dune within the Gale Empire. Alex possesses "Divine Vision" and carries a strange black mark on his neck which everyone believes is a curse that brings bad luck. On a full moon night, while being pursued by monsters in the forest, Alex accidentally broke the seal of a white skeleton through his blood. That skeleton was Elias, the eighth Angel of God – the Angel of War, who was suffering from the curse of the Evil God and had lost his authority. Under the guidance of Elias, Alex stepped into the extraordinary world, becoming a Soul Summoner. He subdued the small spirit Gary and began the journey to discover the truth about the mark on Alex's body – something that was not actually a curse but the mark of an anonymous God.

Join Reddit pls: Black_Devil https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_ed5ern/s/kEc83BDRe1 [Current Writing Contest-WebNovel Spirity Awards 2025 Fantas} Flain grew up in a futuristic world. When he was born his parents didn't want him because he didn't live up to their expectations and so he ended up very badly. Flain was employed as a slave. He was forced to mine radioactive iron deep in the mines. It was drilled into his head that he existed only to obey orders. Young Flain was obedient. He doubted some of it but knew nothing else. For years, he never saw a single ray of light; light was only spoken of among the others as a legend. The routine was the same: in the morning, he would take a nutrient tablet and water. Then he would mine all day, sleep eight hours, and repeat. Flain worked like this from childhood until he was ten years old. He even found a friend, but that friend died of radiation poisoning right in front of Flain. Flain couldn't stop mining. He kept mining with tears streaming down his face. Before bed, Flain cried. "I will become the strongest. I will kill you all, and you will become my slaves." Flain stopped crying, stared blankly at the rocky ceiling, then looked ahead. A manic grin appeared on his face, one that would often adorn it from that moment on. At the age of ten, Flain was assigned to a military camp due to his endurance in the mines and his survival against radiation. In the camp, Flain was trained. The regime was much looser; he even had an hour of free time each day. However, Flain didn't make any more friends. Even during his free time, he trained with a smile. He would achieve his goal at any cost, even if it meant training himself to death. Experiments were conducted on Flain. He lost his hair, two long gray arms grew on his back, and a third red eye appeared. Flain became a mutant. Flain was then sent to war. He fought with sharp katabas. He performed quite well in the war, earning himself command of ten soldiers and becoming a small commander. But one day, everything changed. Flain then dies, is swallowed by darkness, and Flain refuses to die, thus appearing as a skeleton in a fantasy world.