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Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."

On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.

In the age of interstellar exploration, three hundred years ago, Mage explorers from the yellow river planet took their first step towards outer space. It was a joyous event for every mage on that planet, yet unfortunately, space is dominated by other races. The Peak level Mage from the Yellow River Planet was the weakest power in existence among other outer space races. It's a cruel reality for everyone. From then on, every mage from the Yellow River Planet began to increase their power level by consuming outer space resources. Then they constantly researched, upgraded the power level system and tried to pave the way for the next generation of space explorers. Now, our MC Vincent Carey's ambition is to be the next generation of space explorers. How is he going to increase his strength and compete among other races to get resources? How is the unknown little yellow river planet going to be known and feared by others? --- To find out further, read my new novel and support it with the power stones and golden tickets. Current Plan- 7Chaps/ Week. Target- 50 Golden Tickets/ Week - 14Chaps/Week ... Disclaimer: Fantasy and Fictional Story.

``` Archer Bennett—contento con su vida actual, es repentinamente apuñalado, perdiendo todo lo que ama. Sin embargo, rápidamente descubre que la muerte no siempre es definitiva. Trasladado a un mundo mágico—como un niño llamado Archer Ashguard—se encuentra abandonado. Perdido y solo, con misteriosas y potentes habilidades mágicas, se lanza a una aventura que a veces es divertida, a veces seria, y llena de chicas. Únete a Archer mientras se embarca en un viaje legendario que cambiará el mundo. No NTR, Yuri o Violación. ----------------------------------------------------- Si quieres apoyarme, compra un café - https://ko-fi.com/neganspalace Estaré haciendo ediciones constantes aquí y allá, mejorando la gramática y la historia en general. Arte de personajes en Discord. Dos capítulos por día. 500 Piedras = 1 capítulo extra. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ ```

``` Archer Bennett—feliz com sua vida atual, é subitamente esfaqueado, perdendo tudo o que ama. Contudo, rapidamente descobre que a morte nem sempre é definitiva. Transmigrado para um mundo mágico—como uma criança chamada Arqueiro Ashguard—ele se vê abandonado. Perdido e sozinho, com habilidades mágicas misteriosas e potentes. Ele parte em uma aventura que às vezes é divertida, às vezes séria e cheia de garotas! Junte-se ao Archer em sua jornada lendária que mudará o mundo. Sem NTR, Yuri ou Estupro. ----------------------------------------------------- Se você quer me apoiar, compre um café - https://ko-fi.com/neganspalace Estarei fazendo edições constantes aqui e ali, melhorando a gramática e a história em geral. Arte de personagens no Discord. Dois capítulos por dia. 500 Pedras = 1 capítulo extra. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ ```

Betrayed by her boyfriend and half-sister, Chloe drowns her sorrows at a bar—only to wake up next to a dangerously handsome stranger. No names. No strings. Just a one-night mistake… or so she thought. The next day, she walks into her company and comes face-to-face with her new boss—the same man from that night. She avoids him, pretending it never happened. But fate isn’t done with her yet. That evening, her father sets her up on a blind date… and he is the one waiting for her. With a smirk, he leans in and whispers: “Woman, you’re mine—yesterday, today, and forever.”

Zhou Dao transmigrated to a world where demons rampaged and Daoist laws ruled. His sect was in straitened circumstances, and their property was on the brink of being demolished. Desperate, Zhou Dao had his eyes fixed on the coffin of the sect’s Grandmaster and decided to do something with it. A voice rang, “D*mn! You are actually plotting to steal my skull. With your attitude, Sunset Mountain has a chance of reaching its heyday again!” On that very night, the corpse of the Grandmaster moved! Moving forward, Zhou Dao would receive rewards whenever he offered up demonic beasts as sacrifices to the Grandmaster. He offered up a 1000-year zombie as a sacrifice and received the Indestructible Body of Demon Refining. He offered up a nine-tailed demon fox as a sacrifice and received a Fox Girl Puppet. He offered up a demon turtle from the Eastern Sea as a sacrifice and received a high-power muscle massage gun. … For eons, countless Daoist members meditated on The Yellow Court Classic. For years to come, Zhou Dao harvested countless demonic beasts with no intention of burying them. Many years later, in the same Daoist temple, Zhou Dao sat at the front door as he bore witness to the joy and the sorrow of all creations. He had seen birth, illness, death, and all sorts of bizarre phenomena. He put on a crooked grin as he said, “I offer up the heavens and the earth as a sacrifice.”

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……

``` Novo romance "Tremam, Grandes Seres do Universo" está sendo serializado~ De um dia para o outro, uma bela deusa culinária se transformou na desprezada Pequena Estrela do Desastre Uma casa em ruínas com três cômodos, um pai deficiente, uma mãe frágil e duas irmãzinhas magras para cuidar O quê?! Sua mãe deu à luz três filhas apenas porque trouxe dificuldades para a vida dos seus irmãos? Seu pai caiu do telhado e está acamado por meio ano, só porque ela estava brincando com terra por perto? Se ela liga para os avós uma vez, instantaneamente um adoece e o outro sofre um acidente; até os filhos amados da família do Tio se engasgam com a comida porque justamente naquele dia era o aniversário dela Humph! O Tio pode tolerar, mas a Tia não! Se eu não mostrar meu poder, vão todos me tratar como o gato Garfield?! Eles acham que por cinco taéis de prata, podem me vender para um doente fraco para dar sorte? Tudo bem, já que eu sou a Pequena Estrela do Desastre, vamos transformar a casa de vocês numa zona de desastre! Querem vender minha irmã para uma casa rica para se tornar uma escrava ou empregada? Ela grita, pega um cutelo, luta com os demônios que encontra e mata os fantasmas no seu caminho. De agora em diante, sua fama de mulher selvagem se espalha por toda a vila Que seja selvagem, então. Pelo bem dos entes queridos, me torno com gosto a selvagem Dama da Cozinha. Com minhas excelentes habilidades culinárias, abro um restaurante, me torno uma chef de topo, desenvolvo novas receitas, conquisto os corações dos amantes da comida e até descubro novas maneiras de fazer uma grande fortuna, levando toda minha família a uma maior riqueza e padrão de vida melhor! Quanto àqueles parentes sem-vergonha que lambem suas caras e voltam para reconhecer parentesco, ela dá um doce sorriso, acena adeus: Boa viagem. O papel de deserdar já está emoldurado e pendurado na parede! Quanto aos homens, bem, até minha irmãzinha sabe: Ser bonito não enche o estômago. Um homem que ganha dinheiro, mima a esposa e segue as três obediências e as quatro virtudes é um cunhado de primeira qualidade. Declaração séria: Este artigo é puramente fictício. Por favor, não imite nenhum enredo, comportamento, ação, etc. Valorize sua vida e viva bem~ ```