puns with dogs

Also available on my website: https://www.fancyjunjuntranslations.com/story/the-whole-sect-is-full-of-licking-dogs-the-little-junior-sister-is-the-real-dog/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!

Wei Chifeng, who feeds wolves as dogs, was seriously injured and on the brink of death on the battlefield. After being rescued by Feng Tingliu, he lost his memory and stayed in Liudu City to become Feng Tingliu's guard. Liudu City is a place where Fengting Liu collects and retains people from the martial arts world. There are many rules in the city, such as not accepting useless, betrayed, and unable to survive people. Fengting Liu appears to be a fickle lord of the city, but in reality, he has a complex background and purpose. He has intricate connections with various forces, including the court and demonic sects. During his interactions with Feng Tingliu, Wei Chifeng gradually developed a deep affection for him and was also involved in a series of conflicts and conspiracies in the martial arts world. Their relationship continued to develop under various events, gradually becoming subtle and intimate from the initial master servant relationship. The situation in the martial arts world has become increasingly complex, with various forces such as the Demon Cult, the Society for the Elimination of Evil, and the imperial court fighting against each other. Feng Tingliu and Wei Chifeng face many challenges and choices among them, and their fate is closely linked to the fate of the entire martial arts world.

In a world ruled by bloodlines and buried secrets, power is never given—it is taken. Adrian Vale is a devoted priest of the Catholic Church, known for his calm spirit and unshakable faith. Raised within sacred walls, he has no memory of where he came from… only that he was abandoned to a life of holiness. But beneath his quiet devotion lies something darker—something restless… something that refuses to stay buried. But some secrets don’t stay buried and some emotions are never meant to exist, forced to choose between: Faith or power. Love or survival. Truth… or destruction.

In the underbelly of Busan, where power is earned in blood and loyalty is a currency more volatile than cash, Eli Nam emerges from silence — not to follow, but to conquer. Born with fists that break bones and instincts honed in darkness, Eli is no ordinary street fighter. He’s a prodigy of violence. A ghost with a cause. And with a past shrouded in unanswered debts, he returns to the city not to survive — but to reign. Each arc explores social structures, personal trauma, and power.

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

After a mysterious gas was released into the planet's atmosphere, the population suddenly found themselves with mystical powers. Ranging from superhero abilities known only in comics, to incredibly specific and hardly practical. When your worth is now decided by birth, how does one live? When talent merely becomes a word to explain a fortunate ability, how do you stand out? Heroes, Villains, Vigilantes. Stories and myths of such beings became commonplace. Governments requiring powerful abilities to keep order. The Hero Association attempting to keep its influence through monetization. Villain groups abusing their powers. Vigilantes attempting to fight against such tyranny and unfairness. Corruption rampant as always. Like stated, these stories are commonplace. Mass produced even. So what about a narrower focus? A lawless city ruled by an order of Street Gangs. This isn't the story of a selfless uprising Hero, or a Villain who wreaks destruction, or even a Vigilante who wants a better world. Rather it's a story of the struggle of the strong. People who gather others underneath them, and fight against rivals. All to rise to the top and rule this city. Would you care to join? This isn't a grand story, it might not be to your taste. Can you stand beside those who struggle, without a guarantee for a satisfying end? As they fight to stand at the top, or be consumed? If so, allow me to tell you this story. (WARNING: THIS VOLUME CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND STRONG LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Gideon was summoned to another world to vanquish an evil god of impossible proportions. Arduous it was, he was able to succeed after 10 years. When he defeated and successfully vanquished the evil god, he was granted his wish to return home. The goddess, feeling this reward was too 'little' for the herp who saved her world granted him a single wish. Gideon asked for something that he may not be able to use in his own world, Earth. He indeed returned, but not only did the world changed, his home had also changed, his sister changed and a looking threat had also reared its head. Follow Gideon and his continuing adventure on Earth as he tries to defend it from everything that tries to destroy or enslave it. Was it mentioned that the goddess stripped him of his powers before he could send him back? Only his experience, memories, and the wish-reward he got came with him. How will he cope in the world that's changed so much?

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Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.