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Shit! I'm Pregnant, But Didn't Know Who The Baby's Daddy was

Shit! I'm Pregnant, But Didn't Know Who The Baby's Daddy was

Hi, all~ For June, I'll try to update every day, but please forgive me if I'm a day or a few days late. I'll do my best to keep bringing updates for all of you. Thank you so much for your support. Stay tuned for more chapters! * Lavenia has been engaged to Damien, an alpha descendant who loves to have an affair. After catching Damien's infidelity for several times, Lavenia began to get fed up and took the initiative to cancel their marriage. Unfortunately, her father didn't approve her idea. Until a mandate came from him, that he would allow her to annul the marriage only if she found a candidate who was far better than Damien. Lavenia finds four at once! Jaxon Rhymes, the blonde haired and grey-eyed, an introvert artist; Rayden Kim, the dark grinned, a CEO of one of the great company in the world (as well as an underground business owner unknown to many people); Hero Satoshi, the unique—small almond-shaped eyed, her lecturer; and Alex Lane, the blue-eyed, cold-eyed the doctor who her father knows well. And all of them are well above average! The five of them signed the treaty, partyed, and went crazy! Until Lavenia finds herself pregnant and of course, one of the four men who spends the hottest, wildest, and craziest night she's ever met, must be the baby's daddy. However, she wasn't even sure. So, whose seed has formed the fetus in Lavenia's womb? * Slow-burn werewolf romance A slice of humor A cup of werewolf action Li'l bit of sweet love A tea-spoon of intrigue A pinch of spicy Hope you love it.
Fantasy
45 Chs
Fake Dating The Shit-Head Hockey Heir

Fake Dating The Shit-Head Hockey Heir

She was the girl they erased. Now she's the storm they can't outrun and they are on their knees, begging! ******* Sasha Stephens was never supposed to matter. She was the quiet one. The nerd in the corner with the braces and the glasses and the heart she wore too close to the surface. Nobody noticed her — and that was exactly how they liked it. But one night changes everything. One night, one act of humiliation so calculated and so cruel that it strips her of her dignity, her reputation, and every safe corner she ever had. They call her names. They publish their lies. They laugh as she disappears. So she does the one thing they never expected. She rebuilds. When Sasha walks through the doors of SpringsCrest University two years later, she is unrecognizable — and not by accident. She has shed the invisibility they forced on her and replaced it with something they won't see coming. She is sharper. Stronger. Focused on one thing. Making every single one of them answer for what they did. What she doesn't plan for is Zane Calloway. A star athlete and a wealthy heir. The most talked-about name on SpringsCrest's hockey roster — and the only person on campus who can match Morgan and Sienna's Arrogance. "Fake date me. Help me bring them down. Let's burn it all to the ground — together." It should be simple. Strategic. Clean. It is none of those things. Because Morgan has noticed her too. The girl he once discarded is suddenly everywhere — beautiful, untouchable, and completely indifferent to him — and for the first time in his life, Morgan doesn't know how to handle being the one who isn't seen. He wants her back. He'll beg if he has to. But Sasha Stephens is done being the girl who waits. She isn't here for his redemption. She's here for his reckoning. His championship. His Alpha claim. His carefully constructed legacy. She will dismantle every single piece of it — not with rage, but with precision. Not because she still loves him. Because she finally, completely loves herself. "He threw her away thinking she would never survive." "She survived." "Now she's everything — and he is nothing without her mercy." After she and Zane Calloway, the Alpha Wolf with three a Alter-Egos, join forces to deal with him, the truth prevails and he comes back on his knees....begging!
Fantasy
35 Chs
Holy Shit; I am Falling in Love with My King!

Holy Shit; I am Falling in Love with My King!

Holy Shit! I am Falling in Love with My King! Synopsis Tells the story of Kivella Adore Modwena, a girl who has a witch mother from Aspendal Manor, the Northern magic kingdom. Kivella has a twin sister named Leicia Adore Modwena. The status of their father is a secret, there is not a single piece of information regarding the biological father of the two twins. All they know is that they don't have a father, if there is one then he has died in the earth. Long after her birth, Kivella, who had been banished from Aspendal Manor, went in search of a new life in another royal land. Her twin sister Leicia was buried in a city fire, her mother died in the royal stocks. She was left alone as a stranger in a strange city. During her escape, Kivella managed to get into the kingdom of Adelug. A famous kingdom ruled by a great king, King Mourgent Vaslof. By relying on her beautiful face and beautiful body, Kivella managed to become one of the concubines in the kingdom of Adelug. She could enjoy a life of luxury and was surrounded by dozens of guards and servants who would faithfully accompany and serve her. King Mourgent really took good care of his concubines. But there was something strange, since Kivella's arrival in the kingdom of Adelug, many murder cases had been filling the royal newspapers. From the death of a village merchant to the death of the head of government in the kingdom. News spread that the culprit was a hired assassin from a foreign land who came to seek peace from the vengeance in every human heart. His presence is usually signaled by the black crows that perch around the homes of his targeted victims. And before leaving, the hitman would leave behind a letter that read 'Amoret' along with an orchid petal. Since then, the hitman has been called Amoret, a black-robed man with a heartless dagger. "Rather than killing him, it seems I'd rather love him." _Kivella Adore Modwena Blurb What happens when a queen pays an assassin to take the life of her own king? Power, arranged marriages, and disappointment are the reasons for the murderous desire. Worse, it's not just the Queen who wants the King dead. But other people were also around her. Secretly wanting his position by cheating. Will they succeed in their mission? Or the other way around? Get caught and become traitors to the kingdom who will be judged by the King.
Fantasy
19 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
101 Chs
Famine, shit, how do I brush shit?
In Don't Starve, you can obtain and farm poop in the following ways: 1. ** Obtained from animals ** - Cows were one of the main sources of fertilizer. They would defecate automatically on a regular basis and could be picked up from behind the herd. - If the Pigman was fed vegetables, berries, or flower petals, it would produce 1 poop. When the Pigman became a crazy pig, put the above three kinds of food on the ground, and the Pigman would continue to eat and become a poop-making machine. - Look for an elephant (koala) to get its poop. - If the crows in the cages were fed meat, they would definitely drop an egg. If the crows in the cages were fed seeds, the more seeds they were fed, the higher the chance of dropping bird droppings. 2. ** Obtained through in-game activities ** - Collect a large number of flower petals and put them in the pig village after they have deteriorated. After the pigs eat them, they can quickly obtain a large amount of fertilizer. - When killing the Mad Pig, throw dozens of flower petals nearby during the transformation process, then move horizontally towards the monkey. After a monkey hits its chest, it will smash out five poop. - Exploring the map, looking for naturally occurring shit. - By cutting trees, mining, and other collection activities, they could obtain fertilizer resources. - They could obtain fertilizer resources through fishing and other activities. - Using the feces of the insects as a resource. - Cooperate to obtain fertilizer resources in multiplayer mode. - Obtain additional fertilizer rewards by unlocking achievements. - Obtain fertilizer resources through quests and plots. - Special activities such as hunting pig kings can obtain a large amount of fertilizer resources. 3. ** Using food related methods ** - Eating some low-level food such as berries, carrots, etc. can produce feces. - Drinking raw bird egg juice can wash shit. - Create roasted blue mushrooms. After eating them, they will produce feces. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2026-07-02 02:58
Why is shit white?
White stool can be caused by many reasons. If the bile duct was blocked and bile could not enter the intestine, it would cause the stool to be grayish-white like clay. It was commonly seen in bile duct diseases such as gallstones, bile duct cancer, cancer of the head of the gallbladder, or liver cancer. The diarrhea could make the stool white, rice-like, large, and sticky; the malabsorption syndrome could make the stool white, foamy, and light in color, with a layer of white oily substance floating on it, which was common in children and patients with low gallbladder function; the acute diarrhea could make the stool white, red, and pus, red and white, nasal mucus and pus, and blood. In addition, gastric and intestinal disorder, indigestion caused by drinking too much milk may also make the stool white. Serious gastric and intestinal disorder may be caused by bile duct obstruction, vibrio infection, hepatic echinococcosis, prawns eating harmful algae, liver disease or nutritional metabolism problems, etc., may also cause white stool. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-07-20 22:03
Is the Earth a shit pit?
I recommend " Cataclysm of the Earth ", a science fiction novel written by Shi Mian. There were many civilizations in the universe, and the mysterious void corridor had no exit. The supernova explosion did not destroy Earth, but instead allowed life to evolve. The young man rose from Earth to the universe. " The Divine Heavenly Master who Traversed the Hong Kong Film World " was also not bad. It was written with half a scoop of rice wine. Lin Feng had transmigrated to the supernatural world that was fused with Hong Kong movies. He was bound to the system and his various abilities were upgraded directly. He held the sword of Tao to slay demons and devils. Many characters admired him. There were many characters and wonderful stories. " Digging the Earth " was an urban novel written by Fu Bao. The main character, Zhou Yun, explored the unsolved mysteries of Earth and searched for lost treasures. Although the author was not very reliable and the book might be incomplete, it felt good after reading a few chapters. The style was cool, and there were new elements like Golden Pupil. " Earth No. 7 Strategy Guide " was a science fiction novel by Yun Mou. The seventh person went to Earth to find a target, but ended up running to the wrong Earth in a parallel space. Although it became a ten-thousand-year-old pit, there were still people chasing after it. " Inauspicious Star " was a science fiction novel created by ROX. It was a survival story after the Army Destroyer was sent to the death penalty planet. Although it was lacking, it was an early and refreshing novel. It could be recorded in the book shortage. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-18 01:58
Transformers 7 is a piece of shit
Although this statement was rather extreme, Transformers 7: Rise of the Superhero did have many shortcomings. The plot was thin, and there were many flaws in the logic. For example, the autobots were eager to find the second key when they lost one key, which was unreasonable. The mechanism of the peruvian temple was not carefully designed. The Eagle Warrior was injured and controlled without explaining clearly. The primitive beast's custody of the key was also unreasonable. They also failed in terms of character creation. They were known as " Super Warriors " as the main characters, but they only appeared more than an hour later and did not have much effect in the later stages. Most of the scenes were still focused on the car squad. Moreover, the image of Prime was not as stable as the previous films. His character was easy to go to extremes, and the character did not meet the audience's expectations well. Although the film's special effects were one of the highlights, the overall quality was not improved compared to the previous films. The 3D images were foggy and dropped frames, and the fighting scenes were not even as good as the previous films. At the same time, the plot was suspected to be templated. The main character team's combat strength fluctuated between high and low, and there were also a lot of sensational clips. The overall plot could not withstand scrutiny. These factors caused many viewers to not have a high evaluation of this movie. " Transformers: Origins " was not enough. Everyone, please click to read the novel!
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2026-07-26 12:50
Why is shit white?
There were many reasons for white stool, as follows: - Hepatobiliary system diseases: Bile duct obstruction, bile can not be discharged into the intestines can lead to white or grayish stool, such as gallstones, bile duct tumors, bile duct cancer, head of the liver cancer and other diseases. - Drug effects: Taking certain antibiotics or antimycotics may cause white or gray stool. This is because the drug affects the normal balance of bacteria in the intestine, causing the color of the stool to fade. - Digestive system problems: - <strong></strong> - Malabsorption syndrome: The stool is white foamy and light in color. There is a layer of white oily substance floating on it. This condition is common in children and patients with low gallbladder function. - acute bacteric diarrhea: the stool is white and red with pus, alternating between red and white, showing nasal mucus and pus with blood. It should be considered to be caused by acute bacteric diarrhea. - Stomach and intestine function disorder: It can lead to white stool. It can be recuperated by eating Si Mo Tang. At the same time, you should pay attention to adjusting your work and avoid staying up late. - Indigestion: Drinking too much milk may cause indigestion, resulting in white stool. In this case, stop drinking milk first. - Other factors: For the baby, drinking a large amount of yogurt at one time will form some milk clots, and the digestive tract will turn into white stool when it is too late to absorb it. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-07-21 10:16
Is 'Rap Shit' a True Story?
Well, it's possible that 'Rap Shit' has some roots in reality, but it's likely been embellished or modified for artistic effect. Who knows for sure?
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2024-10-14 15:41
I like the story of shit
The recommended novels were Everyone Poop and Magic Ring Turns Poop. Both books were about feces and introduced children to the process of feces and digestion in a humorous and interesting way. " Let's Poop " was a popular science book. Through depicting the poop of different animals, children could understand the process of digestion. The Magic Ring Becomes Poop was a novel that won an international award. It told a magical story about poop. These stories were both interesting and educational, suitable for children who liked to talk about shit.
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2025-01-12 21:12
When will the Elite of Shit be released in 2021?
" Elite of Breaking Matters " was a sitcom directed by Wei Zheng and starred by Li Jiahang, Cheng Guo, Zhang Yiduo, etc. It was broadcast on iQiyi on June 18, 2022. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of The King's Avatar!
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2024-10-22 11:04
Fart, spit out the shit
Farts that cause feces to spurt out could be caused by intestinal infection, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, and other reasons. Intestinal infection would stimulate the intestinal mucus membrane, causing increased intestinal squirming, increased frequency of defecation, abdominal distension, and other symptoms, which might cause diarrhea when farting. A similar condition can occur in acute constipation, which requires the use of antibiotics. If feces or mucus is ejected when farting, it may indicate serious inflammation or tumor in the intestine. You should seek medical attention as soon as possible. Other possible reasons include indigestion, intestinal diseases, food factors, and so on. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.
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2024-12-17 03:40
If I were a pile of shit
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2025-01-17 00:29
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